TheClosetMailman

I can do four of those things

I love them, all of them, ALL OF THEM You sir, are a GOD amongst greytiders!

Catgirls? But we removed them! Ach! It`s too adorable! Also, inbf Lizzy turns out to be tator with stetchkin

ADMINBUS, FIRST INCIDENT-

So so, it`s fine little one Hugs

Learn nurse as fast as possible. Seriously, medbay is a mess without good nurses, even if they are just renamed medical doctors, they are godly-

Video camera whirrs as it records Come on-

A buggah, then you're shit outta luck. Plan B, throw the nearest clown at the door till it opens magically

Pulse all the wires, hack your way to the AI sat, scare all of sec and steal a bob Ross painting. Greytide stationwide

Pink tentacle thing. I've watched enough Wetskrell.nt to know where this is going-

4 of the birds keep skreeing at me

Wait till you find a wire that suddenly turns off three of the lights. Then you can pray the door open. Be quick it's a 10 second period before you have to wait 60 seconds to try again. Unless you cut the wire and mend it, shock risk included

Youre bound to a chair in a dark forgotten part of maintenance Suddenly you feel the cold metal of a barrel pushed against the back of your head Psssst, nothing personal kid the vox screes

Ah thank you, I'll look into it later today!

On a side note, this command is tremendously useful in those cases where that one character has made that super healing viruses that practically allow you to rise from the dead. More than once I've been stuck in hard crit, but unable to die because of said virus, Succumb really saved my round that day, because Jesus, I was stuck there in space for twenty minutes.

When it comes to door hacking, it really is just pulsing wires untill you find the one that don`t fry you. Problem is, youll most likely find the fry wire before the pry wire.

BRUTE FORCE WORKS TOO COMRADE-

Tetra the evil, evil seccie. -Greytider Reach, cuffed in teleroom

Does it require anything to contribute? Profile, specific wording, etc?

I did that once, they demanded my ID on code green, I said "Bugger off" and walked away. Unfortunately they were dragging a beepsky

Time for some invasive surgery ... You can stop skreeing at me now, the jokes over

Fat fricking plants. Amusing and a great way to stop a security diona from ever catching you

Devising evil plans to abuse the ai intensifies

Last time i tried that, i ended up in disposals. The cargo tech was also a vox It did not end well.

Problem is im not an enclypedia, i could most likely give a few handy job tips but antagging? No way