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I know this sounds silly, but hear me out.

Some shifts it is nearly impossible to get spare limbs in a timely manner.
Either the geneticists are taking apart the station as hulk, turned themselves into a monkey or don't know how to use a monkey cube to begin with. So organic limbs are not an option.
So you decide to go to reobotics, only to see them fucking off in a phazon or beating a damaged IPC to smithereens with a crowbar because they don't know better.

So you have a limbless clown in your OR. No spare limbs, no prosthetics. Wheelchairs are scarce. What to do?

Baseball Bats.

Simply get a few wooden planks, craft one bat, pick limb reattachment surgery and stick the bat where his leg used to be.
If it gets damaged, repair it with a tape roll for brute and a screwdriver for burn damage.
We could also use bats for arms which only become usable if both hands are free.

I'm serious, though. Why don't we have peg legs?

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