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I presume the captain got the hailers banned.

2 shitsec AMBUSHING YOU IN HALLWAY ;Halp Hallway-

Catgirl nanites HAS to be included, just for the meme material.

Tajaran? Face first clawing anything remotely suspect. IPC? Died five minutes ago to.... Do I even need to say it? Human? Already committed B&E five times and is in perma, somehow. Unathi? Won't fucking die, on Para or Bay, those bastards SUCK UP BULLETS LIKE CANDY, especially on Bay. Plasmamen? He got cold and took off his helmet- Vox? Stuck in malpractice Bay with a stubbed toe, yet is in surgery. Diona? They haven't even reached their workplace yet. Vulpkanin?.... .... Probably doing their job or rping in the bar, the weirdos-

I, an IPC killer in it`s natural form, do approve. Killing IPC`s are so easy, i see it as free objective on par with plasma tanks and keeping Vulp targets alive. Hell, maybe even a "Spark-plug" implant to making them a tad more resistant to EMPs, burns out after one use (but can be stacked up to three times) and has a audible sound effect of a sparkplug popping

Another monday it seems.

1 question. What even is that critter in Tinn`s PFP

Man, and I thought I was a bitch. Kinda explains the usually low effort appeals in the unban section.

Spess stertion 13

10 times the flex, use GROUND VOX PROTEIN POWDER

Henk De Fries? I think you misspelled Hank The Rice

8 vox doing vox things in a voxxyville

As stated.

Or just another tuesday avoiding medbay out of fear.

Fixed Also welcome to the server, we'll likely meet in the brig eventually

4 joyful mimes

Dreamy I swear to God, with all those lewd pictures of skrell and unathi, you'll be arrested by the space cops for stalking-

A big hello to you from the local HOS hating greytiding master gutter. I hope you'll like it here, i sure do, despite my clashes with server rules at times. Anyway, have fun, get slipped, watch mayhem (or cause it) and look at how sanity slowly decreases as a round goes on. Also SERGZ RULEZ and voxes are good boys

Hard to know when his tag is "Patreon Supporter" and not "Superb Admeme" 1

Guilty as charged

10 times the admemery

Department assist job slots would be great. Security Trainee? Department pet for the HOS or warden to take to the firing range to train! Medical assistant? I once offered to take a newbie as my surgeon trainee, he did great and fun times was had by all, except the patients under his meatgrinder surgeries but he had to learn! Engineering trainee? No more busted teslas or singulos (optimism)! Let him see how it`s done first! Service dosn`t really need any assistant slots, as they are, by nature, rookie jobs. Command underling? HOP or Cap`s little pet, fetch coffee, watch them boss around, get a grip of things.

*Remembers I've actually murdered a loving couple on Bay12* *Nods in agreement*

Its just an admin, no biggie- It`s Tetra thats the big thing-