TheClosetMailman

Everything except space law seems to be outdated at this point. We still got anyone alive updating the wiki? Quite a few antags need an update as I've been quite lost far too often, several powers, gear and tips are outdated. Sincerely, Sweeper

I just use the first three letters if possible. Or use their title. Or hit them with a baton because they zapped into the bridge again.

SKREEEE Im sorry! SKREEEE PLEASE, IM SORRY-

The second one got me, just... i`ve done it before with two voxxes, i`ve never been skreed at so much.

Oh neat, i should remember that

I like hacking into the teleporter, even just as a random civilian. Even when the AI thinks it can just bolt the door and start taunting me, i just hack it open either way. I`m surprised over the amount of AI thinking bolting a door makes it Greytider proof. I`ve only met one AI that actually shocked the door, and that was the passive-aggresive VOXPOX Ai.

Still, a tad over the top, even for a supposed traitor in the tele, i even yelled "I SURRENDER" but in gutter so only the captain understood me. This station aint big enough for the twelve of us! DRAW- Greytide toolbox duel starts

I would like "Return of the Skrell" in UHD and translated to Gutter-

Started the round as usual, being a civilian, grabbed a multitool and other goodies and hacked the clothes vendors to get my outfit. Tacticool Turtleneck, Brown Trenchcoat, Balacava, Fingerless gloves and a nice red scarf, basically i`m anything but trustworthy looking. Being code green, i decide to run around with no ID visible, i manage to reach the kitchen before getting tazed by my first seccie, how lovely. Argue space law with them, the Diona sec does not understand, drags me to the brig, very, very slowly, god Diona are slow, strips me bare and beats me (Not stun) with their baton when removing cuffs, then leaves me bleeding, thankfully a kind brig phys took care of me, i really should`ve given her karma for that. Free to go again, still green, once again, no ID visible, run around the hallways, reach cargo before a Sec borg tazers me and their Skrell buddy cuffs me. They tear of my mask, search my bag and let me go, im starting to grow grumpy at this point, if you haven`t guessed. Find a prisoner ID, in the hallway, most likely another one of the victims of the Diona seccie. Take it and use it as my ID, naturally a seccie stops me, but after showing my real ID they let me off, first guy that asked for it instead of tazing and cuffing. Being the unhelpable door hacker i am, i hack into the teleporter, gonna spook the captain by zapping in. Almost immediatly, the Blueshield and Captain show up, the blueshield naturally draws his energy revolver. He fires it at me, fair enough, tazed a- OH GOD HE HAS IT ON LETHAL Get shot several times, at first both me and the captain thinks it was an accident, but then HE DRAWS A CROWBAR AND RUSHES ME, BEATING MY CHEST IN Captain sees this and tazes and cuffs him. Blueshield got ten in the brig for this, i feel like justice has failed, but keep calm, mostly because my blood is mostly outside of my body. Later, after a visit to medbay, i PDA captain about what happened. Turns out, the blueshield has used Lethal force the entire shift, even on green Enough being enough, i cryo, not risking anymore, as the Blueshield vowed he`d finish the job. And that was the adventure of the Not a Good Man, Navera Reach, Greytider and Warden.

I love ya art, the fact i recognize a few of the scenes make it even better-

The dummies at sec. When you going after someone in an area you don't have access to, remember a FUKKEN toolbox and a multitool

It's fun watching sec on their bad rounds. Even better when you are an antag but you don't plan on killing anyone except your target. I must say, it's actually fun watching officers dragging the IPC to medbay, then robotics, then discover I've removed it's brain. And noone checked the box in the locker... Muhahah

Weak You must be purged-

Navera Reach's guide to DA FUKKEN DISK As the captain, watch as everyone immediately knows how to handle firearms the moment the nukies are declaring war/gets spotted Acquire a service borg/the bartender and have them mix your drink of choice Sit back and relax as the nukies die five steps away from their shuttle by sheer incompetence Get kidnapped by abductors ????? Profit

In my case, Navera had to get cybernetic ones. Apparantly they gave him a very light voice, because every time he speaks over the radio, people reply with "Yes Ma`am"

So my statement is correct. Security equals lung cancer.

Motherf-

Go away Flickers definitly a normal flashlight at the IPC

Slides hand along smooth scales "One would believe he would have rougher scales, especially with all that near-constant anger he expresses while on station, but he`s smoother than my moustache..... intriguing."

Murder on the horizon. Seriously, some seccies are just...... SKREKS

You`re both those twits that end up in the brig for damage to station property. Maybe eat a salad next time, fatsos-

Last pic has no mice KILL THE CHANGELING

*Loads napalm slugs*

.... "Im listening"

*Swears in gutter* "You better hand me the fucking tape recorder Shaw, or the Nyahshield is gonna have to track a death alarm!"