Change the Standard Operating Procedure (Service) of the Chef to include some basic anti Ant measures.

[Lonelyspaceman]

Currently, the SOP of the chef looks like this:

1. The Chef is not permitted to use the corpses of deceased personnel for meat unless given specific permission from the Chief Medical Officer. Exception is made for changelings and any other executed personnel not slated for Borgifications;

2. The Chef is permitted to use Ambrosia and other such light narcotics in the production of food;

3. The Chef must produce at least three (3) dishes of any food within twenty (20) minutes. Failure to do so is to be considered a breach of Standard Operating Procedure;

4. The Chef is not permitted to leave the kitchen unattended for longer than fifteen (15) minutes if there is no food available for consumption. Exception is made if there are no ingredients, or if the Kitchen is unusable/a hazard zone

 

The problem with the current SOP is that it fully allows the chef to just leave food lying around on the ground, risking ant damage to the crew. When I once tried as Internal Affairs Agent to report such a careless chef to the HoP, I was pointed to the fact that the chef was not actually breaking SOP. A chef should have to take care that his food doesn't eat the crew back from the inside.

A new law could be added along the lines of "The Chef must make sure that his food contains no substances that deal harm upon ingestion." This would be wide enough to include ants and any other potential future food invaders.

Edited April 22, 2019 by Lonelyspaceman
"SoP" changed into "SOP"

[Kyet]

@TullyBBurnalot

[Veterankyl]

Ants are a harmful, so would that fall under Space law of Battery?

[Call_me_Arty]

I have eaten way too many damn ants to not agree with this.

[Spacemanspark]

Tbh I'd just call it a workplace hazard.

[Ninjack_Aus]

Honestly, Just raid vending machines, the chef is basically useless boyos.

Edited May 20, 2019 by Ninjack_Aus

[Call_me_Arty]

11 hours ago, Ninjack_Aus said:

Honestly, Just raid vending machines, the chef is basically useless boyos.

A bag of 4-No-Raisins cannot begin to compare to a tender, station-cooked meal made with love, and trace amounts of amanitin.

[Ninjack_Aus]

10 hours ago, Call_me_Arty said:

A bag of 4-No-Raisins cannot begin to compare to a tender, station-cooked meal made with love, and trace amounts of amanitin.

No witty come back? We don't like your kind here, go home helppleaseicantbreathe

[davidchan]

Inb4 engineering borgs/drones just start spamming tables through the kitchen so chef doesn't have floor space to allow ants to propagate.

[Ninjack_Aus]

Honestly, just replace the whole station with tables, people can walk on it fine and it will make tabling and slaughtering the station much easier.