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Yeah, but how many have you melee'd? HA.

Because they were all my minions. How much triffid hearts ya got?

nice ant larvae kills :^)

Yeah. Killgattsu's ceremony when I left her file. Hydraulic muscles, though And I killed em all, no pic though. BONUS: Old killcount

I melee'd half a horde, and then set flames to the rest. Pics once im on my computer. I'll go clear a FEMA camp naked with a vibrator since adr thinks he's hot stuff. Will do that once i get on the computer though. ALSO, HE USED REINFORCED CLOTHING THAT'S NOT UNDERWEAR.

This character is not even one day old. I stepped outside the north exit to the shelter, bear. I close the door. I go to the southern exit, spotted jabberwock. I walk towards it. It walks towards me. It kills the NPC that was with me. It follows me into the basement where I kill it with my obviously original compact battle mop. I go up the stairs and try to go look for a rock, where I spot another jabberwock. This one runs to me and crashes the roof on me, but battle maid stuff, which imodded in, is fucking durable. I get my mop stuck in this one before even lightly damaging it. I grab the nearest two-by-four and start smashing it to hell. It gets moderately injured before I remember that battle maid/butler has trench knife, a profession but not a knife that I modded in. I slice, dice, and shimmy around and kill the fucker. ... Jabberwocks are easy!

Ohohoho I'm no pussy well... debatable. But I cleared that FEMA camp with no bionics used. At all. Or that silly arm moving weird shit. Don't you dare disgrace my name god damnit.

My character can take on a FEMA camp with: telescoping umbrella (Albino) bra boy shorts undershirt and come out unscarred.

I only see white and gold, what gives? On a more serious note, yes please.

ADR THINKS HE'S HOT STUFF EH TAKE A LASER GREATSWORD I MODDED IN. IM THE EQUIVALENT OF HIS BANEBLADE IN HUMAN FORM. MLG MODDER HERE. SO MUCH BIONICS I DON'T EVEN WANNA COUNT

This game is fucking great. Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead can best be described as a zombie survival game, but just so much more. The controls will make you be like "fucking unplayable" until you get a damn grip on reality, woman up, and fucking kick the shit out of everything and be the best. You wish. This game is a roguelike based in a zombie apocalypse type scenario, the game is originally ASCII but you have tilesets at your disposal. Us PROs use Retrodaysx20, but really just use whatever you feel like if you wanna play. Be warned of missing graphics if you use anything else, though. This game is so fucking diverse too. In one character, you can be a newbie martial artist who happens to know ninjutsu, and in another you can be apart of the national guard but your character is a master damn sewer and nothing else.(if you put points into tailoring). For example, my character is a heavily-mutated god-tier massive killer who only gets hurt by spitters and their damn concentrated acid. Power armor, BIONICS, what more can you fucking ask for? You can fistfight zombie hulks. You can fistfight a jabberwock. You can fistfight an actual horde. And you can do all of the above, at the same time, while DYING! FUN, RIGHT?! Here, let me share you guys MY screenshots and moments in this game. Totally none of them show off. Above are some of my current characters traits, stats and skills. Your skills can be affected by pain, which I am currently going through (FIRE FUCKING HURTS, OKAY?). FUCKING JABBERWOCKS!!!! are weak. to me. atleast. MININUKE. FUCKING MININUKE, WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT?!?!? MY CHARACTER SHOOTS LIGHTNING FROM HER HANDS AND THEN EMITS A SHOCKWAVE THAT STUNS ZOMBIES. FUCKING ULTIMATE WARRIOR HERE. HYDRAULIC MUSCLES HOLY FUCK DELICIOUS RIGHT? YOU CAN CHUG MUSTARD. CHUG MUSTARD LOOKING AT YOU, NECA. My hand slipped while trying to drink water. Just get the fucking game. http://en.cataclysmdda.com/ It might seem complicated when you first start, but it's so fucking worth it. We also have a skype chat, of which I'll go ahead and start adding people in once they decide that this game is their jam. Ahem. /rant

kitty kitty.

ill never forgive you ARE YOU CALLING US UGLY? Looking forward to the amount of WH40K shit people will send you.

reason why we can't see it is because it ain't a direct link. i tried to make it a direct link and actually seemed to fail horribly.

I mean, then it wouldn't be an issue to keep it. It's a very, VERY minor "problem" if you would even call it that. If you can just go get colored jumpsuits, I'm not sure why it's a problem to get a grey one. All in all, it's not a very important subject, so don't be surprised if this suggestion gets buried. I know I sound like an asshole here, but really, this is a very minuscule problem. You might ask, if that's a very minuscule problem, it's not gonna affect anything if we revert, but really, it's not gonna affect anything if we don't revert.

While a very cool idea, i'd still imagine that it'd be really fucking painful to code. Then again, i'm not a coder, not one bit.

That was actually my point. ... Wait, is there seriously going to be an argument on people not getting to spawn in a grey damn jumpsuit?

It's not an urgent issue or something that's a grave problem/needs to be fixed or worked upon in our to-do list. I haven't been on in a while, but I'm sure you can get vended grey jumpsuits, and when those come out, even more from cargo? If not? It really doesn't matter. If people in differently colored jumpsuits bug you, I'm not sure what wouldn't.

But who is squirell?

AM I NOW THE KAWAII MASCOT OF THIS SERVER? TAKE QINETIX, NOT ME!

PSA: Writing a fanfic about the staff and cultural festivals will net you guys an execution via unpleasant ways. Not only will not writing fanfics stop any executions, but it will also decrease suicide rates after reading fanfictions! This will then lower the bills and fines we have to pay... STOP WRITING FANFICTIONS NOW! ...NOW!

Hello, welcome back, hopefully you don't mind the changes.

I, AS THE DESPAIR OF THESE FORUMS, DECLARE THIS THREAD !!DESPAIR!! FUCK

WHY THE THE FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID YOU FUCKING DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO FUCKING DO THIS?!? NO!

Did you actually make a crew record just to justify the name "Dank Droid"? ... I applaud you.