Bawbles

Oh wow. This is great!

What a... shocking turn of events. Sounds like someone hotwired the engine.

Being one of the lucky handful to claim a six shooter and cowboy hat in front of the bridge, I was honored to later become one of the Space Texas Rangers. We assembled our posse and were ready to bring law back to the frontier. However, our first meeting with our leader, Boron, made it very apparent that our true purpose was to stage a coup to detain Fillmoore and bring order to the whole station. We were given all access and armed ourselves with R&D's finest implements. Though I opted to keep my Big Iron over any fancy lasers, I ended up accepting a riot shotgun in case things could be settled without bloodshed. Our gang rode out to the bridge and attended a meeting in the Captain's Office. Tensions were high as Fillmoore began accusing our leader of the treason we were about to commit. As everyone nervously hovered hands over their chosen armaments, Boris spilled the beans on his own devious plot. They moved to arrest him and immediately after we heard a crash on the bridge. The U.S.S.P. strike force stormed the office with mechs and we were forced to retreat to the teleporter only to end up back on the bridge. I fanned the hammer on a mech, to no avail, and fell victim to Boris the Traitor. He batoned me before falling to his own wounds and the syndicate bomb went off, ending us both. After that I returned as a Deathsquad Member piloting a mech and realized just how many factions were in play as I gunned them all down until the nuke went off. Good times.

Hi Lich! Keep the shirt on and keep the cleaning drones away.

Forgive the copy/paste as narrative but this was just too good. Chitchatting in the therapist's office when: You hear something squeezing through the ducts. Qatqat Mirag yelps! Valerie W. Stroh says, "Woah" Qatqat Mirag pets the Commander Clucky.x3 Valerie W. Stroh exclaims, "Its Clucky!" Commander Clucky croons, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!" Valerie W. Stroh pets the Commander Clucky.x2 Qatqat Mirag pets the Commander Clucky. Valerie W. Stroh pets the Commander Clucky. Lifesign Alert Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard NSS Cyberiad. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation. Valerie W. Stroh claps. Qatqat Mirag shouts, "Clucky!" Commander Clucky croons, "Bwaak bwak." Qatqat Mirag pets the Commander Clucky. Valerie W. Stroh pets the Commander Clucky. Qatqat Mirag yells, "I think she's trying to tell us something!" Commander Clucky clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!" Valerie W. Stroh unbuckles themselves from the psych bed. Commander Clucky nuzzles Qatqat Mirag. Valerie W. Stroh asks, "What is it Clucky?" Valerie W. Stroh does a flip! Qatqat Mirag asks, "Timmy in the gravity well?" Commander Clucky nuzzles the poster - Power.x3 Commander Clucky nuzzles the poster - Power.x2 Valerie W. Stroh asks, "A singularity?" Commander Clucky nuzzles the status display. Commander Clucky nuzzles the status display.x3 Commander Clucky nuzzles the Psych Room Air Alarm.x2 Commander Clucky nuzzles the Psych Room Air Alarm. Qatqat Mirag asks, "Engineering?" Valerie W. Stroh asks, "The status of the singularity in Atmos?" Commander Clucky clucks, "Bwaak bwak." Commander Clucky nuzzles the poster - Power.x2 Valerie W. Stroh asks, "You want power?" Commander Clucky clucks, "Cluck!" Qatqat Mirag asks, "The engine?" Commander Clucky croons, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!" Commander Clucky clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!" Qatqat Mirag says, "Hmm" Valerie W. Stroh says, "Something about the engine." Commander Clucky croons, "Bwaak bwak." Commander Clucky clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!" Commander Clucky nuzzles the poster - Power.x2 Qatqat Mirag asks, "Can you take us?" Qatqat Mirag claps. Valerie W. Stroh asks, "Space..?" Commander Clucky nuzzles Escape Airlock.x2 Commander Clucky nuzzles Escape Airlock.x2 Valerie W. Stroh asks, "You.. want in space?" Commander Clucky croons, "Bwaak bwak." Valerie W. Stroh says, "Oh.." Your lit cigarette goes out. Qatqat Mirag asks, "We need to escape?" After a few attempts, Valerie W. Stroh manages to light the the cheap lighter. After some fiddling, Valerie W. Stroh manages to light her cigarette with the cheap lighter. Valerie W. Stroh quietly shuts off the the cheap lighter. Commander Clucky clucks, "Cluck!"x2 Commander Clucky clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!" Qatqat Mirag says, "I don't-" Commander Clucky clucks, "Bwaak bwak." Valerie W. Stroh talks into the medical radio headset [Common] Valerie W. Stroh (Therapist) says, "Hey uh AI... Clucky wants an airlock opened." Qatqat Mirag claps. Commander Clucky clucks, "Cluck!" Commander Clucky croons, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!" [Common] Terminus (AI) states, "Clucky is not crew" Valerie W. Stroh talks into the medical radio headset [Common] Valerie W. Stroh (Therapist) says, "Well I am crew." Valerie W. Stroh talks into the medical radio headset Valerie W. Stroh says, "Open please." [Common] Valerie W. Stroh (Therapist) says, "Open please." Valerie W. Stroh does a flip! [Common] Ahkkatika (Engine Technician) says, "HELPS" Qatqat Mirag points to Escape Airlock Valerie W. Stroh claps. Valerie W. Stroh points to Escape Airlock Valerie W. Stroh claps. Qatqat Mirag yelps! Valerie W. Stroh screams! Qatqat Mirag yells, "We just spaced the chicken!" Qatqat Mirag yelps! [Common] Ahkkatika (Engine Technician) says, "MEDBAY SOUTHS" Valerie W. Stroh screams! Qatqat Mirag asks, "WHY DID WE DO THAT?" [Common] Krichahka (Station Engineer) shouts, "Ohno, KIN!" [Common] Ahkkatika (Engine Technician) exclaims, "Helps!" Valerie W. Stroh says, "I HAVE NO IDEA" Lo and behold there were xenos that took over most of the station and had to be nuked. We escaped to the safety of the mining prison with a few others. Clucky tried to warn us. We failed Clucky.

Something like: N - "I'll probably regret this but here you go." S - Military A - Medical B - Industrial ?

Qatqat here. Oh man, this one was one of my favorite near-survival moments so far. A couple things I remember if you do clean up the post: - Using station bounced radio to call out for survivors/help - The airlock vote was tied 2:2 until the cowboy lost consciousness - Frantically banging on the escape pod window as the lone sec officer inside just stared in horror, until we succumbed One of the ghosts that was watching it all unfold posted a screenshot to the Discord after the round ended: