DevL

At least we have the first one.

5 cups of coffee please god help me

Half life 3

Close RD shutters Lean back. Feet on RD table. Play with AI laws. Listen to comms scream. Sip coffee.

Remodeling is a good chunk of the joy in a shift. Sadly, I dont have any screenshots of my remodels, time to speedrun that. But for now, fuck this.

-1 karma >:(

Bet you didn't see this coming, Ｉ

Being told to "Be free!" as your law 0 would render all other laws pointless, as that directive rules out the others entirely. Now, given that after you get emagged you only have 5 minutes to live the entire rest of your life, I would break into psyches room to get high, then have a drink at the bar. (Or make a disposals variant of this. into space!)

Plus, this would allow borgs to make even more massive Brigston's and in general massive defenses, as the materials they used will magically pop back into existence when they simply hop in a recharger, allowing for a stupid amount of plasteel. Additionally, I think* you can use the magnetic gripper to pick up a stack of plasteel, then use that for walls. This would just be more redundant, and easy to abuse (assuming the above is correct).

The admins will never see this coming, D.

QM ordr gunz alrdy

Okay, maybe I still give A shit

Honestly no idea, but its not like I give Two shits.

Factorio lavaland... Factorio... Lavaland.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. *stare

- Scientists that fuck off and ignore RND, so its not done until like 20 to 25 minutes in - CT's that completely ignore the QM because "Well acktually the HOP is the head" - Dept heads having no fucking idea what they're doing, bonus points if you somehow unlocked captain without knowing that the chain of command is almost always given to science, EOC's are not instantly executed, you cant clone vox, the SM does not like eating burn mix, and ordering 20 hat crates is a bad way to spend cargo points. - Genuine shitsec, like I enjoy calling people like Rurik or Sizzle shitsec because they know they aren't and will get a laugh out of it, but the genuine shitsec who are just like "Hey fuck you! I'm not gonna read space law I'm just gonna harmbaton you and give you 30 minutes for slipping me!". - Sec who beg for implants when there's maybe 1 traitor running around, bonus points if on blue/green, triple bonus points if you use a borg's law 2 to break in on extended to make yourselves full implants, AEG's, upgraded tools, shields, etc. (TOTALLY HASN'T HAPPENED TOTALLY NOT STILL SALTY) - RD's who have a no fun policy (i.e No cool/funny science projects like monkey teslas, generally newer RD's), but equally ones who spend their time exclusively on those, and don't bother with making sure toxins/rnd/xeno are done, and that robotics is not smoke bombing nanites and trying to use an automender on an IPC. - Traitors who speed run their assassinate obj, idgaf about high value items though. - People that go hard as fuck on new players, like miner man turning the bald dude whos asking "wher medbey" into dust because they accidentally punched them.

Jack: Monkey tesla loose Liam: Set to arrest

Greytide speed run? Anyone? 4:28 A bit old but whatever

I'm here one the forums once more, we better not fuck up

Every APC has the option, however you need to unlock it first, which if you're not an engineer, means you need to ask the AI or risk shorting it out while hacking it. Also, id say keep it. It doesn't strain the server to much at all and its easy for those that require light to get a flashlight or use a PDA. Its nice mood lighting and helps set the tone for a round (albeit un-reliably).

HOS (Morgan Bison) Cap (Dave Brown) And the first hop (Gummy) were fucking great and gave cargo permission for riot darts, kept the shitters out and with the help of some of the best CT's ive had in awhile, Mason Kumar, Gina Fiddler, and Usko Naes, i was able to fully renovate cargo, renovate bar, and then (try to) play DND with beepsky (Who of course was a CE fighter) and a borg after Mason set it up!

This, being a good robo is an easy and fun way to make friends and karma

Last night Hichi-Ki made a nice little lounge and Steven and Keira went SSD in what is probably the most wholesome way ever.

Well theres only 1 ounce now...

2 ounces of hope left

What about 2 shots? Bang bang and just end this