Crew Record: Cyrano

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Name: 'Cyrano' [Name changed legally as of xx-xx-25xx]

Age: 25

Gender: Female

Race: Skrell

Blood Type: AB+

General Occupational Role(s): Chef, Bartender

 

Biography:

Cyrano is an example of a Skrell that has eschewed her own culture for another; in this case human culture.

The Skrell now known as Cyrano was born in 2538, on one of Qerrballak's rimworld colonies. Early on in life, she was introduced to human culture through offworld trade. From then on, she spent her days obsessing over human cuisine and chefs, mostly the ones from 500 year old cooking shows.

Starting in 2552, she worked entry-level jobs in a variety of restaurants around the colony, eventually earning enough money to leave for greener pastures: Earth. It is there that she learned how to cook real human food, or at least, her own approximation of such. Some time over the course of her studies on Earth, she gained the attention of one of the larger media companies, and starred in her very own cooking show, seen throughout most of SolGov's territories. The first known episode aired sometime around early 2556.

Cyrano has gained a small following from this, with the two main reported reasons for watching her being “her unique cultural variations on traditional dishes” and “I don't care about cooking, I just like the anxious little green girl”. NT's morale division has taken notice of this, and has made a deal with (read: bought out) the media company that hired her. Now, she makes occasional guest appearances on various NT facilities all across the galaxy, where her unique personality (read: crippling lack of social skills) comes to the forefront. Surprisingly, her favourite has been the NSS Cyberiad, in the Epsilon Eridani sector.

 

Qualifications:

Cyrano is a certified chef, with multiple accolades and awards in this field.

Employment Records:

2552-2554: A variety of small restaurants on her home colony. Various jobs are listed, such as Waitress, Assistant Chef, and other low-level positions.

2556 – Present: Entertainment Chef, “Cyrano's Kitchen” on SolNetwork.

2560 – Present: Chef aboard various NT stations, and occasional bartender aboard the same.

Security Records:

No major incidents reported as of yet.

Medical Records:

No major medical emergencies have happened so far, but medical personnel are advised to keep an eye on Cyrano's habit of having small amounts of meat “just to see what it is like.” Nothing has arisen from this practice yet, but, as Skrell are herbivores, it may potentially be dangerous.

Personnel Photo:

Cyrano is a typical example of a Skrell. She is a little shorter than most of her kind, and has a concerned-looking tilt to her eyes, but other than that she is your usual greenish, tentacle-headed girl.

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Other Notes:

Despite the scandal in 2558, Cyrano has never had any association with the dubious and lurid “wetskrell.nt” site, apart from, in her words, “maybe checking it out in [her] free time once, but only to see what it was, not for any of, uh, that stuff.”

 

Edited December 6, 2019 by Wario Apologist