ConfectionCore Posted September 24, 2019 Posted September 24, 2019 Let's share our YASD experiences, SS13 style! Here's an example of a YASD list for Spelunky players. Feel free to add as much or as little detail as you want! I'll start off with some of my own: Befriending a player as a mouse, being placed on their head, then being carried into a low pressure/air environment. Ah, the tragedy. Having someone in robotics, or worse, the roboticist, stuck with an abductor EMP implant while being an IPC in there trying to get fixed from EMPs. Dying as a plasmeme by toxins from chugging plasma dust because why not? 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamon Posted September 24, 2019 Posted September 24, 2019 Figure out that as a guardian, you mine rocks at insane speed. Help miner collect enormous amount of materials. Gibtonite explodes immediatly on hit. There are 3 gibtonite ores in one place. Be tator of any kind. Target is miner. Lure to mining, try to track target by gps. Walk around narrow corridors in-between rocks. Target should be nearby. Just around the corner. Turn. Out of nowhere, colossus. And it is getting closer. Tesla is loose. Walk around in engi hardsuit and insulated gloves. You are immune, laugh at tesla, save people. Tesla is smart. It jumps directly ontop of you, dusting you. Be vampire. Forget about it. Space adventure time. 5 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-134739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazdon Posted September 24, 2019 Posted September 24, 2019 Be robotcist. Hijack botanist has been releasing syndie-bees for the last 10 minutes. Know this. Open the shutters anyway. Open the windoor anyway. Get attacked by a single bee. Decide to run away, straight into the main bee infested hallway. Get added on to the massive pile of bee-stung corpses Still one of the most hilarious hijacks I've seen. I think the guy killed like 50% of the station or something crazy until sec managed to take him down. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-134771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Blaze Posted September 25, 2019 Posted September 25, 2019 Be miner. Forget to turn on flashlight. Turn on to a pack of three golliaths. Get stunlocked and beaten to death. Be miner again. Find evil base. Get permission to raid from captain. Get RCD and friends. Forget matter cartridge. Decide to drop beacon and Fulton to station. Storm. Decide to throw shelter for some reason. Storm starts. Fulton anyway. Die 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-134951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokebro2000 Posted September 26, 2019 Posted September 26, 2019 Be IPC. Start gardening. Giant spiders announced. Have great idea. Keep bug spray on self. Giant spider climbs out of vent. Attempt to use bug spray on said giant spider. Nothing happens. Die. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-135028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kommando Posted September 26, 2019 Posted September 26, 2019 Be miner. find tentacle. destroy tentacle. be stunlocked by goliath. fall down chasm 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-135045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampaiii Posted September 27, 2019 Posted September 27, 2019 Be CE. Build BSA room. Neglect to fill room with air. Open door to properly pressurized area filled with random equipment. Break every bone by having said equipment thrown at you at light speed. (Addition: Forget your suit sensors. Give the Blueshield a heart attack.) 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-135087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazboo Posted September 27, 2019 Posted September 27, 2019 Be observer. Watch Mechanic break into Syndie Depot with enough tools to build another miracle. Watch Mechanic break through walls. Watch Mechanic break into trap room filled with plasma tiles and a welded shut plasma airlock. Watch Mechanic be smart enough not to-- nevermind, he welded the plasma airlock, chain reaction, everything burns and blows up, Mechanic dies to depot explosion blast. Good stuff. 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-135091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 (edited) Tator fakes stumbling in the arcade and dropping a pizza box. "Hahaha, that's obviously a pizza bomb" I open the pizza. It's a pizza bomb. Edited October 6, 2019 by Lars 4 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-135430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_bigless Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 Casually minding my own business in the halls. Some civilian with a flashlight is running past. Suddenly, i get instakilled. It was him. No one bats an eye. Thankfully, said tatoraide had the decency to deliver me over to Robotics afterwards. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-135434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel0 Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 Be a first time IAA. A document is sent to my office titled: "VERY IMPORTANT!". I stupidly fax the document on thinking the Rep or whoever sent it intended it to go to Central Command. Get made into a cluwne. Greytide beats me to death for my crime of simply existing. Central Command did not appreciate the ass attached to the otherwise blank stamped document. 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-135438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trololiver112 Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 Be AI. Blob infected mouse exists. ;BLOB MY SAT Die, and people keep asking me to open doors. smh my head 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-138660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeanOS Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 Battling Blob in xenobio. Prime an acid grenade I made to clear blob tiles. Get put into crit and collapse by application of accelerator cannon to back of head. Drop acid grenade at feet which finishes me off. Get nuggeted by blobbernauts. 1 3 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-138666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinnikonnie Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 >Be Borg >Swarmers followed by Terror Spiders >Manual Quarantine Lawset >Terror Spiders not dealt with at shift end >Oh no > 1v50 at escape as single borg >Die 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-138681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
streather Posted January 8, 2020 Posted January 8, 2020 Be pod pilot. Hear there is a plasma fire in escape. become curious... the pod can survive space and being around the tesla... can it survive fire? Park in the fire to see if the pod is fire proof Be surprised when the pod despawns entirely despite having 100% health and finding my self suddenly in the middle of a plasma fire. Die because I'm an ipc and ipc's get put into hard crit by a slight breeze. 1 1 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-138683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted January 9, 2020 Posted January 9, 2020 Be me, IPC warden. Processing a Sleeping Carp user for perma alone because no one would listen to my repeated calls for an assistant officer. Shove him in isolation for the the time being. Stun, uncuff, stun again... He gets right back up almost instantly and punches my limbs off to death Sit in robotics for 15 minutes getting revived, find out prisoner was executed for murder, go cryo because the lack of assistance made me grumpy. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-138734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConfectionCore Posted March 26, 2020 Author Posted March 26, 2020 So I've been mining lately, and my experience have varied in amazingly wildly ways. For example: I got Gluttony's Blessing, and messed around for a while as a morph. Turned into the DNA vault, and screeched into escape using me commands to yell at everyone that I was there to steal their DNA. I immediately got murdered by a terrified sentient bear. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-142146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolverth Posted May 11, 2020 Posted May 11, 2020 Getting carded as an AI by a cling. Cling is killed by sec. Being put with the cling in the incinerator while screaming "I'M STILL IN HIS BAG". Incinerator is turn on. No more AI. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-143816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedYordle Posted May 11, 2020 Posted May 11, 2020 Be AI. (W0LF.ai) CE can mist as a full powered vampire and cards me, everything off. Robot chat gone ignored. CE walking past CMO, security, random crew. Me trying to *scream to get attention. 2 security Voxes heard but could not locate me. CE misted in vault. Threats to kill me if I continued. Continued anyway knowing they wouldn’t. Command finally notes I am missing after 30 minutes. Random Vox who I screamed early commented that they did hear me when CE walked by. CE uncatchable, eats a random crew in arrival escape pod. Sec Pod did find CE but was quickly floored and thrown to space. I get yelled at in OOC for not getting anyone’s attention. *shrugs* 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-143833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntentEldiablo Posted May 11, 2020 Posted May 11, 2020 Where do i even begin..... 2 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-143836 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalRedshirt Posted May 11, 2020 Posted May 11, 2020 5 minutes after the shift started(miner), immediately ran head first into a goliath and a legion the moment I reached a tunnel. Didn't notice the tendrils until it was too late. Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-143837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandyBoy Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 I touched a random stationary cow in space and got gibbed within 2 ticks 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-147441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lalchi Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 Be miner Take advanced plasma cutter Use it to cut throught the rocks Hit the megafauna hiding behind Be traitor do all your objectif Find a syndifriend Syndifriend has subverted AI and emmaged borg with him Go on engi pod before shuttle launch with emmaged borg inside Trashtalk command for the lolz Borgs explodes Die on the double explosion 3 minute before the end. Use a random DNA injector found on the ground (speaking of DNA) Be geneticist Search for power Be not carefull and inject yourself radiation Ohshit.png Put a new monkey on clone pod make a clean SE Inject clean SE Realize you forgot to turn the monkey into a human Transform into a monkey Seek CMO for help CMO realize what happens CMO takes you to gen cloning pod and kills you with radiation CMO takes you to surgery and take out your brain CMO was traitor and you were his target CMO : "who killed geneticist ?" round time : 0:15 2 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-147449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalRedshirt Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 They may not all be deaths, and they may not all be stupid, but I'm shilling my thread in the Stories area anyway. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-147453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veterankyl Posted August 14, 2020 Posted August 14, 2020 Have a vampire use its glass shattering screech while you have a plasma fire burning in the toxins burn chamber, resulting in a plasma fire outside of the burn chamber. Both of us died. 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/17010-yasd-yet-another-stupid-death-thread/#findComment-147494 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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