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TheClosetMailman

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  1. Skrellmanity is a lie, straight skrells are a lie, THE SYNDICATE IS A LIE-
  2. 7 Vulpies, like nukies but howling
  3. 5 vox caught burgling, damm birds
  4. Gee, i wonder what i`ve done to deserve that-
  5. Wait, you got notifs for such stuff-
  6. A dozen or so japanese schoolgirls just got a nosebleed
  7. 3 skreeeing vox bound to a chair, masks removed
  8. One body bag in the morgue, Tetra Vega, how sad
  9. 9 unathis getting gibbed for meat
  10. Six vulps, all just bribed with mice, the perp snickers, it'll be such a lovely day
  11. Nine "Joy" pills from chemistry, they kinda smell like glycerine
  12. Six cases of B&E, my prints all over.
  13. 2 slipped seccies, both dropping their tazers.
  14. RUUUUUUN, IS GODZILLLAAAAAAAA
  15. Two mice screaming, its a catgirl!
  16. 12 angry *scream from the Warden, its Husky Biggins at it again
  17. 10 doors hacked open. All prints say Reach.
  18. Five bwoinks, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
  19. Space Vietnam GIs with guns, shellshocked objectives and a hefty dose of fortunate son. 'nuff said
  20. 3 feet apart, because theyre not gay
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