TheClosetMailman

I have an IAA scream at me a few times to do exactly that. Its one of the few times i love that i`m allowed to stunbaton them and "escort" them out of the brig if they refuse to listen and start pushing their way in.

Agreed, when i`ve played Warden, the best i could do was robust the magistrate (Read: They robust me with a baton and let themselves in) and drag them (me) to the accused prisoner, after nursing their (my) wounds im (they) are left to their own devices with the prisoner. I don`t know what CC magic the IAAs and Magistrate do, but occasionally i get a stamped and signed paper for someone`s release out of perma, or even salvation from execution. Still, none of those times, not even with the violent magistrate, has resulted in the court being used.

Jesus christ my beautiful eyes have been ruined blessed! This... Yikes

A loud metallic clang can be heard as whatever struck Navera Reach hits the metal in his hat OH YOU-

Twenty years of brigging experience and you think i would fall for that... This is your last chance before you`re getting slammed with disabler fire

This whole thread is just.... Gorgeous

Its.... glorious Now now, you`re still getting brigged-

Good thing i brought my disabler, now get on the floor and drop your weapons Navera Reach points at Rsik Ugsharki with the disabler

If books in the game could be that long. .... I would strangle the librarian for that book, every round.

Trying to break the law huh? Not if these stun slugs would like to say anything.... Unless you`re on meth, then i might as well just put myself in the fryer.

Not as sad watching a converted seccie march towards you in a gygax through the cameras. And knowing the HOS had the e-gun

I´ve sat as the warden, in S-ling rounds, watch how my whole crew (HOS included) disappear on my monitors. Violence IS the only answer in those situations.

*Aggresively cocks shotgun, licking lips*

Oh right, the AI that despises innocent wardens- Jk, i`ve seen you before, you`re a great lad, keep it up!

Five credits one of the seccies will arrest you despite you obviously doing good, only to get lynched by every member of malpracticebay.

I`m pretty dang sure the buckshot, slugs and tranq shells are effective hulk countermeasures. I mean, i`ve stopped bigger, stronger antags with those type of rounds. In a pinch, tech shells loaded with mutadone should do it.

A tiny umbrella would be lovely. I`m not even an IPC and i wanna get my briggy little hands on it already.

Ah right! The ever so loyal Blueshield! At least untill i requested the nuke codes. Good times.

I would love a box like that as a fluff item, personalized and all, just dedicated to holding slugs in all sizes and uses. Then again, i`m a shotgun addict and probably should`nt waltz around with one in the brig on green

Goddang addictions. Then again, my wardens way of solving major security issues like half the force being thralled is buckshot to the face. Suicide addiction?

So i just gotta stunbaton a surgeon then. ..... Wait, hold up-

How about a sapphire the size of a head? Could potentially also be used as a component in a BSA, making it even more valuable?

This thread alone has motivated me to ask the brig phys for a pill bottle of salicylic acid every time i`m on warden duty. I barely knew half of those effects

I`ve never seen the rubbershots used as a warden. Last time anyone used them, it was me when a vox decided we were skreks and tried freeing his comrade in the brig.

My dream item is a cigar box-like item that holds dedicated "Warden Rounds" Ammo for the shotguns that will ensure any unruly briggies stay down, like clowns, tator-rots, the one engineer that decided pipes needed to go directly to the armory and more clowns. Like, tazer-slugs but with the added dose of sleepy-juice.