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I can't see a vulp in a metal band. They're literally anthropomorphic dogs, so when I read that it was a previously vulp-only group I thought of this:

Just call them "... Bird." So if they're the RD, call em a director bird, or if they're a scientist, call em a science bird. If there are similar birds in the vicinity, examine them and call them ".. bird" based on their clothing, (usually mask works, most distinguishable), or items. E.g goggle bird, gasmask bird, etc..

It would be a nice change to see how you would recap a round you've played, please do keep it up!!

Emphasis on multiple assailants, security officers (even the best) are not genetically reproduced James Bonds. Odds are, you get into a fight with more than one people, you lose! This is a server that encourages players & admins to "break the meta" and "RP to a basic level", innit? So it seems to me that it'd only be fair for a MRP server to accept the fact Jenkins O' Baton can't single handedly fight off a group of 5 assistants with a taser and some handcuffs. Assuming the "person" getting caught is the stun-cuffer, well.. You see, people weigh a lot. The average person does anyways. Trying to quite literally STEAL somebody as if they weigh 10 pounds and dash away is unrealistic and is unfun for literally anyone involved beside the stun cuffer. Anyone trying to pursue should logically get on their tail rather quickly, but will usually be outrunned either because they give up, fall for a trap, or get stuck behind some sort of obstacle, and the person being stun cuffed will probably not get rescued because of the above reasons. For the projectile statement, I will assume you mean using someone as a shield - shields have a sort of strap for where your arm would go to help better fit and protect your body. Amazingly, humans do not have this feature. Holding someone in a choke hold would result in your arm being a potential target, not to mention the meatshield's feet getting in the way if you plan to be mobile. Same with holding by the shirt, however your arms would not be a target or alternatively if held by their hands if they're in cuffs. It just isn't a smart move to make, as is the reason this only is used (albeit rarely) for hostage situations. To add, it's already a miracle that a pickaxe (which apparently is on the same caliber with the kinetic gun) can take down mounds of rock in mere seconds - pulling all that rock and mineral would be unbelievably difficult, it would make sense IC and would be a fair nerf to the miners who bring 2 or more crates/ore boxes to mining.

One admin executed for treason.

I'd unironically be content with a gallery of just Rsik art to be honest.

I`ll greytide you in your dreams if you keep doing that I`ll greytide you in your dreams if you keep doing that

Seven comdom captains gibbed.

Yeah good luck reading the scanner results either way, chat or pop-up

From experience from experience, paradise usually averages at ~80 players. That's a lot of people. Lot of talk to be had too. Weigh in the fact you have emotes, OTHER channels other than common & 7 tile speech, the constant shaking of the text area as you battle to read the scanner's report before losing it to the chat automatically moving because of the new text.

What would drive someone to commit such a heinous sin..

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"Uhh, Dr. Varloss?" "Yeah?" "Why do you have that desert eagle?" "Relax, I'm a doctor. It's all gonna be fine." slides magazine in

Don't fall for the mentor's trap, he will curse you with the power of a million suns!!! But actually do mentor help, I slowed my learning curve by refusing to (for some reason •`•)

In theory, what would happen if a totally-not-hostile-agent were to come aboard, say.. Any NT owned ships, docks or stations and planned to peacefully persuade the crew into a revolution, preform espionage and possibly take a life or two? Juuuust asking!! Not like this will ever happen, mind you..

The game is based on SS13, it isn't as complex but brings more features to the table: E.G parasites that kill your body and then have an NPC take control of it, infecting everyone else, huge freaky ass fish demons that would absolutely demolish your ship, and a variety of medicines that don't seem like they do shit. It's free and in beta I think, isn't that cost effective on your computer. EDIT: it's not in polish only, that may be a polish only server however

Before I made a forum account I would lurk - hopefully as ANY OTHER normal person would do - these sort of IC "reports" on shadowlings were by far my most favorite posts on this forum. Personally (I don't know if you have done this before, so apologies if you have), I'd like you to make these "reports" on other alien antags, like changelings or vampires, as seeing how you took the concept of "dark shadow man gonna make you his shadow slave" into an incredibly detailed first person view from a coporate scientist, I'd bet branching out wouldn't be too bad an idea. inb4 he already did this and I'm just here sitting like a chump

r e d a c t e d r e d a c t e d The NT IT Tech who had to review your background probably redacted it because of the sheer amount of lewdness, you sinner.

Twomad is the best YouTuber.

That's murder

You would know about that. Wait, let me rephrase. A human looking nose? On Zeke? BLASPHEMY!!!

Is.. is that a NOSE on Zeke? Blasphemy!!!

"Minor criminal activity is allowed as a Non-Antagonist. However, it will be considered Self-Antagging if it negatively affects a significant portion of the crew, or is done without any reasonable IC justification and/or provocation;","Actively diverting Security personnel and resources away from an active and direct Antagonist threat in order to deal with you and your actions will be considered Self-Antagging;". TECHNICALLY it is against the rules so... fuck

Breaking into high security areas isn't the issue, it's what people decide to do WHILE in that room. For example, breaking into the captain's quarter is OK. Stealing the bedsheet from their bedroom is OK. Taking the antique gun is not OK. Taking the hand tele is not OK. Breaking into high security rooms doesn't detriment anyone's round:it might just end up fucking you over instead, but taking actual steal objectives from the traitor AND the rightful owner is scummy.