Nomzy

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Synthetics are lame and weak.

Lots of shit happened Sly as Dertien Nomzy as Kagura & Gintoki False as Selax Arenlos & Bitey Age of Sandwiches Dertien got power armor and now has his AC up to 20, goddamnit. Kagura got a tinkered umbrella that has metal film, making it useful for bashing, and goggles that have a zoom function. Selax bought acid. We usurped a kingdom after that, Gintoki being on guard duty, closing gates so no more soldiers could come in, then burning the stables so no one can come in that side, not sure if a pegasus died or whatever but it probably deserved it. Eric Lionheart, king of a city down under and uncle of Vincent Lionheart, usurped the throne with us at the reigns. We got the following jobs from Eric: Kagura, Captain of the City Guard Dertien, General Selax Arenlos, Magical Researcher Sakata Gintoki, Magistrate of the City (BUT ONLY TO FILL THE POSITION!) The real king returns outside with a huge army and trolls, wearing a silver crown because he hasn't been coronated. Gintoki and Selax coerce him(not really) into coming inside and having a chat. In themiddle of the chat he gets assassinated, and Sir Mark Helmsworth is nowhere to be found. Old man Ollub Noj, Archmage, triesto take him to a tower where he can maybe revive him. The crew expands the city and starts to rebuild Thresh/the place that got burned down at the start of the campaign. Dertien wants to remove a curse on the goblins this month, so we head to Zanzibar city, outside Avalon I think, to ask around where the artifact that has cursed them to be in eternal strife is. During teh trip, Dertien hands Selax a pair of bony arms for Bitey that he never took when we got bitey damnit, Bitey starts to speak, in Necril, to Selax, talking about history and such. False gets Bitey as a character because he's not a pet anymore. Therefore SADAHARU IS THE BEST FUCKING PET FUCK YEAH We encounter bandits and a troll, we dtake down the mooks fairly quickly and Selax kills footbros to spew fire at it. We left with 10 soldiers, ended up with 3, troll was a fucking remorseless monster to those guys, leveling up and ending this session. Also I might've skipped over the last two sessions woops

This I'd prefer a warning/ban even then to be a devastating bomb and server lag

I don't think hairstyles would work due to the way slime people are. Pretty sure you'd essentially have two hairstyles (the one the overlay has, and the one you chose). If we did decide to change slime people up, this idea would require a solid body as overlays dont sound too great for this idea. Correct me if I'm wrong, coders.

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are those dead dogs goddamnit this is too ruff for me to handle

Only when you reach 42 is when this thread is complete

Im getting more avatars soon. Slightly less NSFW glorious ones, but they'll do. Just you wait.

Step 1. Dont be an IPC PROBLEM SOLVED

I can't figure any other way to word that. I feel that vital sensors are enough in terms of this idea, they're very, very effective and (good) doctors check the crew monitoring computer very often. Although I'm not sure if that's the case anymore because frankly, I haven't been on the server that often.

What truth? ITS NOT PORN.

I SUPPORT FUNDING CANCER RESEARCH

I skimmed over the rest, but this type of glasses would lead to the body's location being found, any method that the antag has on silencing them would be shut down if the officer said "Watch me just in case, Warden." The danger being equal to a officer shouting the antag's name and location is very, very situational.

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We talked to an old ma, he zapped us because selax said boo and then knocked selax out. When leaving the deep we encountered bandits No context for you. Only this magnificent picture.

Nobody decided to do the recap, so I'll do it again. Kagura is Nomzy Dertien is Sly Seraph Mythwright is Colak Raki is Colak's Eidolon Selax Arenlos is FalseIncarnate Assume everyone else is a GM controlled NPC Mark says we're only travelling by night, due to this being a secret operation they can't be seen. Idle chit-chat is made as we get to the first camp. We spend the day eating and standing around untill a troll attacks us. Selax threw something at it, harming it a bit. Dertien finds a bigpieceof a tree somewhere and runs at the troll and hits it, doing 10 damage. Kagura does a charge attack and hits it also for 10 damage. Troll gets his turn, grabs Dertien and gets hit for a total of 16 damage. He's fucked up at this point. Mark fails moving Dertien away. Manadus misses a hit on the troll. Seraph moves his Eidolon/Raki closer to the troll. In the end, we won with Kagura and Dertien brutally injured, but they heal back on the way to the hub town. Once we get to the town, we all set out to explore it. Seraph and Selax got into a wild adventure, ill ask falseor colak if they want to do that since i forgot mostof it, Kagura goes to train in martial arts which lead to a dozen suplexes, and Dertien forges a fuckheug sword. Once we all head back ot the barracks, Kagura found out her umbrella is a dwarven-crafted elder weapon with decent melee capability, and then they all go to sleep. (They being Kagura, Dertien and Selax as Colak had to leave midway.) There's a mission being adressed the next day on patrol of The Deep to patch up a blind eye in the defense so trolls cant get through. We all get 50 immediate payment and set out. The travel takes about a week, but we end up there. That's where weleft off. I missed a big chunk so I could retain my sanity because this took like 15 minutes to recoverwhat happen and type it as I remembered.

Session is still ongoing as of this post, have some funny moments. Totally didn't focus on me Most are about arm wrestling. Text

We only got one new player from that, hopefully we can get a session up on Wednesday anyways regardless.

Your (Cole the) Kid will never beat our Kagura. The competition for best child begins now. He's even a fighter, but I swear to GOD I will outclass him! Just you wait.

Keep in mind, everyone wants to slit their throats with a rusty knife each time your character's MYSTERIOUS PAST is revealed in their flavor text. Seriously, don't put backstory. For the sake of us.

Killed before you even had a chance. Poor things.

SHITPOSTS DONT MATTER, NOT LETTING THEM COUNT TO 10 DOES THOUGH