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There is very little to do here but to shake the head and tell you to go away, you non-person entity. One, admins have to read every single line of text in-game for administration purposes, like player complaints, and ban appeals. That alone should be reason enough why this isn't a good idea. In addition, I quite frankly don't understand why you suggested this Thing in the first place. Does your life, stuck on the internet, requesting the ability to do disgusting things like this hinge on your ability to have your disgusting internet cybersex in this specific server for a specific spaceman game? What drives a person to such insanity to have them request to allow such a thing? There's a lot of things I could say here. A lot of things I would like to say to you. They aren't nice things. So I'll just ask that you go back to whatever pit of despair you came from, and have your ~precious internet typefucking~ there, places that we should be thankful for the fact that they pretty much prevent toxic waste spillage of non-people entities like you onto places with actual human decency.

This was a round I had very recently. It was a round in which I was changeling, and, through no fault of my own, end up losing an energy gun, having a pAI reveal that I'm murdering someone, and ultimately fail to absorb someone and get murdered by the entire damn crew. So let's start from the first event. I'm the changeling. Okay. Janitor. Neat. Do the standard procedure, fill up spray bottle with water as a weapon, cleaner grenades on plastic bag, go around, and manage to absorb the detective in security maintenance, getting his ID, security radio, and other goodies. Neat. Okay, fast forward a little. See that the chief engineer, Michelle Logan's got an energy gun from god knows where, Cole also flashing and cablecuffing a guy. Okay, follow them. Beepsky downs the CE for having an energy gun. Hah. I, of course, quickly grab the gun. Noticing it's pretty much empty, I get an idea, and head to arrivals. I get there, of course, and see if the detective ID can open the customs security locker. It can. Neat. Grab the stun baton, secHUDs, leave the taser, recharge the energy gun. I head back north, to security, and see if there's easy pickings, if the CE would be alone, nope. RD, Fox McCloud was with her. Welp. Head back down, see if I can kill beepsky while heading there. The energy gun is set to kill, I'm on my janikart, and fire at beepsky. Nope. The beam fired is a stun beam. Beepsky, of course, downs, and cuffs me, and I get the gun taken by the CE, who proceeds to kill beepsky. RD then takes the stun baton off beepsky's corpse. Shit sucks, doesn't it? Alright, well, can still salvage this, just unbuckle.... Nope. You literally cannot unbuckle yourself from a janikart. Every time you successfully unbuckle, you don't actually successfully unbuckle. I submit a bug report ahelp. No response. The RD comes across, I explain in looc, and I get unbuckled. Woop. I head back to arrivals, get the taser instead from customs, to replace the energy gun. An engineer's spotted, I follow him, to the construction shuttle, and I go there. He yells about personal space, refuses to let me get an easy kill. oh well. I go to the construction outpost or whatever it is anyway, notice an assistant alone, get the parasting, get killgrab, empty his pocket hoping to find a pAI, notice a pAI.... The interface refuses to let me wipe the pAI. I try to click on the pAI. I try to rightclick on the pAI. Nothing works. I try putting it in my PDA, see if it works from there. It does not. Needless to say the pAI shouts about how I'm a murderer over the radio. Welp. I finish killing the civilian, and absorb his DNA, go over to the sleepers, one of which is full... While I've forgotten the exact wording, "LOOC: I have to go walk my dog please don't kill me i'm AFK" To me, this screamed of "I'm going to pretend to be AFK to avoid death", and it's not until later in which I learn that you can kill him, because he hasn't actually logged out yet. Welp. Well, the pAI eventually suicides after a talk in OOC and LOOC, and I go, notice Cole, the engineer, breaking into the blueshield's office, hit parasting... I am still on the janikart. The janikart has deposited me in the wrong damn place, northwest of the janikart, instead of south of the janikart, where I need to be. I am unable to get a grip on cole, and he has screamed for help over the radio. I end up having to push the janikart around to get at him, and whack him thrice with my stun baton. He's down, but a NT recruiter has noticed, and has come to help... He pulls out a taser, nails me with it, pulls out a CROSSBOW(what the fuck), pins me to the wall, I try to get the revolver out, but he's an IPC and they just don't get downed, the CE, still in possession of the energy gun crits me, I'm downed, hit regenerative statis, nothing I can do anyway. End up being cuffed, dragged around, still being shot with the crossbow while the newly-joined magistrate, played by Qinetix is trying to drag around my cuffed corpse, and I hit revive just a bit too early. Oh well. Immediately notice there's over ten people here, including the captain, and RD. Hit lesser form. Everyone immediately attacks. I die. RIP. Overall, I'd say this failure was what, 80% factors out of my control, that janikart bug losing me an energy gun, that AFK asshole preventing me from getting enough DNA for death stings, that interface thing that prevented me from wiping that pAI before it could scream murder... Shit sucks, doesn't it?

I plan on waiting for the f2p to happen, and then joining up with some buddies and doing nothing but raiding boats. Just going into the ocean and breaking all the boats in sight.

One of my steam friends is quite literally named "Warframe is shit" How true is that?

Space bee hive with queen space bees that are 2x2 tiles and overbees that psychically teleport you if you attack them and bee-guardbot hybrid B-33s or bust imo

Also, is the "whole other game" you mention X3 or something? I dunno, but please do tell anyway.

Yeah, no thanks.

Ask me about playing KSP since the Good Ol' Days of no persistence, no solar system except for Kerbin(which was Kearth or something at the time) and the sun, no airplanes, no map view, where the top parts packs were novasilisko's SIDR and Wobbly Rockets. 8)

Lucario sux. Har har har it is a pokeymanz joke

Star Citizen will never come out.

Give me all your stuff, duh. seriously contract to "aesculvs" in-game and we'll call it a day and you can quit this bad game for bads.

No, I checked, the air to external distro has no use because it only connects to the hallway portable pumps and the two connector ports in the fireaxe room so I feel giving it a volume pump would be sort of a waste of air. All of the pumps and scrubbers on the station come from the air to distro and the waste in pumps, which are already set as volume pumps, even the pumps in atmos itself. So yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. :V

Here's an interesting thing to note if you are an atmos tech, are atmos itself, are an atmos pipe, or are interested in atmos in general: The "Air to external" pump that the guide says to replace with a volume pump? From what I can see, looking at the map, they only pump air to the two portable air pumps in the hallways, and two empty canister ports in the room with the fireaxe, which seems like a waste of air to me, unless you plan on using the pumps and not canisters or other methods to repressurize rooms. The "External to filter", right next to the air to external? It's also just pumping air from the two portable air scrubbers in the hallways to the filter loop. Only the "Waste in" and "Air to Distro" pumps seem to interact with the actual station scrubber and vent network. Even the atmos room air scrubbers aren't directly linked to the atmos filter loop, but the "waste in".

Right now, there's no way to upgrade it in the code I see, and also using the screwdriver to pop out the micro laser would conflict with using the screwdriver to repair the broken microwave. Could be still doable that way, though. I'll see what I can do.

Well, it's me. I'm Triple_Six on the forums, SAA on IRC, and Phil Eggtree in game. I also play on goon a fair bit, but you will have to figure out my identity there for yourself. I've been playing here for what, a month now in total? I started playing a while back, took a break, played again, took another break, then played again, stopped using random names and instead actually chose a name to play as, and am continuing to play. In-game, I know much of the systems on the station, and the game mechanics, but not all there is to know, and I am certainly not very suited for the more RP-oriented jobs. For example, I know the workings of atmospherics, and the pipe set up of atmospherics, but I have very little experience playing as security. Likewise, I am a very capable telescientist (if you have ever gotten a stack of hyperwave analyzers, a suspicious toolbox, a med HUD, and bluespace ansibles teleported onto a table at R&D a few minutes in, I am likely working telescience), however Research Director and Chief Engineer are about the only head roles I play at all. Basically? I'm the worst, and I tend to ask "who cares?" and call people nerds or dorks ten or so times more often than the average.

Hi, I'm evegoons/goonswarm/goonwaffe. 8-)