Streaky Haddock

I want to revive this thread because I liked the concept.

you fucking cunt

Yeah we're aware of him. Macto's looking into banning him.

Sprite a Brig Physician's Labcoat. Red Epaulettes seem very simple.

also works on those fat bald bastards with the eating mutation

she says stuff, it's just in animalspeak

You realise though that if you hold something in your hand and move around in their stomach, you will use that item against their inner stomach lining and gib them?

I quite like the idea of the HoS having an adorable pet with a rough name. Like a rabbit called BONECRUNCHER THE FOURTH

i suspect that if recordable footage was possible on byond, someone would have done that already.

i think 4 should be 3 because 4 is hard to achieve when you've spaced yourself

the people demand buttbots.

I like it. Reminds me of Goon Law. I would say though that labour camp is pointless for a 6 minute sentence.

What network will these be on

Hawke Boetirson flexes his chest muscles.

There's nothing wrong with two people doing that job, but most Wardens either don't care or grow so incredibly busy that they can't keep up.

I'll have a crack.

That's just lazy forum moderating for you.

Give Health Analysers the ability to print off the latest analysis of a patient. I know red, blue, green and yellow are all achievable on paper.

Great guide, except for the exclusion of the camera. The Camera is very good for preserving crime scenes in crowded areas, and the area it photographs can be changed using the 'set photo focus' verb. You can photograph anything from 1 specific tile to up to a 7x7 area. The camera by default is set to 3x3.

There is.

tajarans are cats mice are mice

Position: Civilian, Security aligned. Reports to: The Warden Map Changes: None needed, except maybe a locker at the Security Desk Items: Security Officers Uniform (not jumpsuit), flash, clipboard, black and red pen. Difficulty: Easy/Medium Intensity: Varies Accesses: Brig, Prison, Security. Optionally, they may have medical access so they can use the laptop's crew monitoring program. Description: Your role as the Security Dispatch/Desk Clerk is to help the Warden maintain accurate and up-to-date files on people of interest, arrests, executions and emergencies. They will listen to radio and look for calls for help, and use the camera monitors to alert Security to alerts, as well as keep tabs of everyone's location. During slower rounds this job may be paaaainfully boring, but during more intense rounds they will be very helpful to security. You will also liase with Internal Affairs, Medical, Engineering and Command where necessary. They are Civilians, and cannot carry weapons or perform arrests. As Brig staff, they report to the Warden just like the Brig Doc. Special Items: None, although I have toyed around with giving them a Captain's headset that has access to all the channels, I don't think that'd be necessary. Karma: Should be very cheap, if any. 5 KP cheap.

i'd like to revive this suggestion please

I think this contest may be long finished, Geios.

I AM NOT CUTE. MAKE ME TIES, SPRITESLAVE.