IPC unit Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots (B.E.E.R)

[Chronarch]

Name: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots (B.E.E.R)

Age: 33

Gender: Male

Race: Integrated Positronic Chassis (IPC)

Blood Type: N/A

General Occupational Role(s): Bartender

Biography: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots, called B.E.E.R from here on out, was created on a planet that was known as "The planet of the bars." B.E.E.R was designed to serve drinks in bars across the planet; with one hand looking like a cup holder, and his internal memory linked to various databases of recipes. Turns out, a planet's economy cannot be supported by only bars, and so the economy crashed. As the planet descended into chaos, B.E.E.R left, and has been serving drinks around the galaxy ever since. 

After a while, B.E.E.R found the NSS Cyberiad, and came on board as a bartender. He immediately took a liking to the place and the crew there. B.E.E.R has been working on the Cyberiad for two years.

B.E.E.R is now happily married to L.I.L.Y.

They spent their honeymoon in an undisclosed location. When asked further, B.E.E.R simply lit a cigarette, and walked away.

Qualifications: Bartender, Pilot

 

Employment Records: Bartender since manufacture.

 

Security Records: Was a religious fanatic once

Multiple counts of aggravated assault. One victim found in disposals, cablecuffed, heavily burnt; with glass shards in their head and broken ribs. Detective found beanbag fibres on the victim's chest. B.E.E.R defended his position with claims of "I warned them" and "Should have stayed on their own goddamn side of the counter."

Head of Security's note: Always ask B.E.E.R to step out from behind the counter.

Medical Records: This crew member is an IPC, take them to robotics.

Psychologist's notes: B.E.E.R seems to be quite depressed, despite his apparent chipper nature. He also seems to be suffering from PTSD, due to some incident in his past. 

B.E.E.R appears to cope with this condition by drinking and smoking in times of stress.

B.E.E.R now wears a gold locket, and seems quite attached to it. Any attempts to open or remove it are responded to with violence. Will see if he can talk more of it.

 

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text): A machine designed entirely to run a bar or drink it.

Speaks in a deep monotone voice, but you seem to get the impression that he is relaxed.

His chassis looks rather new, apart from a huge crack across his screen, and a lot of scratches on the monitor

 

 

Commendations [only to be added by admin]:

 

 

Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes: A few renditions of B.E.E.R

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Credit: @Pawneax

 

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Credit: @PhantasmicDream

 

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Credit: @gangelwaefre

 

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Credit: @FeiH

A christmas gift from @Odieman!

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Credit: @Benjaminfallout

 

 

Edited February 21, 2018 by Chronarch
New pic, thanks!

[Tayswift]

Oh hey, an IPC with a abbreviation name that's actually an abbreviation and not just a word with periods in between Yay!

[James5734]

B.E.E.R. Means something

Dear God....

[Chronarch]

7 hours ago, Tayswift said:

Oh hey, an IPC with a abbreviation name that's actually an abbreviation and not just a word with periods in between Yay!

Most of my IPCs have the abbreviation mean something, which is why they have such... "creative" names.

[ZN23X]

On 5/16/2017 at 1:47 AM, Tayswift said:

Oh hey, an IPC with a abbreviation name that's actually an abbreviation and not just a word with periods in between Yay!

Not to mention...the LEAST likely I was expecting to have some meaning behind the abbreviation. Well done @Chronarch! A+++

Don't judge a b̶o̶o̶k̶ bot by its cover!

Edited May 18, 2017 by ZN23X

[Chronarch]

Updated with new information and added a year to his age

[Chronarch]

Updated for recent events, and added some info

[Chronarch]

Looks like B.E.E.R met with his psychologist again.

[Chronarch]

Added a new picture.

Thanks, @gangelwaefre!

 

[Chronarch]

New art by @Benjaminfallout!

This is like the fifth ping they've gotten from me in the past 5 minutes