DerpehBoi

Name: Matthew Johnson Age: 23 Gender: Male Race: Human Blood Type: AB+ General Occupational Areas(s): Service Command Security Biography: Matthew Johnson is a human male born on the planet known as "Earth". He has been traveling around the galaxy locally since he was 17 and when he hit 20 he decided to go into distant galaxies. He has experience in multiple areas and generally blends in with the crowds. He has also been known to previously been employed for the Syndicate as a internal agent designated with assisting with the take down of multiple facilities. Previously caught by Sol-Gov agents where we was interrogated, dissociated from the syndicate and given compensation for money and housing he previously needed to perform shady work for in return for working as internal affairs agent for Sol-Gov operations. Shortly after his contract ended he found himself upon Mars where he was employed by Nanotrasen and assigned to the Cyberiad. Qualifications: Medical, Drink Making (mixology), Law, Command Employment Records: Shellguard Munitions: Combat Medic Waffle-Co: Factory On-Site Medical Sol-Gov: Internal Affairs Security Records: Arrested by Sol-Gov for attempting to detonate Earth's main orbital station's self destruct system. Brought in for processing where was found to be a Syndicate agent. Medical Records: None Personnel Photo(Appearance text): A 5'9 human male with side swept light blonde hair. He has black eyes and is seen wearing a NT hoodie with a orange jumpsuit and headphones. He appears to be smiling while holding something behind his back. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: He is right handed He likes banana honks, boogers (the drink), irish car bombs, and triple citrus. He can be unpredictable and tends to shout and get upset when something goes bad. Attempts to be (somewhat) friendly. Tries his best not to get in too much trouble. Enjoys the company of Slime People, Vulps, and Unathi, more than other species. Has one adoptive relative, "Jack Johnson", Vulpakanin. Hates spiders and will either run or try to beat one up (then run when he realizes he's failing).

Import the surgeries and traumas from /tg/ and maybe add some more. They are very interesting and I love the possible variety.

Cheers! Feel happy to greet me if you see me (Matthew Johnson). I'm changing species frequently to try and find one that suits me.

Sounds quite interesting to me. I think that heads should be able to choose an amount from department funds (this gives department funds an actual purpose other than aesthetic.) Each head can only take from their department funds. Each head can also only give funds to those in their respective department. And for the captain's funds he gets paid 15% of each fund amount whenever a department earns said funds (the original department gets 100% worth still that way they get full pay but the captain only receives a portion). And finally add more ways to get department funds due to there being few ways. More ways relating to job progress eg each gold slime created along with a $250 pay to department funds every 10 minutes in case the goals are being struggled with.

I gibbed 3 clowns

I like this idea because it makes sense that if they can fit in vent pipes why cant they enter and exit directly.

Yeah but this would be only for the round. Every round your money resets. Also the main reason I thought this up is because when traders come its hard to buy stuff. I really just want some way to get more funds.

Its pretty simple (at least in concept I dont know about coding it), every department gets a certain amount of cash every five minutes. Civilians get $5, Service get $7.5, Supply get $9, Legal gets $9 Medical get $11, Engineering gets $13, Research gets $15, Security get $17.5, and command gets $20. They can be balanced but basically its higher importance = more cash per interval (5 minutes). I think this would be easier then having to risk wasting all your money on a slot machine.

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your time here and if you ever feel free to see a crazy skrell probably complaining a shouting say hi!

Yeah I was told and figured out they already have one.

2 floor cluwnes kidnapping the assistant

So this was some admin event? Sounds epic

Honestly I love how vulps are currently.

Stop exposing meeee

Hiya. I am DerpehBoi (or derp/derpeh) and I have played Para for about two months now. I enjoy playing with everyone and seeing how well things go. I generally try to be nice but some thing really make me mad, though I try to keep self control. I play SS13 a lot (when it decides not to lag), and some of you might know me under Matthew Johnson. I hope I can get along with most of you here and we can all have a great time playing this game. Have fun guys!

Add a captain ID locked hardsuit container in his office near his special gun as extra protection in emergencies.

I think it would be cool to be able to insert a positronic brain into a special small drone a "Personal Drone" that is controlled by ghosts and can be outfitted with different special modules such as building tools and medical supplies or built in taser that players can build the drones with up to 12 various tools/modules for the drone to use along with 3 language modules on top of the original 12 that can understand Galactic Common by default along with two other languages of the creator's choosing. And then finally have the drone bound with a few simple laws: 1. Obey your creator 2. Do not harm your creator 3. Protect your creator from those who threaten or harm them 4. Only use lethal force on others when you have no other means I just think it'd be cool to have my own little buddy/minion thats like a custom maintenance drone who listens to you instead of the AI.

Yea healing them. I want to be able to fix up our allied mobs from Xenobio.

Add support for surgery, healing brute and burn, broken bones, for mobs such as Xenomorphs, Space Bears, and other creatures that can be made in Xenobio.