Streaky Haddock

Assault of an Officer Major Crime 15 Min sentence - Criminals who attempt to disarm or grab officers while fleeing are guilty of this, even if bare handed. I don't want people to be brigged for 15 minutes because they pushed an officer over while trying to flee.

This is an idle suggestion and not one i'm gonna push too hard for but Take the compact defibrillator from the CMO and give it to the paramedic. Since the Paramedic actually needs a compact defibrillator and the CMO is always within walking distance of like five. The reason why i'm not pushing too hard for it is no CMO has ever refused my request for it so it's never too hard to get. So this is more quality of life than actual WE NEED THIS AAAA. If you'd rather the CMO controls the belt-equipped defib that's okay.

are you suggesting that having a little module on your uniform that lets you cycle through the slimebow at breakneck speeds is not adequate compensation

Allow Slime People to change their colours at character selection. Turn the Slime Colour Picker fluff item into a tiny accessory. It can be stuffed in boxes or pockets but it can also be attached to uniforms. When attached to a uniform or held it brings up a small HUD icon at the top left. Clicking on the colour picker icon will make the wearer cycle colours. NOT a menu. Cycle. That way they can rapidly change colours very quickly because that's hilarious. Xenobiology is still a viable source for colour changing if you want to change colour but can't find someone with a colour picker. edit: Title changed because apparantly slime people are already going to be able to change their colours.

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Shift + Ctrl + Click to examine, same as AI

Before Security Berets were armoured, I wore the beret and carried a helmet. Helmet was strapped on for when i was GETTING SHIT i mean SERIOUS.

no matter how crazy i make this character's history he still has nothing on hawke

Name: Professor Phoronicus Plasma Age: 36 Gender: Male Race: Human Blood Type: It sometimes changes from incident to incident. At the moment, O- General Occupational Role(s): Research Director, Chief Engineer Biography: Professor Plasma was 'conceived' when a graphical art student at the Botswain University drew a rift between worlds whilst high on Bluespace Weed which is an illegal substance that has cropped up in multiple sectors using stolen Nanotrasen Research. At the end of this 7 day creative binge, the student found a naked 30 year old man scrawling psuedo-scientific formula on his walls. This man, calling himself Professor Plasma, bore no small resemblance to the webcomic he was updating at the time. Since then, PROFESSOR PLASMA has attended several universities, lectures and science fares learning actual SCIENCE!!! for the application of UNIVERSAL DOMINATION!!!! which has had mixed effects. Whilst he always seems to come short of his plans for THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL LIFE AHAHAHA!!! he often comes up with something saleable in the process which is why he's never short of employment. His more evil and destructive tendencies are usually curtailed from a mixture of legal action, physical threats, major and minor bribery (he has a weakness for money and turkish delights) Qualifications: Innumerable, plenty of Doctorates in Engineering, Chemistry and Physics. Enough to become a one-man science team for the purposes of EVIL CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!!!! He is also a Professor at the Stanbridge University in Epsilon Indi sector. Reports are mixed as to what courses he actually teaches, but the most frequent report appears to be Fine Art. Employment Records: 6 Years Cybersun Industries (Notice: Nanotrasen Competitor) 2 Months Nanotrasen Tau Ceti Sector; Cyberiad Station Security Records: Many counts of major and minor crimes ranging from infecting Centcomm Comms staff with tonics that forced them to write and speak in rhyme to blowing up entire stations. In mutiny situations tends to join up with the side he percieves as ethically weaker and champion their cause. That said, given he seems to be in it for the DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!!! his help can be a hinderance. When Command Staff issued a kill order on nonviolant albeit irritating nudist protestors he was heard saying the following: "YES!!!!! OPPRESS THEIR SEXUALITY!!!! THEY MUST BE KILLED FOR FLAPPING THEIR BAPS AT US!!! I APPLAUD THE CAPTAIN FOR BRAVELY FLAUNTING SPACE LAW IN THE NAME OF EVIL!!!!" Application of Professor Plasma to negotiation situations must be carefully considered. He may guilt more intelligent dissidents into withdrawing their support just by his mere presence; however the less self aware may be compelled by his 'for the evils' rhetoric. "I HAVE DONE IT, MINIONS! I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BREATHED LIFE INTO THE MUCUS LININE OF MY NOSTRILS! ALL SHALL QUAKE BEFORE MY POWER! AHAHAHAHAAaaaaoooh that's growing quickly. Oh dear. Uh. SECURITY. HELP. ENGINEERING. IT'S EATING MY LAB. IT'S BREAKING THE RULES. CALL THE SHUTTLE!" - Recorded from the NSS Cyberiad 30/12/55 after it suffered a catastrophic 7-10 Biohazard Event that resulted in the loss of all hands. Professor Plasma had to be cloned from backup. Medical Records: Surgery to remove excess eye tissue growing around his prostate 2/2/55 Bone Break Syndrome and Blindness caused by Genetic Testing 3/2/55 Transformation into a Tajaran 4/5/55 Transformation into a Vox as well as treatment for Oxygen Poisoning 23/5/55 Brain Transplant into a Human Clone and UI + UE Injections after Transformation into unidentified specimen. Diagnosed with Schizophrenia 31/5/55 "Recovered"? from Schizophrenia 1/6/55 Entered a Nanotrasen Medical Facility in Tau Ceti light years away from his posting claiming to be called Sally and was a "sexy young thang". The results were temporary and he appeared to regain cogency soon after. 15/6/55 Emergency Surgery to remove a the hindquarters of a Corgi that was emerging from his right trapezoid muscle compressing his collar bone and thoracic vertebrae. 30/7/55 Diagnosed with Dis-associative Identity Disorder 4/8/55 A Woman with dark skin and toxic green hair with Professor Plasma's fingerprints and DNA turned up with a crushed skull. She was fixed up and a new record created for her, but she hasn't been seen since. At first I thought I was being silly adding this to his records, but apparantly it might actually have been him afterall. - Doctor Saggett 6/8/55 (Description of Patient has not surfaced as of 5/3/56 so I feel it's safe to presume this is him. Internal Affairs Agent Goodman Strike) Emergency Dexalin and Iron Injections after severe blood loss. Treated with Bicaridine and had Surgery to his sternum, pelvis and both legs to heal broken bone and internal bleeding. Repeatedly muttered "too much cat, not enough girl" when under anesthesia. Small issue with blood rejection. Clerical Error had his blood type as A+ when it was in fact A- 25/8/55 Spaceacillin adminstered and a vaccination after he deliberately infected a commercial colony with Perriot's Throat. 31/9/55 "Cured"? of Dis-associative Identity Disorder 5/10/55 Limb Removal Surgery, three arms and one leg removed and his body surgically reconstructed 16/11/55 Emergency Surgery to remove shattered industrial glass and a paint brush from his right eye. When asked by attending Physician Dr. Tennant what happened he only said "I think she took it well." Nurse Grace would like to add that the paint brush appeared to have passed through his welding goggles into his eye. 29/12/55 Ethylredoxrazine administered, surgery to his skull, brain and ribcage after he was run over by an ambulance 1/1/56 Skin swabbed and synthmeat applied to deal with chemical burns to his chest and inner thighs. 29/1/56 Removal of an art scalpel and wax crayons from both nostrils. "I think he took it rather well." he said. 16/2/56 "THE SPORES PROFESSOR SOULTON IT'S HOW THEY TAKE CONTROL" He said as he was introduced to local anaesthetic to remove the mushrooms growing from his eyes. "IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME, I SERVE THE FEDERATION NOW." He was also treated with Dylovene and Synaptizine for his hallucinations. "TELL CHUN I'M SORRY." He was put on a course of anti-fungals to clear up the infection as well as a case of athlete's foot. 4/3/56 Personnel Photo: A rangy creature standing at 6'3. He has bright red eyes. His black hair is balding but he seems to have styled the remaining hair into long spikes. "LIKE THAT BOSS MAN FROM THE NEWSPAPERS". Welding Goggles adorn his long, hairless forehead. His eyebrows are thick and beetling, unless he's lost them. A pointed black goatee circles his mouth and juts out from his chin. It doesn't matter where he's assigned. He somehow gets welding goggles. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Produces very saleable products but he's a dangerous sort so we keep him at arm's length. The frontier stations of Tau Ceti are ideal for encouraging his... creativity without suffering his process.

I think the shield is a bit stretched lengthways, but otherwise it's pretty damn neat.

Well. I'm thinking aesthetically, Arthur. The Beret and whatever helmet they get should have the same armour values. I'm saying it'd be cool if you could choose to have a helmet. Whether you want to play as the classy advisor or the stoic soldier.

Blood Colours as of 4/3/15 Plasmen bleed red Greys bleed red Vox Armalis don't bleed at all Skrell bleed dark blue Tajaran bleed red Unathi bleed red Vox bleed sky blue Kidan bleed red Diona don't bleed at all IPCs don't bleed at all EDIT: THIS IS OUT OF DATE NOW

online courses

the bile surges forth from my throat and it will not stop coming the anime infestation grows worse IT MUST BE STOPPED

Since I learned that it slows you down, I think I'd be okay with this.

well, I would like to be able to counter matter eaters.

Currently undergoing psychiatric therapy for latent anger issues. Attending Psychiatrist : Bulma Briefs jesus fucking christ

i'm just trying to live long enough to build/renovate a pretty house in the forest.

Oh wow that's really neat, thank you. However I did look into editing the Space_law page but I don't have the permissions.

that was changed recently unless something's been reverted.

I'm definitely for this, as well as a SWAT helmet being added to the blueshield on spawn/in his locker. I've always thought the formal outfit was bland and boring and it'd be nice to be able to choose between a swat helmet and a beret.

I know, it's still a stupid name. FUCK THE MOMMI ROGUE SHIT AI BLOW THE MOMMIS ShitDOS: I HAVE BLOWN THE MOMMIS

because BALANCE/FUN/IMMERSION

what was tg's response

The only thing I want out of that list is the ability for drones to wear hats. Mommi is also a stupid name.