TheClosetMailman
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1 hour ago, Chronarch said:
Containing the following:
- 23 paper airplanes
- 22 airhorns
- 16 Rubber ducks
- 10 vending machines
- 6 papers
- 6 lockers
- 4 stools
- 3 masks
- 2 cigarette butts
- 2 fuel tanks
- 2 water tanks
- 2 boxes
- 2 showers
- 2 cans of chicken soup
- an ether bottle
- Coffee
- a medibot
- Oleg Klimov
- a heater
- a mug
- a candle
- a crate
- some tickets
- a plate
- a water cooler
- a breath mask
- a syndi-cakes wrapper
- an emergency oxygen tank
- a book
- and a partridge in a pear tree
One of these are not like the others...
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Sadness awaits
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3 hours ago, Sihsse Zsak said:
Coming to a station near you its the CEILING MIME
Not to be outdone by their long time enemies the Mimes have come up with this unique abomination that makes its home in the rafters of stations. Much like its counterpart the Floor Cluwne, it hides an patiently hunts its prey from the safety of its perch, silent, unseen.
Unlike its counterpart, it does not throw objects and will instead prefer to occasionally silence an area surrounding the target, muting all sound around them including incoming transmissions from headsets as well as outgoing ones.
The target themselves will experience the effects of being mute, while occasionally feeling as if someone is staring at their back or breathing down their neck, while having the very air sucked from their lungs causing temporary suffocation and oxygen damage.
As the Ceiling Mime comes ever closer, it will begin to box in the helpless target with invisible walls that will eventually restrict all movement until it ultimately reaches down and drags them up into the ceiling, never to be seen from and definitely never to be heard from again.
I experienced a floor cluwne today, first time i`ve been legitimably scared on Paradise, and i wasn`t even the victim.
Just the poor doctor responding to suit sensor alarms
Btw, how does it even happen? Adminbus? -
Building a Ripley now requires the heart from a xeno queen.
To keep in the spirit of its namesake, ofc
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1 hour ago, Chronarch said:
Ability to duct tape people to the wall when
Plz, I need more things to piss of sec with-
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Speak about reviving the dead
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38 minutes ago, Threeinone said:
Actually I think that one already happened
Now you mention it, sounds familiar
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Any and all humans start with a loaded blue toolbox, its permantly stuck to their left hand, if you surgically remove it, the surgeon, regardless of race, becomes a greytide human.
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14 minutes ago, Threeinone said:
MUH IMMERSION
You should see the lads on Bay
The admins are nice regarding OOC, but the players, oh god the players-
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2 hours ago, Fursamie said:
Objects
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You're a genius Taac
A two-horned genius
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Little green man on Mars.
In the end, the conspiracies were right
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9 hours ago, DesuEx said:
If this is done automatically though, then command is less likely to hand out all access and weapons.
I was nothing how all crew get AA and guns the moment anything remotely red gets spotted
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30 minutes ago, ID404NotFound said:
if it cost TC, the drawback would be that players are hesitant to spend, as there is no guarantee that who gets picked will be any good, just as when people don't want to pick holopara because it's a roulette roll for competence.
edit (imagine spending 200TC to make 20 or more 'sleeper' operatives)
Of which all are armed with the guns and all access that was handed out like candy the moment one of the nukies as much as sneezed.
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Well, if the three of us do not understand it, he must be lying!
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This logic is as senseless as five
What is five even?
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Oh no! Tea is drowning! Somebody save them!
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But two ones create a two my dear tider
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Only one? USELESS, MUHAHA
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1 hour ago, Alliostra said:
If you happen to be executed with poison, field executed or killed in any other way that may or may not actually kill you, you can use *collapse, then rest and *deathgasp to fake your death, or use *collpase and sleep to fake heavy crit.
If the seccies are being very aggressive in enforcing your execution, but are bad at searching you, or even removing your items at all, ask to be executed with lethal injection.
The moment the poison temporarily crits you, they'll see you as dead and put you in a bodybag, then typically leave it to the brig phys to process.
The crit will be over for a few moments, in which you can inject yourself with charcoal and grab a oxygen pill (forgot the name) before the crit strikes again.
Remember to close the bodybag again, the brig phys will most likely morgue you, if the coroner is just as watchful, you've might just successfully escaped death.
Speaking from personal experience, I died in my case, but was cloned and investigated my corpse.
That round went on to three different deaths, all providing interesting data for me in the future.
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It still only took one admin for me, but then again, he did ban me two times.
Greytide stationwide!
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But you only need to emag two doors to get it from the SSD cappy
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Two of Wolf's biceps carry the same stun potential as a stunbaton
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Spoiler
Assfaxing CC and expecting your prayers to be heard for de-cluwning
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Reach the highest number without an admin posting
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Kill the captain, get two free voxxes!