Commander Clucky the Wise

[Bawbles]

Forgive the copy/paste as narrative but this was just too good.

Chitchatting in the therapist's office when:

You hear something squeezing through the ducts.

Qatqat Mirag yelps!

Valerie W. Stroh says, "Woah"

Qatqat Mirag pets the Commander Clucky.x3

Valerie W. Stroh exclaims, "Its Clucky!"

Commander Clucky croons, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!"

Valerie W. Stroh pets the Commander Clucky.x2

Qatqat Mirag pets the Commander Clucky.

Valerie W. Stroh pets the Commander Clucky.

 

Lifesign Alert

 

Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard NSS Cyberiad. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation.

 

Valerie W. Stroh claps.

Qatqat Mirag shouts, "Clucky!"

Commander Clucky croons, "Bwaak bwak."

Qatqat Mirag pets the Commander Clucky.

Valerie W. Stroh pets the Commander Clucky.

Qatqat Mirag yells, "I think she's trying to tell us something!"

Commander Clucky clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!"

Valerie W. Stroh unbuckles themselves from the psych bed.

Commander Clucky nuzzles Qatqat Mirag.

Valerie W. Stroh asks, "What is it Clucky?"

Valerie W. Stroh does a flip!

Qatqat Mirag asks, "Timmy in the gravity well?"

Commander Clucky nuzzles the poster - Power.x3

Commander Clucky nuzzles the poster - Power.x2

Valerie W. Stroh asks, "A singularity?"

Commander Clucky nuzzles the status display.

Commander Clucky nuzzles the status display.x3

Commander Clucky nuzzles the Psych Room Air Alarm.x2

Commander Clucky nuzzles the Psych Room Air Alarm.

Qatqat Mirag asks, "Engineering?"

Valerie W. Stroh asks, "The status of the singularity in Atmos?"

Commander Clucky clucks, "Bwaak bwak."

Commander Clucky nuzzles the poster - Power.x2

Valerie W. Stroh asks, "You want power?"

Commander Clucky clucks, "Cluck!"

Qatqat Mirag asks, "The engine?"

Commander Clucky croons, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!"

Commander Clucky clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!"

Qatqat Mirag says, "Hmm"

Valerie W. Stroh says, "Something about the engine."

Commander Clucky croons, "Bwaak bwak."

Commander Clucky clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!"

Commander Clucky nuzzles the poster - Power.x2

Qatqat Mirag asks, "Can you take us?"

Qatqat Mirag claps.

Valerie W. Stroh asks, "Space..?"

Commander Clucky nuzzles Escape Airlock.x2

Commander Clucky nuzzles Escape Airlock.x2

Valerie W. Stroh asks, "You.. want in space?"

Commander Clucky croons, "Bwaak bwak."

Valerie W. Stroh says, "Oh.."

Your lit cigarette goes out.

Qatqat Mirag asks, "We need to escape?"

After a few attempts, Valerie W. Stroh manages to light the the cheap lighter.

After some fiddling, Valerie W. Stroh manages to light her cigarette with the cheap lighter.

Valerie W. Stroh quietly shuts off the the cheap lighter.

Commander Clucky clucks, "Cluck!"x2

Commander Clucky clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!"

Qatqat Mirag says, "I don't-"

Commander Clucky clucks, "Bwaak bwak."

Valerie W. Stroh talks into the medical radio headset

[Common] Valerie W. Stroh (Therapist) says, "Hey uh AI... Clucky wants an airlock opened."

Qatqat Mirag claps.

Commander Clucky clucks, "Cluck!"

Commander Clucky croons, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!"

[Common] Terminus (AI) states, "Clucky is not crew"

Valerie W. Stroh talks into the medical radio headset

[Common] Valerie W. Stroh (Therapist) says, "Well I am crew."

Valerie W. Stroh talks into the medical radio headset

Valerie W. Stroh says, "Open please."

[Common] Valerie W. Stroh (Therapist) says, "Open please."

Valerie W. Stroh does a flip!

[Common] Ahkkatika (Engine Technician) says, "HELPS"

Qatqat Mirag points to Escape Airlock

Valerie W. Stroh claps.

Valerie W. Stroh points to Escape Airlock

Valerie W. Stroh claps.

Qatqat Mirag yelps!

Valerie W. Stroh screams!

Qatqat Mirag yells, "We just spaced the chicken!"

Qatqat Mirag yelps!

[Common] Ahkkatika (Engine Technician) says, "MEDBAY SOUTHS"

Valerie W. Stroh screams!

Qatqat Mirag asks, "WHY DID WE DO THAT?"

[Common] Krichahka (Station Engineer) shouts, "Ohno, KIN!"

[Common] Ahkkatika (Engine Technician) exclaims, "Helps!"

Valerie W. Stroh says, "I HAVE NO IDEA"

 

Lo and behold there were xenos that took over most of the station and had to be nuked.

We escaped to the safety of the mining prison with a few others.

Clucky tried to warn us. We failed Clucky.

Edited March 29, 2019 by Bawbles
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