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*Gets chased by four security officers*

Zeke looks bloody evil all of a sudden And Human Zeke looks... well... Human

The three of you are horribly bad at this

5 hours and counting.

You have a little gremlin and you insist on calling it your son?! jk, sounds nice, but damm, at least learn him to write GREYTIDE STATIONWIDE in Sol Common and not Vox Pidgin

You`re one sneaky son of a vox

Hey Tetra, i got you a syringe from the gene bois! Its X-ray, want? .... Tetra, why you staring at Wolf like that

I`m the Maddest tho. I could even beat a vox in the angry championship

+Madness -Sanity waddya mean, im FIIIIINe

Looks like genetics was busy again. Still, the blasphemy in taking the skrellian beauty from Zeke, the horror

Shouldve been on the other side Oh lord, sounds fun more fun than command, HAH-

Werent it always the clown command? Huehuehuehu- WAIT IT WAS JUST A JOKE PUT DOWN THE HAMMER NORMALY-

And that`s how i got BSAed

Next christmas i want four greytiding skrell.

Happy new year fellas!

But a vox declared I was the perfect target meat the other day- The difference is, a vox in a swimsuit will scar you for life, a skrell in a swimsuit will get a trophy for winning Miss Universe, even if it's Zeke

Remember, Skrell can`t love right? right?

Welcome. If i`m in the chapel office, stealing your candles, just ignore it. .... It`s normal, i swear

Pleasure to meet ya Just ignore me whenever i stroll through a high-sec area and we'll be good

Ah yes, Kentucky Fried Vox, only thing those things are good for.

Yikes, chill down Rsik, I know the clown is quite a pest, but at least call an IAA before strangling him-

Indeed it does! Hohoho! Here's some saline Fuck you santa

I have no idea who it is, but im gonna carry around a sterile mask from now on

Thats so cute i almost dont wanna tide it-

Mulebot Adding two metal sheets to a mulebot gives it a cowcatcher ram, it works just as expected, pushing anyone in the way of the mulebot aside harmlessly, like when beepsky is chasing a suspect. Make mulebots colorable with paint, we all know we deep inside want neon-green snails terrorizing the hallways whenever someone cuts the safety wire. Give more destinations inside RND for the mulebot to arrive at, I know quite a few eggheads that refuse to leave their 2x2 laboratory to visit the crate delivery, so let's just move the delivery to them. Possibility of setting to mulebot to either Deliver or Retrieve a crate at the delivery zones, right now, I do believe they'll only drop of crates and nothing else. Cargo A cargo mech, while the Ripley with clamps do a good job, that much armor scares security, so maybe a sorta forklift-like mech with the operator visible would scare them less? Think the mech from the Alien movies. More cargo-related tech, self-returning crates, mule-HOVER-bots, you name it! More stuff to press-gang RND into researching. New crates, I mean, we already have plenty of stuff available in the supply console, but maybe add a few high-end items available to be sent from CentComm, to the right prices of course. Add glass windows to the conveyor in the mail room, or pressurize the pipes to do harm, far too many people use it as a free ride. Make the ORM unwrenchable, said pipe-riders often escape from the mail room by simply unwrenching the ORM and pushing it away, seriously, the ORM, big, fat, loaded with too much glass, how even? Civilian You know that handy console there's in almost every work room? The green screen? Where you can things like request help or supplies? The one noone uses? Make it possible to be used as a supply request console, with the selection inside tied to the department it's located in. Generally more fancy things for the civs, right now everything is reserved for RND, Sec or medical, where's our bluespace spraycans and floorcluwne detergent. More arcade games, Orion Trail and the same boss fight game but reskinned get a tad dull, let's get more games, anyone up for ping pong? More PAI Programs, simp!y swipe your ID card through it and several new job-specfic options become available! Where's my free e-mag at boss?