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Paperwork is used everywhere around the station; from additional access, job transfers, and cyborgification. Not all paperwork is created to impede or choke, sometimes it's made for fun! What's your favorite fun bits of paperwork? To start out this thread, I'll showcase my Fashion Violation citation for whenever I'm playing security and bored on Green alert. In case you ever have no idea what to write for a violation refer to this handy list!

It's BEAUTIFUL!

I love this

While playing as Baldur, I managed to disarm an abductor near Chapel's maintenance of their advanced weaponry and confirmed their existence. A while later, I heard a taser go off near dorms and an abductor had been stunned. I quickly throw some pink cuffs on them and buckle them to a chair in processing so we could all take a clear look at the freak. They were cremated shortly after. Later on, I got abducted in revenge near arrivals. This was a very fun shift!

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FIVE ONION RINGS

Pretty sure it was four?

I died from a bomb and had no body or brain, so I decided to check the spawners menu and saw someone was a beach bum, so I thought I'd join them as a vulpkanin lifeguard. We eventually got onto the station, but were stuck out in the open during a radiation storm. I was pulled into the evacuation shuttle and revived, but I wanted to see if Darren was alright. He was barely alive, so I did the only thing I could think of... A story in two acts.

Welcome to the forums, Pizza Bug!

Uv'uidrrixz, Herrington, NT-Sam, Aelwyn, Sigurd, and Kyani vs Joey Spuff & Central Comand After a 20 minute argument in the bar over station diversity spawning from Joey's advanced race theory, followed by a nearly 10-minute kidnapping of him, Uv and Co took matters into their own hands to permanently retire Joey and to make sure Central Command heard their voices loud and clear. In this image, Uv, Sigurd, Kyani, and Herrington prepare to fly the ERT shuttle to CentCom after a skirmish with two ERT soldiers. It ended as well as one would imagine.

Name: Sigurd Ludevig Age: 27 Gender: M Race: Vulpkanin; Dalstadt Blood Type: O- General Occupational Roles: (In order of competency. These represent how competent Sigurd would be in that role for a shift.) Surgeon/Medical Doctor Chemist Paramedic Geneticist Security Biography: Sigurd Ludevig was born on Dalstadt into a small habitat with several brothers and sisters. An intrinsic interest in chemistry and anatomy earned him the elders’ encouragement to pursue a life of medicine. After a few years of saving, Sigurd’s family and a few others managed to pool their resources together in order to send him to the Lunar Academy of Medicine. He soon learned that what he had been given was not enough to earn any degree, nor was it enough to secure any living space. Desperate to not return home to Dalstadt, Sigurd signed into a contract with a creditor and offered up his limbs as collateral. Replaced with cybernetics, Sigurd now had enough funding to finish his education and receive years’ worth of practice at a Nanotrasen-owned facility: the NBS Anansi. Having demonstrated potential and skill in his field of work, Sigurd was offered a contract to work on board the NSS Cyberiad. Sigurd continues to owe ever-increasing amounts of money to his creditor and has been threatened with "repossession" of his internal organs. Qualifications: M.D. from the Lunar Academy of Medicine Employment Records: Three years of surgical residency at NBS Anansi Current crew-member of NSS Cyberiad Security Records: Reprimanded for smoking cigarettes in operating theatre. Medical Records: Occasional acute sleep deprivation Right & Left Arms Mechanical Right & Left Hands Mechanical Right & Left Legs Mechanical Right & Left Feet Mechanical Personnel Photo: An average sized Vulpkanin with bright orange and white fur. Other Notes: Enjoys head pats

He wanted a liver surgery, but not from any Vulpkanin present (of which there were many.)

These chibis are so cute!!