TheClosetMailman

Sprays with water bad, very bad-

3 *scream being uttered

Two Biceps O'shaw

9 Normalymens

7 Flukies Forgetting Firearms

5 seccies sleeping

There is something soothing about knowing the station is rid of one less unathi.

3 crates being shipped

Howdy hoh Yoggie fella

1 flukeops getting slipped

2 hands getting fried

11 xenos murderboning

One flex from Zeke could potentially kickstart a singularity. WE'RE DOOMED

9 powergaming plasmamen

Six gunshots to the biceps, yer dead

Four surgeries later, i`m back

Thats one big cow And how do you.... Eh..... milk.... her....?

Suspicious

Two stubby vulpkanin legs

I continue to become green with envy from these excellent personnel files. Hell, i can barely write my own. But hey! Good work right there fella!

Fishy boy got SWOLE FEAR HIM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE SACRIFICE THE BICEPS VULPKANIN TO PLEASE OUR NEW TENTACTLE OVERLORD

You have to take like five steps to pass a single tile

Last time I saw them fat chicken legs sprint "quickly" was when the chef had a Three for one deal for corgi burgers.

There's that one creepy admin that is constantly pming me-

Before you've taken the eight steps necessary to reach me, I would already have managed to commit Bwoinkudo several times. Dem abs don't make you particularly fast, chicken legs-