Streaky Haddock Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Remove the Clown job, and add in a disability (or trait depending on when Ponies does his trait thing) that makes you spawn with a clown mask, makes you start clumsy, have a rainbow pen/crayon in your PDA and have a bike horn in your pocket. Clown Captain go. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qinetix Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 A clown is enough. More however may lead me to become a serial killer that only kills clowns in the most grotesque ways. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-7402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-7412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted June 19, 2014 Author Posted June 19, 2014 you are all miserable fun-hating people. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-7416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampyrBytes Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 A clown is enough. More however may lead me to become a serial killer that only kills clowns in the most grotesque ways. No... you don't mean... You'll become a MIME!? Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-7419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qinetix Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 A clown is enough. More however may lead me to become a serial killer that only kills clowns in the most grotesque ways. No... you don't mean... You'll become a MIME!? Ever heard of Francise Jaques? That's my mime char , she is a veteran of the Great Clown Mime war and was a Spec Ops Commando, she killed a lot of clowns both on and off station. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-7443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flimflamm Posted October 27, 2014 Posted October 27, 2014 I support this idea... Make clown and mime people be a karma unlock... Although they would need some sort of benefit because I'm not sure who is going to spend karma on a genetically deficient clown or a mute mime. when they can just go to the clown planet and get gear for role play. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-13880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted October 27, 2014 Author Posted October 27, 2014 well they get a clown mask, a banana and a bike horn those are your perks Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-13885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flimflamm Posted October 27, 2014 Posted October 27, 2014 Not good enough. Clown all-slip PDA or no deal... Anyone can get about one hundred of each of those things with a quick saunter to the clown planet Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-13897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted October 28, 2014 Author Posted October 28, 2014 which is why it isn't such a big deal to implement this Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-13900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkyninja Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 The main reason I'd have any real objection to this is the typical shift I decide to go on as Captain, all I can imagine is as follows, Neil Wilkinson is the Captain Neil Wilkinson says [Command] : "Alright heads, sign in!" Honkington McHonkers says [Command] : "HoS signing in HONK" Mr Jingles says [Command] : "HoP here HONK HONK" Fartface McGiggles says [Command] : "CE here, you can definitely rely on me and my clown engineers! HUWNKE" Blasto McFriendlyface says [Command] : "RD here, HOOOOONK" Happy McMalpractise says [Command] : "CMO here honk.." H.O.N.K says [Command] : "I am your HONKing AI for this shift. Now, think that this next statement is said very literally both in game and IRL; Neil Wilkinson says [Command] : "Oh God Dammit." EDIT: And YES. They ALL have descendants from Ireland. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-13932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumiluntti Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 If this gets implimented, I'll play vox clown nurse and kiss your boo-boos away. I dare you. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-13980 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifixs Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 More Mimes and Clowns would only improve station performance, it is known. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/1421-half-serious-suggestion-clown-disability/#findComment-14020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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