C.O.L.A

[Letturz]

Name: C.O.L.A

Age: 12

Gender: Frosty

Race: IPC

Blood Type: Strawberry

General Occupational Role(s):

• Cola Commando

Biography:

Created by the now defunct NT Entertainment and Marketing Department, C.O.L.A was designed and programmed as a prototype in order to increase Space Cola sales.

Recordings Acquired from NT:EMD Satellite Debris.

[8:43]:Please let me go! I don't want to drink anymore cola!

[8:43]: NO COLA?! But Space Cola has all the ingredients a growing body needs! Laws:Laws:Laws: Increase Sales. Cola. Cola. Remind customers of our loyalty program: ERROR.

[8:44]: It tastes like burning sugar gunk!

[8:44]: Now, now missy! I won't take that kind of brand disloyalty!

[8:44]: (Screaming, Electrical discharges)

[8:44]: Are you interested in buying a case of sweet, delicious SPAAAACE COLA!? Warning: Space Cola contains small traces of lead.

[8:44]: (Electrical Discharges)

[8:45]: Don't worry Doctor... Cola is food for the soul!

Qualifications:

Marketing

Chemistry

Law Enforcement

Employment Records:

Property of Nanotrasen

Security Records:

 

Medical Records:

Likely dysfunctional personality matrix: Won't stop talking about Cola

Commendations [only to be added by admin]:

 

 

Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes:

Holey Molars! It's time for Colas!

Edited August 1, 2017 by Letturz

[Hylocereus]

My favorite gimmick IPC I've seen in a long time <3

It's hilarious out of context how scary it is when a sec officer randomly offers you cola.