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Name: Robert Van Dijck (R.V.D.) Age: 85 Gender: Male Race: Independent Positronic Chassis Blood Type: n/a General Occupational Role(s): Journalist, Coronor, Detective, Magistrate, Blueshield, Quartermaster. Biography: He was the leader of an organised crime group hidden under the company name Van Dijck Shipping and Recieving. But as time went on his son didn't want to come into the family buisiness and instead went to work for nanotrasen. So as time went on Robert got older and after a while his son got a grandson, Jim Van Dijck. As soon as Robert could he got Jim into the family buisness and apointed him as his succesor. Ofcourse Robert's son didn't like this and so he attempted to assassinate by a mercenary hidden as a rival organised crime group member. He failed to kill him but it did cause Robert and Jim to create a backup plan in case Robert would die. They copied Robert's brain and memories onto a positronic brain and put it inside a stolen IPC Chassis. They never had to activate this IPC untill Robert died in a fight with a vox gang, wich R.V.D. doesn't remember because his memories were copied before that. As the whole operation and company were compromised by the vox attack, Jim and R.V.D. started working for nanotrasen to earn some money and for various other reasons. Qualifications: Medical Doctorate, including surgery. Space law study. 10 minute journalism workshop. Seen all of NCIS (Nanotrasen Crime Investation Spacestations) Employment Records: Former CEO of Van Dijck Shipping and Recieving Security Records: Former Leader of Organised Crime Group Medical Records: 100% metal Personnel Photo (Appearance text): An IPC that has a lot of scratches on it. the NT logo on the side of it's head is (poorly) scraped of and the letters VD are painted in black over the logo. hastily drawn pictures in paint Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes:

What if we replace our current AI core to multiple AI mainframes. We could have like 4 mainframes scattered across the station that each represent 25% of system integrety One in the vault, one on the current AI sattelite, one in the AI upload and one in the science server room. This way it's harder to kill the AI but it can still be carded from any of the four AI mainframes. If science would like to make a second AI they can still just use the way an AI core is build to create an AI. But to create an additional mainframe for the current or new AI just finish the AI core without a brain in it. and then have a little prompt where you can select wich AI it should be bound to. And now for the really obscure part of my suggestion heat! What if each of the mainframes, or the current AI core, generate heat? I mean, it's a big supercomputer, it should get pretty hot up in there right? And then the really, really weird part. What if the mainframes only start heating up when 2 of the 4 mainframes are destroyed? That would be pretty cool. And then have a max temperature for the mainframe so it'll overheat at a certain point, destroying it. This way you need to quickly convince science to make more mainframes or survive only on the cooled mainframe in the science server room.

+1 i don't want to walk all the way to the chapel to shout at him when i'm the HoP

wow you guys are 2fast5me. great.

I think they should be able to provide body doubles for important personell like the captain if he's on a kill list. I've been able to stay safe myself by dressing a genetics body double up like the captain and leaving them in the bar. So maybe alter this so it's allowed if the captain/RD/CMO agrees.

I know what you're going trough, you started a round of SS13 hoping to do all kinds of cool shit like killing aliens and stuff. But then you suddenly see yourself in science without any idea what you're doing boring yourself to death, or in the library without any intent of actually printing any books. Do you want other people not doing anything important to know what is going on around the station while doing something interesting yourself? [spoiler2]THEN THIS IS THE GUIDE FOR YOU![/spoiler2] First things first Okay now, first things first, you need a camera. You can easily get a camera at the artvend machine near arrivals. If you are infact a scientist with nothing better to do, wait for science to be able to develop digital cameras. Next up, you need to actually create your newspaper channel on the newscasters found around the station, there are two types of newspapers, satire and informative ones, i'm only covering the informative ones. A flashlight is also a nice thing to have for when you're exploring maintenance. And if you're the librarian, what are you reading this part for, you're already set up with the stuff in your office you fool! Information No journalist gets a story without any information. If you turn out to be an IAA agent too bored to fill out forms, you already have all the info you need to become a journalist! You have the security channel, the most informative thing on the station. If anything's going down on the station and the security team is only a tad competent, it'll be easy to get good stories from this source alone. Now if you do not have acces to the security channel there is two things you can do, ask a high up for a security headset or get a security member to be your informant. If none of these two work, see paragraph 4. It's rare but gets less rare when your newspaper starts being read by more people, but you can also obtain information by people just telling you. If they think you're a good way of spreading information, or gathering information, they'll tell all they have seen or heard to you without you even asking. Investigation As a journalist you should always make sure your information is correct, and that you know the whole story. You should do this by investigating the place that your informant tells you you should go. For example, if there's talks of a murderer on the security channel and they tell eachother that the criminal has commited most crimes in science, go to science and see what there is to see. If you for example find a blood trail, follow it, you might find information that was hidden to the rest of the station before this moment. As journalist you ofcourse take photos of everything remotely interesting. If you have no information at all you should just explore the station and keep walking around without real aim, take mental notes of everything and everyone you see. If you see two people having an interesting conversation, don't mind to stick close to them and listen in on their valuable information. When you actually have done some investigation and have a remote idea of what's going on it's time for the next step. Questioning When you are nearly ready to write a story and have all the info you require, ask around a bit. But no aimless questions like "what happened here?" but more direct questions containing info you only know about if you have done some investigation like "So, what do you know about -insert murder suspect-'s buisiness in this department?" Or "Have you heard that -insert victim- was killed?". The latter works mighty fine on Heads of departments that don't know what's going on in their department. If they give you their information you can start doing the fun kind of questioning, the "how are you going to respond to -insert situation-?" kind of questions. Asking this to any head will cause them to give you some fun statements to use in your newspaper. And i end this paragraph on questioning with the golden rule of asking questions, remember they are only going to give the information they want you to know. This is exactly the reason you should investigate before you question, if you know more then they think you know, they can't fool you. Writing Ah yes, the only thing that seperates the journalist from the detective. When writing an article you should always remember how a newspaper article looks. -title- -Information- + -statements- -ending- If your article doesn't look like this it isn't an interesting read. As title you should always do something that summarizes the whole story, but makes it sound more dramatic. It should be more interesting than the real story so people read it, but no word of it can be a lie. For the middle we have two parts, information and statements. In the information part you will write all the information YOU have gathered and YOU know are true. Because everybody but you can lie, you should always say who stated what. For example, about this the RD said "we're doing everything we can to prevent this in the future". Make sure to only state facts, and statements, but none of your bullshit opinions, nobody wants those in the middle of a good informative story. Now to your opinions, these should always be at the ending and leave room for the reader to think about. This is the reason i always end my articles in questions, they make you think about what you just read and you start getting your own ideas about the subject. This is the best part because if you ask the right questions provided that you have enough facts about the subject in the middle bit, the crew might believe you over command. When the crew starts to believe you more than any other source on the station people will give you more information about things they have seen or heard on the station. Traitoring I see you asking yourself, i'm a traitor, my round is already interesting now, i don't want to set up a newspaper. But what if you get converted in the middle of the shift? well that means that people already take your information for fact. This means that you can lie to the crew, but if you lie too often the crew will see that you aren't a reliable source. I once convinced the captain of the station, yes you heard that right, the captain of the station to blow up the AI. I had given nothing but true information the whole round, but at the ending of every article i suggested in a very subtle manner that the AI was behind all the crimes. I had been a traiter from the beginning of the shift and my only objectives were to destroy the AI and leave without getting caught. And i did destroy that precious AI by just being a damn good journalist. There is however one clear unwritten rule that states "Make the real articles and fake articles noticably different in a way" This rule isn't really punishble if not followed but i follow it and nobody has even known my subtle difference between real and fake articles. So folks, there you have it. A real nice guide on how to make proper in game newspapers, and also how to be a good detective, because basicly paragraph 2 and 3 were about being a detective. I hope i won't be getting those civilians every shift trying to piggy back on my fame, they can now make their own newspapers. I hope this guide was helpfull and if it was i hope to see loads of more newspapers on the station other than my trusted NSS Cyberiad Crime Watch. TL;DR Find the truth, ask people specificly about this truth, collect statements about the subject, write articles with facts.

Great guide. But i will keep saying "I am the law" when playing magistrate just because it sounds cool. And according to this guide, i'm one hell of a magistrate. #notsohumblehumblebrag

fully agree. +1

Chapter 0: First contact Our story starts at the moment a certain security officer arrives at the station. You are part of the Fortress of Brig, is suddenly displayed in the textbox. "How are we going to do this Supreme Leader Tristan?" was the first thing our security officer asked. "We are going to truly create a true fortress RVD." Tristan responded. Chapter 1: Drawing the iron curtain First thing i (RVD) did was scavenge for supplies, i got most of the tools avaible on the station and some misc. items like some fire suits, metal sheets etc. After that i began building our fort, it came togheter very fast. I quickly build an additional checkpoint when entereing the brig, removed some of the doors so there were less ways to get in, and added mounted flashes to finish the ordeal. My radio headset started relaying some words that i didn't think would matter "Science might be building warmechs" I heard Cy Roberts say. "Just keep reinforcing the fort! and build some windoors in the checkpoint" My supreme leader Tristan said. "Ofcourse supreme leader" I responded. Chapter 2: The trade "Go connect the solars to the Fortress so we can live without engineering Paladin!" I heard my supreme leader say. "Yes sir!" I responded ofcourse. One problem, our insulated gloves weren't exactly made out of rubber. I knew cargonia had been ordering some crates full of the real stuff. I went over to cargonia and on my way there i found an empty toolbox. I put the gloves in them and came up to the window of cargonia. "How can YOU help cargonia?" A gritty voice told me. "I'm here on an official trading mission from the Fortress" I responded "What have you got?" His dark voice asked "Toolbox with insulated gloves in them, i'dd like a pair of insulated gloves and a multitool from you" "Ofcourse we'll make that happen!" He said in a suddenly less gritty voice as if he tought HE was getting the better deal. After swapping the items i made my way to the solars. Chapter 3: Prematurely Sabotaged After i had picked up a security hardsuit i went out of a broken window near the solars. I wired all the solars up untill i came to the solar tracker, There was no tracker. I soon remembered something i heard earlier that shift coming from an engineer. It was something along the lines of "Darn voxes are messing with our space stuff" I knew i wasn't going to give up, The Fortress needed this! I headed to another solar array and borrowed a solar tracker from that one. Once i had dissassembled that tracker i was on my way back trough space, back to the solar array. After i installed this brand new tracker i broke into the solar array control room, when that was all set up i went ahead and cut all wires that lead to other places than the Fortress. When i had set this up we were running on our own power source, no need for engineering to step in. Chapter 4: Sudden Promotion After about an hour of nothing happening and me just patrolling the new checkpoint, something horrible happened. *boom* Half the checkpoint exploded. I hear mechs stomping around the hallways. *boom* Second explosion, they could get into the Fortress now. At this point everything started to go in slowmotion in my mind, I saw a durand staring at me. He fired a machine gun at our supreme leader, when suddenly I saw a missile, it headed straight towards me. And i got hit, directly. With a leg less and dents everywhere i managed to survive this direct hit from the missile. Collin Bastille dragged me away and said i couldn't fight anymore because i wouldn't stand a chance. Although i knew he was right, i wanted to protect the Fortress, the thing i had created. After bickering a while and me not being able to get up because i had no leg i gave in, collin WAS right and i WAS stupid for trying to go back there. I recieved a cane and started asking about other survivers, there were only 3. Me, Collin and one other officer. I pronounced myself Supreme Leader of The Fortress of Brig and gave orders to get anything of value from the now destroyed brig. Chapter 5: Time to go They told me everything of value was in fact gone from the brig but i didn't believe them, so they went ahead and ran to the garden area in which we had agreed to make a new base. While i went to the brig. And yes, there were infact loads of goodies in the brig. Sadly, my legless body slipped at one point, which ended in me dying due to the lack of pressure in the breached room. Just before my auditory processors failed due to the vacuum of space i heard "An emergency shuttle has been called" Epilogue This was my story of the nations round earlier today. I would love to hear all your stories about how it went down in other departments, i left out loads of parts of the full story on this one but i kind of ran out of time to write. I hope you enjoyed it. For the TL:DR guys out there: I build a fort, i got hit by a missile, i died by a stupid thing i did.

How about all the IPC have their PDA hardwired into them. Make them message like the AI via the menu on the right. Make them able to add PDA cartridges into them, using everything via the menu. And maybe the detective cartridge could make it so that the IPC can just use his hands as scanner? Medic cartridge maybe makes them able to use their hand as medical scanner? Bartender internal booze dispenser? Scientist tank scanner? Chemist reagent scanner? Librarian camera? That guy that handles the death and i always forget the name of, an autopsy scanner? If this is done they will ofcourse stay the masterrace that they are, but it just sounds unfair to just do this. So maybe grey could have telekinesis? Kidan heat vision? So what do you guys think about this? And should the other races get upgrades too if this is done? we will never kn- oh sorry, force of habit.

Just a plain simple radio channel for the law-sub department. I mean the cargo sub-department has one. So why not have an :L law channel for lawyers, IAA and the magistrate. Maybe the NT rep could als join in on this. Or just change the service radio to a law radio. I never see anyone using :z anyways.

I've been making loads of newspapers in SS13 but this one actually got attention and people liked it so here is the full thing just copied. With getting attention i mean that Yuki was angry at me, some security officers were angry at me, the AI was angry at me, the HoS was angry at me, but the captain and HoP liked it. Newscaster Unit #22 NSS Cyberiad Crime Watch: [created by: R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Small war at electrical maint behind the chapel! Multiple officers are fighting against an unkown group of people in electrical maintenance. The group consists of atleast 5 people according to security reports and is highly dangerous. Word goes around that the group has the AI under their control. Who are these people? What is their agenda? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Battle won but war is not over! Security has won this battle in electrical maintenance but suffered heavy losses. Multiple parties have been retrieving bodies and barely alive people from this sight. Who is recovering bodies with a hidden agenda? Are there more groups like this on the station? We might never know. (viewer discretion advised for picture, horrible things are shown in it.) [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Bloodbath not limited to maintenance! Another horrific sight is to be seen at the bar. The story behind this photo is unclear because i was unable to locate any witnesses of the happenings here. The bloodbath in the bar means that crime doesn't only stick to the maintenance corridors, they are not afraid to go out into the public. In other news hallways are being syphoned and the ai is suspected to be subverted by the small army from electrical maintenance now to be seen as cultists. Is the AI subverted? Are criminals going to strike you next? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -HoP Says AI Rogue! I just had a word with the HoP and he told me the following. "the AI may be rogue" -Viktor Grafstrom. The threat to this station by artificial intelligence is getting bigger by the second, and that's coming from an IPC. Is the AI rogue? Does command know things we don't know? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Security Is Using illegal execution formats! There was word going around the security comms that the cultists should be locked up in a cell with plasma. And security officals say "They are in a place of fire and with many heads"- Chris Bunker. The thing is that only Firing squad, the electric chair and lethal injections are lethal ways of execution. Is security not following space law? Have we been calling the wrong people criminals? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -AI Is Loyal or Lieing? THe AI reported faulty wiring in engineering and that the APC's weren't charging. In the photo below you can see they are perfectly fine. In other news the HoP responded to my last report saying "The cultists are mind controlled puppets who work for a dark god, i would say they are the bad guys not us." - Viktor Grafstrom. Is the AI lying? Is the HoP right? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Chaplain Believes in only Kidnapping! The RD was lead into the chaplain's office and then the chaplain flushed the RD down disposals. Is the chaplain crazy? Is he just terrible at killing people? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Medical Killing instead of healing! The CMO has been wanted for some time now and has been confirmed to be on the telecomms sattelite, security is currently going there to detain the CMO. Word is also finding it's way around that Yuki Frost, the head nurse, is a changeling. According to the Chaplain "Yuki froze me, she must be ling". Is there something fishy going on in medical? What is the CMO doing at tele-comms? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Lethal Action Required! The HoS is sending a team armed with lethal weapons to the science outpost because the CMO died there. I do not know why we would send people with lethal weapons there, or why we are suddenly with the CMO. But he's sending them anyway. Are lethals really required? What's going down at the science outpost? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -HoS is throwing himself into battle! The HoS has decided to join the lethal team to the science outpost. When i asked what was going on i was pushed away. I still managed to snap a photo. What is going on out there? How did the CMO die? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Security Getting Arrested by AI! The security borg is repeatedly setting security officers to arrest and is trying to arrest them. The picture below is of two officers asking him what's going on. The AI responded that the borg is slaved to him. This means they have the same laws. does this mean they are both rogue? Are we to trust AI from now on? We might never know [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Medical Seems is an uncurable disease! According to an inside man in medical, there is something fishy going on in medical. The chaplain was in one room with the head nurse Yuki, whom he claimed was a ling. And then he suddenly was injured. He tried to run but multiple medical team members buckled him to a bed and rushed him to surgery. The New CMO has also been seen doing weird stuff according to my inside man. What does the chaplain know? What is going on in medical? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Prankster Mocking With security! Some prankster is setting random people to arrest. This could either be someone with HUDglasses or someone who used the not so secret wall door at the checkpoint and is looking at the files. Who is this prankster? Does he think arresting random people is funny? We migth never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -CMO Mistakes Toy For Xenomorph! The miner the CMO was performing surgery on had a xenomorp toy in his pocket and it jumped at the CMO during surgery. He got scared and informed command of a xenomorph attack. In other news there is a dead body at disposals because not a single cargo tech is working on sorting trash. How did that body get there? Who is the dead body? We might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)] -Big crimes at an all time low! Barely any big crimes have been committed in the last 15 minutes. On the other hand petty crime like pickpocketing, minor assault and B&E are at an all time high for this shift. Is this exchange good? Is 25 picked pockets better than 1 murder? We might never know. This was NSS Cyberiad Crime Watch, RVD Out. [story by R.V.D. (Crime Reporter)]

Disclaimer, this is not a real guide and is to be seen as a joke Step 1: Identify the race of your surgery patient. Does it look like a guy with a monitor for a head? not a vox. Does it look like a guy with purple skin? not a vox. Does it look like a catbeast? not a vox. Does it look like a scary giant bird/lizard creature? that's the vox you're looking for. Step 2: Remove their nitrogen tank to and add anesthetics. Step 3: Cut their head open. Step 4: Remove the weird object that is in their head according to the scanner. Step 5: Remove anesthetics Step 6: Get yelled at by the CMO for removing a vox's cortical stack Step 7: Say: "no problémo boss, we'll just shove him into the cloner" Step 8: realize you fucked up Step 9: Dump the cortical stack in disposals Step 10: Become wanted for murder. Step 11: Hide in the fire equipment room in escape Step 12: Wait untill the shuttle is called Step 13: Put on a gasmask and remove your ID Step 14: Blend in with the crowd Step 15: Get away scott free with manslaughter

So do you like the idea or not?

So my idea was that on a person's Criminal record there is a counter called criminal points. Every person start with 100 points. Every time a crime is commited points get retracted with the amount of points relating to the crime commited (petty theft 10 points, Assault 25, Manslaugter 50 points and so on..). When the counter reaches 0, the person is allowed to be permabrigged. This is an idea to stop repeat offenders and create more fun for the warden and IAA. The normal sentences will still apply, but if the arrest was unlawfull the IAA can make sure points get added to the counter.

I like people like that, i try to become one as Jim Van Dijck (The character i play assistant with). I hope i see you on the station sometime

Exactly

Mark recently told me that alien rounds are no more and that they are going to live on as events or something like that. So i tought, why not have a facehugger with an alien queen egg in it. You know just like in the movie. Since aliens will be more rare as an event i'dd say releasing two regular facehuggers and a queen facehugger would be a great start for the event. What should make the queen facehugger unique? a black color. Just like in the movie. I'dd imagine this wouldn't be an incredibly hard entity to code, since we already have regular facehuggers. And it will make give the event a great kickstart

-I will from now on be handling the news of the station via the entertainment channel, if you are not following me live i will post news here [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Shocking in terror the engineers saw their door, it was hacked and mostly useless. The only person seen around the place was another engineer who left to the engineering station. Who was this engineer? Why did he hack that door? you might find out next time [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Blood and gibs in the Kitchen! The chef states he was just killing the goat, But that was quite a good fighting goat if it destroyed three tables! Is the chef a killer? Was someone murdered? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -The engineering hallway is filled with oil, and i'm the first to discover it alongside the CE. An official statement from the CE explainging the matter was "Wow". Are they massivly killing robots in engineering? Is an IPC just pissing around the hallways? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -A person Exploded! Tiberius Hammerschmidt suddenly exploded near the library and i was at the scene earlier than the security force, so i talked to a witness. This witness told me that "It was crazy, he just exploded" and "He didn't look different than usual". The question arrises, Do we have the gibbingtons virus going around? will Tiberius Hammerschmidt ever be put togheter? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Science is getting heavy firepower! Science is stocking up on guns and armor. Will they lead an attack against the station? are they becoming vigilantes? we might never know. [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -NanoTrasen is on fire! Unkown anarchists have set the nanotrasen flags in the escape wing on fire! will they ever get caught? will they convert the rest of the station to be anarchists? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -SSD has hit the station! A weirdlooking guy is sleeping in the cargo lobby, he is also surrounded by lightning. And there is a holographic image saying adming projected from his chest. Who is this stranger? why is he sleeping? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Blue gas at toxins! Why is the gas coming from toxins research blue instead of purple, the color of plasma? What gas are they heating? what are they planning? we might never know *disclaimer* the photograph is messed up because of how much light the gas illuminated [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Captain not competent! The captain is drinking in the bar and having a converstation with a random staffmember of the station istead of worrying about the fact that we went code blue! Who is this person she is talking with? What are they discussing? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Stranger is gone! Our sleeping beauty is gone from the place he was sleeping! as seen in the photograph, he is gone and nowhere to be seen! Where did he go? Was he devine? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Another Gibbing! Someone exploded AGAIN! this time it was in the medbay while the person was being cloned. Is the medical staff making people explode? Is this gibbington? We might never now. *on other note* i beat you to it spike [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Captain's office broken into! The captain decided to take the law in her own hands when a scientist broke into her office. The motive for the breakin is unkown and the walls are still open to this moment. Why is it so easy to get to the captain's office? What was the scientist looking for? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Murdokh Jeager is unlawfully arrested! the borg is taking him into custody just for having an orange jumpsuit! Even if it is out of fashion, it isn't a reason to arrest someone! Why is the robot a better fashionist than a human? Why is the robot handling law without handling orders from humans? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Fire alarm Hacked! Someone is hacking fire alarms so they cannot be disabled! are it the syndicate nuclear operatives command is talking about? Is it just a prankster? we might know this time because if it are nuclear operatives we are dead very soon [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Vending machines are uprising! Even the vending machines are in uprising against our staff! The janitor got attacked by one and he states teh following "eeeeek, vend broken" Was it engineering who set this up? does god hate us? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Bar is booming buisness! Everyone is drinking their sorrow away now that we know we are going to explode from a nuclear blast! Are we actually going to die? Is there a way the captain can hide the disk well enough? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Escape overrun by vines! Suddenly vines started growing in the escape wing, but our brave CE managed to get there in time and is starting to dispose of the vines. How did those vines get there? how are we going to escape if vines are in the way? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Main editor of the press room is doing nothing! The main editor of the press room alex rose is just sitting around looking at her photos instead of actually getting news! When will he go back to creating stories? Is his channel better than mine? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -We no longer have Air! The temperature is rising everywhere while the oxygen levels are declining! Are we going to survive this? Is the nuke being armed? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -On fire! I am currently on fire, and i do not know how long my robotic body can take it anymore! Will this be my last post? Has alex rose died? We might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] -Bloody aftermath! Everyone is dying or dead, i am only alive because a nice woman named robin rainwater dragged me to the pods. i am currently hearing swords and guns but i think i will survive. This is reporter RVD signing off after a long and dangerous shift. Will i return as a reporter? Was i a good reporter? we might never know [story by R.V.D. (Librarian)] Someone else's newsfeed from the same round -Why is it you see the red coats in the bar?..why are the Red Coats not going about the station and doing there jobs? well here is why...they get rat assed thats right..beer..cocktails...thats right Drinkianism..as the chaplain calls it...now the red coats...oh my..i am sorry ws ment to word them as sec ...has of writing i here gun shots..and a sec officer and HoS in the bar...no joke here is a photo of it..anyway..more to come soon [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -Blood is in the air today folks, thats right Blood. who is killing who...or did someone self kill them self..we never know...but from the looks of it sec is all over it... [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -Trash..Trash..TRASH...is all over the place...and it's even more bad in cargo..here have a look [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -News is News..but hot of the press is this lovely scoop, get this..Max Perishing was arrested in the library just a mo ago...and well his list of crimes don't look to good, here is what i heared...Maxs Crime List: flashed the RD, Attmpted to flush cargo tech down disposals (Attempted murder), Resisting Arrest, tampering with a borg by removing powercell ...bad some crew members love to mess about now huh [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -Weed is weed and hydro is filled with it...thats right WEED..were is the law?!! were is sec when you need them.?!?! and at time of writing the crewmen who works there ws selling some... [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -skipper gets down and dirty with a crim scumbag..what was this crim want. from the her room..as R.V.D says ..we never know...but looks like the skipper had back up..we don't want to mess with the skipper now do we..not even if she has back up like this [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -ITS CODE RED...looks like the station as some unwelcome guests onboard...who could it be...what do they want ..oh wait..comm chatter says NUKE OPS..could it be the end for NSS Cyberiad...or could it be the END of the NukeOPS!!! we don't know ..but will ERT come by and save the day? maybe...will they make it in time...maybe?...thats for all right now folks..we keep you posted [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -With the Code red still on, sec is getting geared up for war.. [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -as i was walking around and took photos of sec getting ready..i come across this..yes its the Magistrates office...who ws the bad boy/girl that smashed all the windows and grill...the bill for that be small..but the one who done it got away.. [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)] -R.V.D, make the news...and yes i was sitting not to far away..as i was writing up a print...on other news...NukeOps is HERE!! yep word is that them badass boys are on station..and from what is being said on comms they was at EVA...oh and the Captain Died in the gunfights with Sec and nukeops...good luck station..and god bless you all [story by Alex Rose (Civilian)]

Priority Announcement An emergency evacuation shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes. [Common] F.I.N.N. states, "flamable gas in medbay" [Common] Slade asks, "Ah crap, what now?" Terry MeiMei says, "That wasn't entirely neccessary Bulma..." Haven Beaumont roars, "We're going to die!" [Common] Tiberius Hammerschmidt asks, "ALL of medbay?" [Common] Haven Beaumont yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!!" Haven Beaumont talks into the radio headset Haven Beaumont yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!!" Haven beumont hulks trough a wall Priority Announcement The emergency shuttle has been recalled.

Jim Van Dijck, Head of personell has arrived on this station. it started out as a regular shift like all others. But then i tought, i want to make this different. I looked into the crew manifest and saw only the RD was the other commanding officer. I said over command chat: "Goodday, i think i am acting captain now. But why do we even need a captain? aren't we all equal?" His response: "if you don't want to be captain you can change my job to captain jim." Me: "that is not what i'm talking about, i'm talking about communism" RD: "sure go ahead, but me and my science crew want nothing to do with it" i then made an announcement looking roughly like this: Goodday crew of NCS syberiad, i declare that this station is now a communist station. Since we are all equal you can get (almost) All-acces ID's at my desk. the almost part is because the RD doesn't like this plan. and his department cannot get these ID's from me. From that moment on people came and went getting their new ID's the warden one saying 'communist in charge of weapons and ammuntions' the chemist one saying 'chemistrycal communist' the bartender 'alcohol pouring communist' the cargo tech 'crate pushing communist' and civilains just 'communist'. After handing out some of these ID's i got an admin PM ~PM necaldun to you: Normally i would ban you for self-antagging, but since there are only 20 people online i don't really mind. Also i think what you are doing is really funny ~PM you to necaldun: Thank you after some cold war like threats to the science department i got a message. Dusk: the Warden is gibbed in the HoS office! Jim van Dijck: i'll be right there! so i walked over there and saw the warden waiting for me in the lobby. before i could say "shouldn't you be dead?" i got tased and hit by disabler beams. the gibs weren't gibs at all, they were runes. and i was quickly converted. our objective was escape with atleast 5 cultmembers on the shuttle. since we were all equal and had all acces it was pretty easy converting the rest of the station. We had everyone on the station converted, but one. The clown. The clown wasn't on the station because we was exploring. We called the shuttle were ready to leave. In the escape wing dusk started mass producing cult robes and weaponry for us. On the shuttle someone started attacking the RD! but the RD was with our cult! turns out, he remembered that the RD was against our communist station and that is why he did it. We drew a summon nar'sie rune on the ground in the shuttle for when we arrived at cent. comm. Just before we arrived someone activated it but luckily, dusk managed to jump out of the circle just in time so we had just 8 members there instead of 9. Once we arrived we spawned nar'sie and also won.

i'm trying as hard as i can

The fact you noticed i'm that guy makes me feel proud. *_*

Name: Jim Van Dijck Age: 36 Gender: Male Race: Human Blood Type: A+ General Occupational Role(s): Quartermaster, RD, CMO, IAA, Warden, Magistrate Biography: Jim Van Dijck is a former Maffia member of the Van Dijck family. Qualifications: Surgeon, MD, Lawyer. Employment Records: He used to be a criminal working for his dad's criminal enterprise, but since he got an robot arm from nanotrasen he workes for them to pay them of. Security Records: He used to be an infamous criminal working for Van Dijck Mafia family. He was the second in command after his father, one day during a raid on a tajaran planet he was almost killed due to blood loss (more in Medical Records) Medical Records: During the raid with his father he lost an arm fighting with a tajaran. After he was hit he almost died by losing to much blood but a NanoTrasen Doctor saved him. He now has a robotic right arm. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): A tall caucasion man with funny blond hair and a long orange beard. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: