thebeoni

For past 4 months i have beed working on large addition to code which contents i will reveal later.I had a pause and now i am back at it there is one new race and two new jobs it will most likely wont be accepted the file is quite big and people may have trouble with "MUH BALANS

Even though i only dabble english writing i wanted to try to write origin story of my first Para Character Jas'Tijrs ( īastiīrs) This is his origin story matching the employee record and my own thoughts of the story. Maybe this is snowlakey but this is how i am going to entertain and try to improve my english. It was the year 2533 the first of Eiskiis (june). Huge unathi siting at the table with a flask of cheap sol import whiskey. In the backround unathi women cleaning and two unathi hatchlings playfuly fighting. The man empties the bottle down his throat and looks into distance. Women stops cleaning "Sasjir You promised the kids you will take them on hunt". Man growls angrily "Bring me another bottle". " You had enough!" She mutters. Man slowly stands up into his full hight and it seems that his body is filling the whole room. " I said BRING me another bottle!" man repeats loudly. She backs up and mutters "No". Man walks closer "What did you say women?" She straightens but she is most certainly far smaller than the man, she looks into his yellow eyes " I said NO!" He grabs her by the neck and lifts her into the air. He roars and throws her into the wall with so strong impact that the wall cracks. He lstares with crazed look in his eyes and roars loudly " How dare you opose my commands i am the chief of this tribe NO ONE dares to oposse me" men suddenly feels impact on his leg and blood gushing out of it. He looks down and sees one of his hatchlings biten into his leg he grabs the green hatchling by the head and throws him at the door smashing the door with the impact and boy flying outside of the house. He starts walking slowly into the direction of the unconcious women and when he is only a meter away the other hatchling stands in his way. The hatchling growls and roars with its weak voice. The unathi man kicks the hatchling away with little to no effort. He grabs the women and smashes her onto ground multiple times. In meantime few tribeman heard what is happening and gathered in front of the house with all kinds of weapons they could gather and trying to make out if someone is atacking the chief and when they seen one of the children fly out the front door they decided to step in. As the group went in they seen the tribe chief smashing his wife onto ground. Tribe chief looked behind himself and seen few of his man running inside. The men tried to grab and stop him but he mannaged to grab a spear from nearby wall piercing the closest unathis neck.... To be continued.

ye this is explanation for my char

Did you ever asked why people who get cloned have mechanical limbs again right next round? WELL i called it GTD... or genetically transfered damage that means that you were scanned after all of the damage happend and even though it clones you anew the damage will come back few hours after cloning: Former mechanical limbs stop working, scars open again ... organs stop working and such... Or did you ever wonder why your character can be janitor one day and captain the other? Easy explanation NT checks your records when you apply for a job and by your performance and former jobs they can assing you. Also this is one of things you can explain with stuff OOS - out of shift Why does NT hire 17 yo WELL when they applied they were 17 and they were scanned for cloning at that age SO that means every time they die they just turn back to being 17. Why is security so incompetent most of the time: Working as security in NT is ridicoulous and tiring job that is why long term NT employees almost never want to take the job. And that means NT has to hire greenhorns to do the job. Why research gets repeated every shift... NT needs more data. And the things you research are actualy "rewards" for getting them more data. Why are AIs so stupid most of the time... you would want more from something called Artificial Inteligence... that is because they are not Artificial and most of the time not even inteligence. Ai is build with sentient beings brain inside so that means AI will be only as smart as the brain and even less because the current NT technology can't properly connect cables to brain. (that is why you can't make IPCs with human brains) Why is NT so slow on their response. Because bluespace message transmition is not AS fast as you would wish. How do they keep repairing the station after each shift and providing same gear to crew: At arrival to CC all of your non personal items are confiscated and returned to station while clean up crew repairs and cleans up the station for you. THIS is all i got for now will add more soon. Disclaimer: I have no right to actualy assume lore of Paradise Station.It would need to be accepted by maintainer and admins first. This is only my own idea of how it is happening.

Now that i was creepy enough for few weeks bye!

Praise Dota.

This is NOT the first time and certainly not last don't get me wrong but this whining you guys are doing led to "humanizing" of most of the races before. Races having distinct features was !!FUN!! because example: when playing security for each race you had to do something else to hold them up or catch them. There were multiple tries to push race changes on github shot down by community. I was around for every change and protested ... and i was never heard.. vulpas are not that OP you nannys dont even know what OP is.

What about we make it little bit else. Swiping your ID changes your suit... you change job? You change IDs

*necroposting cough necroposting. Regens cough is coming*

Yes, unique antag is what para needs.

Xenos as we know them know are unbearable they have stunlock ranged leap. And there are only three ways how to deal with them 1. Find them early and destroy them completely(almost never happens) 2. High number of combat mechs. 3. DS Nothing and no one else can stop them as they currently are. So i propose removing them from event rotation since and trust me it's more salt and more terrible that Rev

I am ancient member of paradise (since 2014 as far as i know). Many people know me but many do not. This is just so i can introduce myself to new members. Characters i play currently are - Chaos and Jacob Colt. I like watching series and Anime. Playing games and stuff. I like coding but byond rune is my weak point so i mostly do sprites. If you need help with anything just ask me i will gladly do so

Basic idea adds plasma forge that can heat up metal which with right tools can be forged into stuff. "stuff" can be really anything from cosmetics to armor and weapons. (i just do not feel like writing wall of text currently)

Yep i miss those as well. But i already started on these gloves. Coders pretty much agreed that i balanced them well since they cost you stamina damage. But they work closely to stun gloves.

Vivalas also sorry for being cranky

I changed the gloves a bit. And changed recipe for making the bowman so there would be limited amount of these made possible.

Cool. I am gonna check those out on the wiki.

I was being very very sarcastic and rude at the same time Vivalas is most certainly new here and i already said i want constructive critique not just "fuck off"

Hello! I want to welcome new person who does not understand that this is here to add features not to encourage greytide.

This is the thing that has been discussed for so long. Why make everything easier ? There has to be at least some challenge to game. This is not about making greytide stronger this is about adding more features. Since we now have fancy HUD for crafting why not fill it with awesome items?

Hello, i excpect constructive critique. If you disagree please write why. And coding that would require complete change of jumpsuit mechanics and change of all the sprites so that is that. Also our greytide is weak. Security needs more challenge nobody is robust anymore.

Most of these items are considered contraband so yeah. I tried to tweak damage and stuff as far as i could. 1. Makeshift Armor (two floor tile piece sewn togheter with wire) Recipe: 2 floor tiles + 15 pieces of cable Tool: Wirecutters Has half the defensive value of sec armor. Protects only upper body. 2. Improvised Firearm + Bullets Firearm: (pipe atached to rifle stock with tape with a drilled hole in a top) Recipe: pipe + rifle stock + 5 pieces of tape Tool: Surgical Drill 20 brute and 10 burn damage. Has a long reload time due to need of inserting bullets and pouring in welding fuel as ammo propelant. Pouring in more then 5 units will result in explosion in the face. Bullets: Recipe: 5 pieces of cable + 1 piece of tape Tool: Welding tool 3. Makeshift bandage. Recipe: paper + 2 pieces of tape Tool: none heals only a tiny bit of brute and burn damage but stops bleeding. 4. Street Fighter Gloves. Recipe: Whole tape + any gloves Tool: none Sets punch damage from 5 to 8 but with every punch 3 damage backfires onto your fists. Using moves does stamina damage on user. Makes disarm impossible. Only for using disarm kick. Disarm kick: Kicks the item from persons hands item lands 3 tiles away. No damage 80% disarm chance (BIG RED TEXT notifying about preparation) - Has 20 seconds cool down. Does stamina damage to user Push down: Pushes the person down for 2 seconds. (BIG RED TEXT notifying about preparation) Does stamina damage to user. 5. Makeshift Belt Recipe: 2 Rolls of tape + metal rod Tool: Welding Tool Can hold 4 items. It can hold: Almost all makeshift weapons + all tiny things 6. Makeshift Helmet: Recipe: 1 reinforced glass sheet + any cap + 10 pieces of cable coil Tool: Wirecutters Offers half of the protection of security helmet. 7. Makeshift Bowman headset Recipe: grenade casing + Headset + earmuffs Tool: Surgical Drill (changed candle to earmuffs so it would be harder to get these at least for greytide) offers protection from flashbangs. 8. Makeshift Splinters 2 metal rods. 1 tape. Splint those broken legs finally. Has 3 charges. This is all i got for now i will update with new idea

Exactly. Its like destroying station property so he should have been briged for vandalism.

I admit. I did forge but your reaction was 100% worth it.

Its not signing its proper fax [large]Nanotrasen Representative Hymn[/large] [logo] [small] I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was. To write them is my real test, To stamp them is my cause. I will fax across the land, Reporting far and wide. Each fax to understand The power that's inside Paperwork, (gotta stamp them all) its you and me I know its my destiny Paperwork, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Paperwork, (gotta stamp them all) a heart so true Your formating will pull us through You fax me and I'll fax you (Pa-per-work) Gotta stamp 'em all PAPERWORK [/small] [small]With love for paperwork in my heart - [/small][sign]