In this guide we will be going over the jobs most likely to die, and how to NOT die. (I know FrakkiM made a guide on this, I am just touching on it a bit more)
Jobs with a higher mortality rate will get a more detail look in how not to die.
The jobs with high mortality rate seem to be:
CLOWN: The clown gets beaten, abused, and generally just spat on in the hallways. He is there for your entertainment and when he is failing at that, he gets beaten against his will for your entertainment.
SHITCURITY (Good security will not die): Shitcurity are the lowest of the low. They don't do their job, they abuse everyone. They tend to have vigilantes always after them when they don't do their job, and that his how they die.
CANNIBAL CHEF: Usually any cannibal chef will end up dieing because apparently people don't like flesh meat (Hehe get the pun).
VIGILANTE (This is more of a personality type death): Usually if you decided to be a vigilante you end up dieing or being beaten for going after shitcurity or a terrorist mime (The terrorist mime part was horrible in my experience). Security is always confused and unless you mindlessly spam what the horrible deeds the person was doing there will be little to no action until you confront your target.
ASSISTANT: This is obvious. Everyone hates you.
HoP: They always die for some reason, because they decide to go for walks instead of doing their job and end up getting robusted by and angry assistant.
How to live longer:
CLOWN: Try not to annoy people much and stay away from Shutcurity.
SHITCURITY: Do your job properly, get evidence BEFORE you shoot lethal shots. AND DON'T CONSTANTLY FIRE LETHAL SHOTS!
CANNIBAL CHEF: Don't be a cannibal. If you must do it on already dead people that have been there a while (Don't actually murder anyone)
VIGILANTE: If you are going to be a vigilante raise an army (Even a small one works) and let security know who you're after and what they've done (Unless it's one of them).
ASSISTANT: Don't be an assistant, but if you must, try not to steal high priced and lethal things
HoP: Do your job, Stay in office, and maybe hire a security to guard you.
5 General life prolonging things:
(1): Do your job: I cannot emphasis this enough, you gotta do the job correctly to prevent angry people.
(2): Obey the law: If you obey the law, shitcurity has no reason to shoot you (Although they will anyways sometime)
(3): Don't throw random things: They tend to hit people if you do.
(4): Don't steal: Stolen things tend to get you robusted
(5): If you are being stalked, report it: This should be obvious but I have killed a lot of people as a traitor by just stalking them into privacy. Just report it to security, or get a security friend to follow you and guard you.
#1 tip for traitors: Don't do it in public!