The ability to teach poly, the chef engis pet, new lines to say.

[Lonelyspaceman]

This be a pretty small suggestion, but would be neat if it was possible to teach him new stuff to say.

[Pennwick]

Poly and other parrots already do this. Every so often they'll learn a phrase spoken recently and add it to its random sayings. However since Poly starts with 14 phrases memorized you're somewhat unlikely to hear your new one.

[MrMagolor]

People should really make flaptonium more often