Fursamie

No one is safe, you can only prolong the inevitable

Hello and welcome back to "who's gonna be drawn in a dress for the 72nd time" with a special guest - Phantasmic! Phantasmic, please tell me what you're doing today. "W-" MORE XENOS IN DRESSES? GREAT!!! Now, since you're asking us who to draw in a dress.. "B-" STAFF ONLY???? EVEN BETTER!!! You know let's give the newest boys in blue some love. @Denthamos' grandpaw would look absolutely fantastic in a dress, wouldn't you agree Phantasmic? "H-" AMAZING!!!!!!

"Hey Terry, so for your birthday I got you a fox plush that looks just like you!" "What have you done." "Uh.. I just got you a fox plus-" "YOU HAVE CURSED US ALL FOR THE MILLENNIA TO COME YOU MADMAN"

"Sir please all your bones are broken let me take you to medbay" (Common)Zeke Varloss says, "HELP SHADOWLINGS MEDBAY" (Common) Z'anthe M'or Li'k says, "SIR PLEASE"

Alright, thanks for telling me! I like Equanimity as a character even though I've barely interacted with them. Grey Equanimity best Equanimity.

I understand this, but are there any factors that make it so? I reread your biography yet I cannot find a "redspace storm". Quote, OP? It was not my point that it was impossible but rather it would be possible regardless to become an AI, cyborg and an IPC(?)

I read a lot about stuff I had no idea before about your character and I think by far yours is the most fun to read, but I have problem with what's listed above. To detail.. Fire can burn. Unless somehow she has modified the properties of fire (highly impossible), it would still burn. If it's not actually fire but manifested so it would /look/ like fire, it'd require a tad bit of explaining but I'm sure it'd make more sense than fire not burning. With this I need clarification. Is she sparking to alert herself and others that there's a redspace entity around? Or is it by default because of a lingering side effect caused by being redspace attuned? The former makes no sense, as you might as well just blare Solidarity Forever in everyone's ears in a certain radius (including yours) and have a generic sounding man say "There's a redspace entity somewhere on the station dangerously close to you." The latter makes waaaaay more sense but.. How would sparking when a redspace entity is around be linked to redspace? If anything it should be linked to bluespace due to the trademarked sparks it creates whenever it's used as a method of travel (telescience, hand tele, teleportation console, etc etc..) Unless you mean that this is like an extra bundle that comes with polymorphing, IC and OOC wise it doesn't waste a lot of materials to make an AI, pAI, cyborg or an IPC. pAIs most likely would be impossible to traverse into so you can probably get away with a pAI character linked to Equanimity - but you can make an AI and cyborg with just an MMI and a brain in it. It's never explicitly stated and it's not a mechanic IC but I /think/ people can technically use IP chassises and call it IC.

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Also two things about that round Sarei wasn't caught and ended up to become powered thralling 1-3 people A Borg took my body and instead of listening to the Warden who said to Borg me decided to harmbaton my dead body and massdriver it

How fucking fast is this post man this just happened

"Workith thy ass muscles."

(I still have no idea what to do with this character.) First Name: Domitia Last Name: Aquila Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Nicknames/Alias: Dom/Dumbitia/Nerditia/Fatitia/Tequila/Shitasscuntmotherfuckerpieceofshit Picture(If Available): Age/D.O.B: 30 Place Of Birth: Mars, New Rome Species: Human Blood Type: O- Alignment: Neutral Chaotic Affiliation: SolGov Religious Beliefs: Atheism Detailed Information Appearance: Stands at around 5'7 with pitch black hair, most likely dyed. Her hair is usually put into a ponytail - if not, it probably looks as if she's been struck by lightning. Character Voice: Personality: Obviously not mentally stable. Medical Record: Character Biography Background: TSF Loyalist, communist hating, minimum wage lunatic. Family: Augustus "Shameful" Aquila - Father, 60 Brutus Aquila - Mother, 62 Justus Aquila - Brother, 14 Marcella Aquila - Sister, 39 Personal Relationships Romantically Involved | Romantic Interest | Admire | Respected | Close Friend | Good Friend | Friend | Acquaintance | Neutral/Unsure | Dislike | Hate | Despise | Death Wish | Fear Faction Relations Allied | Love | Like | Neutral | Dislike | Hate | Enemy (Allied)Nanotrasen - "Questions are better left not asked with this company." (Dislike)The Wizard Federation - "These guys REALLY don't have anything better to do other than fuck about with spells?" (Allied/Like)Trans-Solar-Federation - "Served with the best and the brightest, capable men and women who knew what they were doing." (Enemy)USSP / Space Russia - "No good communists. Better dead than red." (Enemy)Syndicate - Bunch of terrorists, really. Other Information ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME(now TSF flavoured)

Haven't posted in a while due to my depressing lack of rolling untag, but I've FINALLY gotten another tale to tell.(Happened a bit ago tho) Albeit it's a bit mundane. But still super unlucky. This is also why I changed the title. Alright, a round just ended and to improve my chances of rolling the godsend changeling I better fucking join roundstart. Luckily, I do, and hit ready. Read a few comments about the previous round, make a meme or two, and the game starts. I'm a roboticist and already I can see my coworker B.0.B in the corner. Before I could say, "hey man, let's build shit!", I was already greeted by a very intrusive force. Vampires. Already I was nervous because I've never been a vampire. Maybe it'd be fine, I dunno. I tell my co worker as a secret that I'm a vampire and he agrees not to snitch. A few moments after I told him a lad wanted me to borg him so I obliged. I had a bit of difficulty since I hadn't been a roboticist for a while but still got the job done. I closed the shutters and got to sucking. After I got thermals after sucking the body dry, I'd go ahead and wander the station a bit. Kerri had made a little food court besides the gateway, but more importantly I saw two vox go into the maintenance shaft right next to it. Of course I followed. They went directly north to a new room caused by the map changes and just stared at me as I stared at them. Of course I wouldn't dare try to glare at one because of the rabid 'kinsies' mentality of them. I would get my fucking teeth kicked in. I walked off where I found a cursing humanised monkey. Tourettes, probably. I took it back to the lab for later digging and decided to head into maintenance myself. I was walking around when I met a peculiar lad - "Sarei Rheon". Gas mask on, generic jumpsuit, figured they were just a greytider. Flexed on them with my thermals until they asked if I was a vampire. I said yeah. Even if they planned to snitch I found cuffs early in maint which I could just glare + cuff with. Turns out, she tried glaring me! Didn't work obviously, and we had a laugh about it... Laugh being "oh cool". For context, I pointed to a lizard just standing around. Sarei asked if they could get em so I said sure. Later when I was scavenging maint she told me the lizard was a friend. Whatever. I got another body who wanted to be borged but instead it was the friendly lizard. Knew something was up so I asked if he was a vampire. Dude just said he wanted to be borged. I *shrug and wait for him to get ready and go ham on his head. His brain put in an MMI and then finally a borg. Took the body to a secret room in maint because too many people were visiting and sucked em there. I got a couple of neat powers but decided to do the right thing and take the body to the morgue for the coroner to take care of. An IPC walked in, not sure if it was F.R.A.P.S or S.A.M. Either one, they got into a fight with a greyshit and lost their head after it. They give me their head and I do my magic. It's back on. A little internal damaging, external damaging, whatever, I got it all. I tell the IPC a secret and it's that I'm a vampire. One of my objectives is to steal a can of plasma - in toxins. I ask em for it and they let me in. Easy peasy. HoS comes and says to keep my ID on since it was in my PDA, whatever. Just need to assassinate one dude and get some blood, was gonna be easy. I kept it one step at a time, and checked on the morgue. On my way there, heard on Comms that Sarei was caught trying to screech at the HoS. Felt bad but I still had to complete MY objectives after all. Coroner wasn't there AND the body was still there. I ctrl + clicked it and dragged it around saying on comms "Oi coroner! Come to the morgue!" Immediately afterwards, I got disabled by a borg. Had no idea why, to be frank. So when I got to processing and asked why I was arrested, he said the AI saw me sucking somebody in the morgue... What? I told him it was false and that I was just calling for the coroner. The officer almost believed me and got me out but stalled for a bit when he saw the cuffs and plasma tank. "Why do you have these cuffs?" "Maintenance loot." "..Confiscating that, why do you have the plasma tank?" "Plasma huffing." "..Confiscating that. I'll let you off with a warning, b-" Before he could finish, the AI appeared within the form of a hologram. I knew I was absolutely and utterly fucked. "Ey comrade, is vampire, no? With holy water!" WHY IVAN. FUCKING WHY. I tried to keep my cool but I was fucking FUCKED. They brought the tank, and I was force-fed with the HoS's mug. I was fine for a while but the constant shaking and stuttering gave me away. I burst into flames and no amount of extinguishers helped me. I died, husked, because of a misunderstanding with an AI.

Science is the most fun. Why? Make all the grenades. ALL.

Huzzah! Unathi hatred is growing. But seriously, on the couple of times I've seen you playing security you're a really good officer and I know it's going to be a good security shift when you're on.

Didn't I say don't quote me on that? But seriously, karma will never excuse getting to ruin people's rounds prematurely. Ending newbie vamp rounds and having ooc/karma justification is bullshit, so is a security commissar that can execute anyone anywhere, people would save up karma just to abuse this very aspect.

45 karma for just extra RP is bogus. Only reason people play IPC is because "goddamnit its the FUTURE how are you NOT gonna have machines", and its 15 karma. Don't quote me on that tho

How could you hate bluespace's long lost brother Xxx_DestroyerRedspace_xxX?

I forgot about how chemists and chemical researchers can make holy water, my bad. But with cultists, you don't get deconverted instantly and you don't get deconverted at all if you aren't given a certain amount of holy water (forgot the exact amount of units). If the bartender is trying the role out or in general inexperienced, you would get a fat halt there. Same with if they ARE a competent barkeeper, most likely they'll get tired of the same chemist/scientist asking for wine for the 37th time. A chemist or 3 making holy water for security would gurantee a cult win, since they can't make it fast enough and in such large quantities to deal with a cult almost twice security's size.

I think why it's almost taboo to fight vampires as a chaplain is because most of their powers which most of the time they desperately need doesn't work on the chaplain/works to a lesser extent on the chaplain. AND, you're REQUIRED to have the chaplain bless a watertank or something to deconvert cultists, but you don't really need the chaplain to catch a vampire and then throw them in perma.

Mary Sue? Oh goody, I hear she's perfect for this station!

Realistically, if we were to make clothes burn, in order to avoid people going around naked in a fight where they used stuff like Azide, it would technically make sense for them to take more burn damage since, well... You're naked. On another note, if you do have clothes on, the smoke caused by the flammable clothes you're wearing would start choking you. Wonder if that should be a factor if you're burning to death with clothes on.

Didn't you guys read the disclaimer? This is all very real. Why are you giving me these funny looks?

WARNING The following documentary is totally legit and official and real and if you doubt me I will start crying Part 1: Engorge(s) For the sake of simplicity (and the fact that I don't want to fucking say 'the watcher' or 'Eevee' or that other guy that Shesi thinks is talking to them over and over), I will refer to all redspace entities that have manifested and visited the NSS Cyberaid as 'Engorge' despite the fact 'Engorge' is a name of an individual, not all redspace entities who have manifested. For the sake of my sanity, "manifested" from here on out refers to a redspace entity, whether it be auditory ('The Forgotten[voice sheshi hears in his head]', 'Slade[married to kennard rose and have a happy family together/spooky skeleton man that may or may not be in space red sox]', etc) or an actual physical manifestation (e.g 'Eevee[cute dog thing], Engorge [black and red scheme guy], etc). Part 2: Known abilities An Engorge's trademarked ability is how they are able to teleport with finesse. However, it isn't teleporting in the traditional sense but rather a form of how the bluespace entity - vampire, mists. To detail, their manifestation turns into mist and evaporate into the floor, before phasing through and above the floor a short distance away. An Engorge's natural speed (or their manifestation's speed anyways) is quadrupled and they are untouchable in this state. It is unknown if their mist acts as their body, being able to harm it and it having an effect on the Engorge. But good FUCKING luck trying to hurt them because, very recently, the Engorge actually named 'Engorge' manifested itself as a dionae nymph and no matter how many times I squashed the fucker, they told me it was a MASSAGE. MASSAGE. It is, however, not confirmed if they feel pain via different methods (such as BSA or just a good old shot to the kneecap[?]), so we cannot rule out the possibility that they can feel pain. What /HAS/ been told to me before is that they are /NOT/ gods. So the weirdos who think 'the watcher' is a God are fucking lunatics and they should be shunned for thinking of such an idiotic idea. Obviously, space jesus reigns supreme. Dolts. Another ability an Engorge has is that they.. Have different 'levels', to be put bluntly. The Engorge actually named 'Engorge' demonstrated this to me when we last met. The last statement in the last log of our conversation indicates that they can take different forms when they are 'powered'. Now, prior to manifesting, the Engorge which I am talking to claims they were a wandering soul before coming across Slith. It is assumed that the 'talking voice' is a redspace entity that has not manifested yet, since Slith-Skaar and the Engorge had conversed before Slith-Skaar willingly gave his blood to the Engorge, letting them manifest. It is not clear if they had taken blood to reach 'full power', or there is another method of 'powering up'. Part 3: Manifestations It seems like Engorges can manifest bodies, and the body, after a short while, will be warped by Redspace. In the Engorge actually named Engorge's redspace warped form, they take on the body of the manifested, but the colour scheme changes to black and red. This is yet to be tested with other redspace entities for OBVIOUS FUCKING REASONS. Another way to be warped by redspace is to jump into a redspace portal. For bipedals like humans, Unathi, etc., there are two outcomes- They either die, or become warped by redspace. The only known warping is to have your skin change to black & red, but there may be other variations of a 'redspace warp'. Part 4: Redspace (portals) Redspace, with these Engorges, has been proven to be real. Containment for studying will be nigh impossible considering HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU CATCH ONE YOU MAD MAN that they can simply mist out of any and all containment. Lockers may be useful in temporarily containing them What is interesting though, is the concept of a 'redspace portal'. According to the Engorge actually named Engorge, it is possible to use a redspace portal in the same way as a bluespace portal. There are two outcomes, like above. You either die (for unknown redspace reasons, oooooOoOoOo), or you get to your destination however you are warped by redspace. Redspace does not carry the risk of letting out bluespace entities such as vampires or actual Godly figures like Nar'Sie and such, but there is a possibility you may let out redspace entities instead. Redspace entities, although not proven to have lethal abilities, do have AND WILL UTILIZE EXTREMELY TEDIOUS ONES which I will list (but are not limited to) Fucking with you in your head Teleporting you Teleporting you through space Teleporting you TO space Teleporting you VIA space Paralyze you Combine your soul with at least 2 people Combine your soul with people. Combine your soul. Make deals with you in exchange for something valuable you own preferably your soul

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