YASD [Yet Another Stupid Death] Thread

[WombatWave]

Be HoS

Multiphase is out of energy

No tools because I had other business to attend to

Go to office

Sentient Rainbow Slime crawls through vent in office

ohshit.png

Proceed to be be attacked by slime

Eventually bludgeon slime with harmbaton

Falls into crit and dies

Be cloned

[Landerlow]

This was a long time ago.

> be magistrate
>not in bridge
>nukies announced
>another person makes a bomb with *clap as trigger to set it off
>I come back to bridge
>guy tells me "we made a bomb to kill the nukies when they come to the bridge"
>I clap enthusiastically in response ......
>bomb goes off
>bridge blown up
>people dead
>people going capslock in LOOC
>me dying of laughter
>apologised to admins
>become admin long itme later
>talk to admins about that some time random because suddenly remembering the event
>some remember the event, tell me they cried with laughter

 

[robveelben]

- Be captain

- Was given a dice

- Blueshield said do not roll it

-proceed to roll it

- Nat 20 (nice)

- Blueshield Ran

- Confused.png

- Everyone screaming

- Toxin bom lvl 20 active

- Dead Captain.

[Shaw]

>blob in turbine

>rush in with energy gun kiting a blobbernaught 

>baldy Mcminer decides he wants to use his RIPLEY mech armed with a simple drill against the blob. 

>Baldy decides the best path is the straight one and PUSHES me against my will into the blob, with no means of going around due to cramped maint tunnels. 

>scream “YOU KILLED ME, ASSHOLE!” With my dying breath. 

[DevL]

> Normal shift as scientist
> Teaching baldie grenades
> Tell him how to detonate it
> "Like this?"

[Landerlow]

Oh I have another one from way back, don't know if I was even a mentor at the time..

>be roundstart HOS
>decide 'hey, I'm going to get the secHUD implant for a change
>go to medbay
>find surgeon
>put on surgery ta ble
>anasthetic
>get decapitated 5 minutes in, turns out doctor was an antag

>cried salty tears in an ahelp for admin pats and just observed the round

 

 

lol

[Xyd]

• Be pod pilot
• Have eager sec officer recruit wanting to ride along in pod
• HoS approves
• EoC seen in space. Armed and dangerous.
• Spot him
• Stun him with pod tasers
• Advise recruit to watch my back
• Go to make the arrest, EoC gets up fairly quick. Desword comes out
• Recruit hops out of pod. Tasers me in the back by accident
• We both die
• Lesson: should have stayed in pod and made him do the arrest

 

 

 

[Shaw]

>Be traitor with HoS gun objective

>Buy surplus crate solo for the meme

>It contains a trick revolver 

>Break into EVA for a space raid into HoS office

>Steal the mime’s space suit as it was only one left

>The mime just so happens to see me

>I flee into maints

>Mime gives chase

>Flee out airlock

>Mime still chases

>Stare at mime as they try to punch me to death while they take space+oxy damage 

>Casually drop the trick revolver 

>They grab it

>Click 

>Honk.

[Shadowradar1212]

quite a while ago, I think last year round?

 

>be ranged holopara in an IPC

>somehow get my master to get all they need to greentext

>doing fairly well, nothing is wron- "Level 5 biohazard aboard the station, all personnel must contain the outbreak"

>okay, alright... my master wants to know the situation, they're currently in a pod knowing if they should move to space or not.

>alright, scout mode, lets move over a bit...

>move over blob tile for a split second to look at a blob situation..

>instantly ghosted... huh? that ain't right... what just happened, did the blob delete me or something...?

>click orbit see master in dchat from halfway across the station

>well fuck...

Edited September 30, 2022 by Shadowradar1212

[Shaw]

>Be agent 

>want to buy surplus (meme strong)

>find 1x2 hole in maints to purchase my lovely crate

>bolt the door shut to prevent any maint dwellers from stealing muh loot

>buy the surplus

>in addition to the usual goodies, it includes a stetchkin, a silencer, and a false bottomed briefcase!

>incredible! The perfect combo to perform ranged stealth kills!

>momentarily forget how to open the briefcase

>use the briefcase in hand

>”HWAT’S THIS?!”

>Oh lord please no 

>”AN OVERABUNDANCE OF BEES IN THE WORKPLACE?!”

>God please I thought it was a false bottomed briefcase

>”MY BRIEFCASE FULL OF BEES OUGHTA PUT A STOP TO THAT!”

>Find myself in a 2x1 space.

>Door bolted shut.

>With a briefcase full of angry Syndie Bees. 
 

 

[Mitchs98]

>Be me

>Chase a syndicate mans around a machine 5 times in a very comical fashion

>Baton out, ready to strike

>Hit self(pre baton nerf)

>Syndicate beats my ass with my own baton

 

We've all been here.

[PotatoCatWithaHat]

>be HoS

>terror spiders reported 

 

>1 tile in bar gets breached to spaced

 

>it’s repaired but there are a bunch of small items that are just covering the tile that was breached to space 
 

>slip on banana peel while going into bar maints that was apparently under said pile of stuff 

 

>get owned by two reds and a green waiting behind the doorway

 

>sit in dead chat and watch 12 other players all run in and slip on the same banana one by one only to get eaten by terrors waiting behind the airlock 

 

[AidanFair68]

Tot scientist. Make 2 golems to help. Mats are non existent. Wanna get started so just use the nearest material to make them. Plasma.

Buy syndie loot crate. Get holopara and rapid chem injector. Decide to get the golems to kill the HoS (my target) with chems. Start making a war crime mix. tell golems to get IDs from HoP and get holopara to scout in the meantime.

Make some chlorine tri-fluoride. It's heating. I start taking damage (holopara saw a chance to take out the HoS but got owned). Plasma golems return just as the C3F is about to cook. Try to tell them to leave but I just gasp.

C3F cooks and sets off something else that must of been on the floors or something. Whole sci chem goes up in flame, welder tank blows. Plasma golems were a bad idea. Both explode. I die.

Redtext, but worth it cause it was funny.