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Just having a nice dinner with Hannah at changs

Trying out some decorating in the security hallway Behold, the very pinnacle of culinary prowess. totally not better than my cooking irl

I am a merciful civilian My submission for the new lobby art Best Romantic Dinner 2015

Drank too much and passed out with a empty internals tank Medbay could never figure out why I was dying

Does food from spiders use spider venom instead of toxins now? Cause it should, but I have a feeling it was overlooked in the swap

Nuh uh, fuuuuuuuuck dat. Found a box in waste with nothing but a pair of handcuffs and this note. They said it couldn't be done, yet here I am.

I thought shady slims did nothing now we added goonchem, I think they got only nicotine as of when it was added to the other cigs. I could be wrong.

As the AI cut enviro power in your core, bolts cannot be lifted

The shitcurity is real

I started up a photography studio, making models out of the crew. best to view in page here: http://imgur.com/Sr8Uqdb

Engineers get radiation scanners, which is even more useless than when we had the SM Pretty much the worst cartridge you can get. Nice if it could be used to check alerts instead / additionally

ONLY YOU CAN STOP SECURITY POWERGAMMING >Be not vampire >Scream whenever you get sprayed >When they later figure it out, say its because they ruined your clothes

It wasn't a promotion, she was just heartbroken over Cole and the nine lines that tell the story of Shity ERT And an old one: The time I broke into centcom. The round was stuck in limbo as xeno's fucked the shuttle launch and there were no admins, so having already docked in my escape pod..... Also a bluespace anomaly broke the say code..... it was quiet troublesome, but eventually the shuttle somehow launched, saving us.

Basically, in an effort to streamline Security, cut down on shitcurity and make up for the average officers complete inability to communicate, I propose the following: -Brig timers are no longer a flat timer. Instead they have a UI complete with a button for each actual crime. Officers click it to automatically apply the Maximum time for that sentence. -Next to the button is a text box for a multiplier, so you can sentence people to twice the time if they committed two counts of that crime, OR enter a number less than 1 to scale the sentence down if they don't deserve the maximum brig time for that offence -To finalize and start the timer the sec officer swipes their ID, providing their identity as well -There would also still be a bit to apply a custom amount of time, but it the UI would request the officer write a reason, record it, and possibly flag it for admins when used. - Field for the Name of the person being brigged. -People examining the timer can be told the charges, total time, remaining time and who set it Advantages: -You can see what everyone has been brigged for, perfect for wardens. ( Just walk up and look, don't have to flag down the mute-EMP'D-illiterate-dead-spaced-beingslippedbyclown-geneticallychanged-ionstormed-insurgery-Officer that no one can find to find out why George Melons has 25 minutes ) -It is easier for security officer to apply sentences, as they don't have to look up the timers -Shitcurity is a tad easier to detect, when the HOS gives the clown 99 minutes they'll need to give a reason. -Officers gotta swipe their ID to set the charge, giving them a reason to not set beepsky to condom mode Disadvantages -Someone has to code the UI - Biggest one: Either you hard code in ALL the charges in space law to the UI, or do something tricky like set it up to auto populate from a database - Some officers don't possess the ability to read and hence won't be able to use either their radio, sec records OR brig timers(Seriously but, it would take at least a little to figure out, even with handy instructions in the UI, but its not like security has to much learning to do anyway) -Officer will have to take off their ID to start timers, even if it states this on the timer UI, many wouldn't read it. Also Beepsky would arrested them for not having an ID because someone set him to condom mode, they'd drop their ID, taze each other for not having an ID on for a split second, ECT ECT ECT. - Officers might just use the custom charge field all the time rendering the almost the entire rework useless. Additional Features if you want people to thing you're a code god forever -Setting the timer not only records this information for people to examine, but ALSO uploads it all to a security log, but this would require more work and such, and probably the identity of the person being brigged. If you got this working basically all the wardens would love you to the end of time. -Also "tags" for charges, little buttons next to the button to apply them (Aiding and Abetting, Uncooperative, Re-Applied for escaping or something) -Auto detects prisoners name by reading their ID if available. Just throwing this idea out there, of course it doesn't need to be exactly as I described, and alotta these features could stand up by themselves. Obviously this is alotta code work, but should be by no means badly unrealistic(at least to my understanding), and could make life alot better for sec and criminals alike

We used to use neglect of duty, that worked ok, it could be abused but wasn't very often, at least not in my experience.

No one really changes their ringtone, which is sad. If there was an option for it in char-setup, people would change it, and you wouldn't need to set it every round.

Well he's honest, better than most captains

The medwall vendors are great as not only to they act as a medkit some ASSHAT can't just take for themselves when they loot engineering, but also you can hack em and mix up tricord and shit. Can't fix major injuries and require a hack to be really useful, but I think their locations need to be adjusted Cargo use to have one, now just has a regular medkit, kinda sucks for them Science has none, I know they have some good medkits on their outpost but they could use one in their main hallway or something Engineering has 2 right next to each other neither of which can be accessed by atmos techs, one should be moved to atmos

Fun and games with a xeno, untill his mom came along and scolded him for not killing us

Back in my toy sword days I got brigged for Assault, Assualt of an Officer, or Assualt of a Head, like 80% of the time, so I am all for getting less time in brig this way. Shitcurity cannot be stopped, but having battery would make it stand out more when an officer is being a jerk and would at least persuade some of them to give you lesser timers. I've had some security members play dead when I hit them with toys, or pick on up and fight back- fantastic. Its a nice little bit of fun, but considering its more likely the player will stun, cuff, parade you around brig before stripping you naked and setting your timer for 4x what it should be it, its safest to just do your job like a robot each round least security so much as notices you. The amount a security officer can just decide to be a cuff-crazy red-suited arsehole is huge, but its nothing we're EVER gunna fix. That's partly the problem. When we have no shitty officers, we more often than not simply have no officers, Good players avoid sec because of the average mentality of their co-workers and greytide alike.

Tried to summon Booze'Sie, it was even a cult round Unfortuantly no admin-abuse followed, and few people joined my following

So now Poly can speak over radio and learns the things you say around him:

Or just your generically threatening psychopathic aura

I helped Bulma build a coms console and then syndicate commandos stormed the station and installed her as the new leader "ITS ON" .... "HELP" Security officer followed me back to bar upon my release from sec. Talked big until the shoe was on the other foot, or should I say cuffs..... Small disclaimer, other, irrelevant, phrases have been edited out and I know these are all just screens of logs but deal with it.

let you open a webrowser and go to wetskrell.nt which gives your laptop a horrible pop-up virus