Streaky Haddock

I know i'm in safe hands in medical.

Diona can already heal themselves in the presence of light. I don't think they have bones, either.

I love the nuke ops theme you did.

Other notes to add: Data is lost if limbs are missing. So try to reattach the head and limbs for a full picture, if you can. Unknown bodies can be identified by operating computers without fail. If you don't know the changeling victim, or they've rotted to hell, stick them on a surgical table next to an operating computer and it'll identify them for you. Tell the difference between bodies husked by fire and bodies husked by changelings by sticking a syringe in them and attempting to draw a blood sample. No blood, then it's a changeling! Data is also lost if the body is skeletonised. I know flesh-based attaks such as unarmed claw attacks are lost in this manner. So always preserve your bodies. If Cargo has their conveyor going, you can print shipping labels to send IDs + PDAs to the HoP. Only one item at a time, so it's best to insert the ID into the PDA first. Man cloning if your morgue is empty. That way you can ensure there's enough biomass, and accurately record corpses as cloned. Offer backups to your colleagues! If there's a revenant or head-slug around, get rid of as many corpses as you can afford. There may be some purple lights you want to keep hold of, but it's up to you to prevent them from gaining power/a new body.

so it removes cigarettes?

you nerd. (nice guide tho)

When Hydroponics is referred to as 'Botany'. When Prison is referred to as 'Perma'. People who eat food at the kitchen, then put their half-eaten food back on the table instead of saving it for later. People who eat plate food, and drop the plate on THEIR side of the table so i have to crawl over the table, put the plate on the table, crawl back into the kitchen so i can claim the plates for meal making.

...but crewsimov doesn't allow executions.

I believe alt titles should convey a specialism in that role. And unfortunately, there isn't a lot of room for specialisation in IA. Maybe showing they're more knowledgable in medical SOP, or Law, or what have you.

i dig it

super lewd

this made me laugh. awesome.

Can't you duct tape their mouths?

This is just me, but I feel holy water isn't the problem. I've seen security reach for lethals against cultists when cultists start teleporting, so making their only non-lethal method of dealing with cultists a lethal one is a bad idea. Particularly since a well organised cult can save their members from holy water in the first place. However, the topic's not directly about cultists. I don't really have a solution to this problem since testing everyone who comes into processing is shitty behaviour and sounds like it's adminhelp-able. It's also not something I've perceived to be epidemic-tier common in processing rooms either as security or a vampire. Not to mention fully powered vampires are immune to holy water anyway.

butts

heh. nerd.

The way IPC coding is done, EMP shielding is impossible as far as I understand it.

holy fuck i love the wiki-style picture you did

DNA Vault requires A) Engineers to be competant B) Command to give a shit C) R&D to be up to snuff D) Xenobiology manned by someone competant and compliant and E) Botanists to be growing a wide variety of plants. F) The Station to be intact and alive enough to get all the samples instead of patching holes/shooting nuke ops/swamping cloning and surgery. So yeah. DNA Vault rarely gets done. Some custom station goals were done by admins recently which were: 'ship 1000 units of food to centcomm'. That one didn't really get done because the shift ended early, and nobody actually transported the chef's food to cargo (and xenobio had shit luck with slimes). The 'Create 3 supersoldiers' one was pretty involved in that it used Hydro, Genetics, R&D, Xenobio, Robotics, Viro and Cargo however the onus was entirely on the Research Director to co-ordinate and acquire everything; and extra super-soldiers need to be made incase one or more of them die or go to cryostorage. Which leaves for one really, really salty RD when one of his super soldiers dies in the escape shuttle and the station goal is failed. A REALLY. SALTY. RD.

I like titles showing a character's specialty within a field. I just feel that public defender is legitimising an antagonistic relationship with security, same as the drug dealer chemist alt title was legitimising space lube and space drug distribution for chemists. But the admins have taken a look and closed the PR; so that's that. I'm not annoyed enough with Public Defenders to defend this suggestion to the death.

Nah the Lawyer title is fine because it's ambiguous in its allegiance. The Public Defender title squarely puts the Agent in the camp of the defendants which engenders specific expectations of the agent as well as declaring their mindset from the onset.

I've noticed Public Defenders tend to shirk many of their IA duties because they feel it's 'not their job'. I've also noticed that Public Defenders always think its 'their job' to argue with sec about everything. EVERYTHING.

i'd revel in my newfound acrobatic capabilities.

People like the aforementioned botanists and chefs who disavow personal responsibility just because their products were used by someone ELSE to fuck up the station. People who feel justified in griefing the hell out of security because an item of theirs was lost in processing, or because they were brigged on a lack of evidence. Bonus points if this miscarriage of justice happened because security was overworked and distracted to begin with. Public Defenders. Especially ones that start calling me "the Fuhrer". It's happened too many times to count. Scientists who would rather fuck around in sci-chem than help around in xenobio or R&D for the first 30 minutes of a round. People who disarm and steal shit just to be a dick. People who don't have the situational awareness NOT to jostle the guy with the welding tool/gloves, screw driver & multitool when all of the airlocks are bolted and electrified at escape.