Story of a Mime

[Veloxi]

Golden spawned into the round as a Mime.

She walked next door to find the Clown Silly Willy Billy in his office.

Golden tried to get the Clown to give her his spare uniform; the Clown said no, Mimes and Clowns are enemies, so no suit for Golden.

Golden went to Med Bay and convinced a Coroner to get her a Crew Pinpointer from the NanoMed Plus; as luck would have it, Silly Willy Billy had his suit sensors on!

Golden hounded Silly Willy Billy, attempting to knock him down and steal his Clown suit off his body.
Silly Willy Billy did not like this, and called for Security to arrest Golden.

Golden decided to take a different tactic, and approached the HoP at the line; PDA: Can I have Clown access to play a prank on my friend the Clown?
HoP: 'Sure, why not', and Golden got access to the Clown's office and locker!

Golden went over and pulled the Clown's locker into her office and emptied the contents on the floor, then returned the locker to the Clown's office.
While attempting to dress in the Clown gear, Silly Billy Willy came back to his office and saw Golden had stolen everything!
Silly Billy Willy knocked Golden down, and took everything back, including Golden's ID and PDA; Golden was trapped in her own office, with no means of communication!
Fortunately, Silly Billy Willy was kind, and allowed Golden to get her ID and PDA back.

However, when Silly Billy Willy went away, Golden doubled-back and again stole the Clown equipment.
Silly Billy Willy also came back, but instead of being angry, now regarded Golden as a fellow Clown and one less enemy.

Golden got her Title changed to Mute Clown and wandered around the station for a bit.
Ian as Santa's Corgi Helper nuzzled up to Golden and dragged her to the Brig, all the way into Cell 1, and buckled her to the bed.
Golden waited around with Ian in Cell 1 for awhile, then decided to dress in the prison outfit: Orange jumpsuit, Orange shoes, Prisoner ID
After playing Prisoner for awhile in the Brig, she decided to Break Out and run around the station as an escapee!

Golden and Ian wandered around, then saw Med Bay. She jumped into the DNA Scanner hoping that the nearby medical staff would scan her.
The medical staff didn't say anything, so Golden left the scanner and wandered around some more.

Golden decided to put her Mime clothes back on, so went to the Clown's office to reclaim them.
Silly Willy Billy caught Golden in his office and asked nearby Security Borg SHARK to arrest her for trespassing.
SHARK put on the zip ties and hauled Golden, still in full orange prisoner suit, to Processing in the brig.

SHARK left without saying a word, and added no arrest notes to Golden's file.
When Warden NT-SAM showed up, they were very confused: Golden wasn't set to arrest, had no prior arrests, no prior notes, but was in full prisoner outfit?
Did Golden escape from Perma? But Perma'd for what crime? What is going on in this brig?

Golden pointed to Cell 1 Locker and NT-SAM took her back to where her gear was stored.
Golden used her PDA to relay the story of self-dressing as a prisoner and 'breaking out' to play escapee.
NT-SAM said the story was funny and let Golden go, and she dressed in the Clown outfit she left in the Brig cell.

Golden took the Clown outfit back to the Clown's office, and,
once again, Silly Willy Billy was there and upset that the Mime was in his office.
After getting fully dressed in Mime gear, and leaving the Clown gear behind, Silly Willy Billy seemed happy the Mime was finally leaving his stuff alone.

Golden was hungry and went over to the bar to grab a can of chicken soup.
Downing the soup, she heard Chief Engineer J'eff on the radio: AI locate the Mute Clown Golden
Golden PDA'd J'eff to say: 'I'm at the bar'

A few moments later, J'eff showed up: I've been looking for you. I need your brain.
IC: Golden is flattered that a Chief Engineer would need to pick her brain on something.
OOC: Ut oh, J'eff is a traitor and this isn't going to end well for Golden!
Golden points to her brain. Golden points to J'eff.

J'eff dragged Golden to an isolated room in the northeast corner of the station.
J'eff then grabbed Golden so she couldn't get away.
The holoparasite came out and began bashing Golden's body until it exploded.
J'eff collected Golden's brain.

Golden's ghost began orbiting J'eff to see what he'd do for the rest of the round.
J'eff walked around for awhile and stopped to talk to some people in the hallway.
Suddenly, there's a bright flash! You feel like a new being!
Somebody had CLONED Golden! Looks like the pre-scan worked after all.
(To this very writing, I have no idea how they figured out Golden was dead, let alone who decided to revive her from a pre-scan record that she wasn't even sure existed.)

Golden woke up in a new body, but was unsure what had happened.
Certainly, she'd been killed. Was it an accident? No idea.
If not, killed by whom? No idea.
Where was her stuff? No idea.
Is it still dangerous? Well, you got killed once, dummy. These medical folks probably don't want to play naked charades!

Golden ran to the dressing room and grabbed the best possible outfit for blending in:
Grey jumpsuit, Grey cap, Black shoes.
Golden went to Cargo to order insulated gloves, had a welding helmet printed, and found a toolbox.
Perfect disguise nearly complete, where do I get an ID? Radio says HoP was ambushed and killed on the bridge.
Golden looked at the HoP line and blinked: a discarded PDA, just laying on the floor, with a Civilian job title!

Golden put the PDA in the ID slot of her grey jumpsuit, put down the Welding helmet, and waited in Escape for the shuttle to arrive.
Nobody saw through the clever disguise and tried to kill her again, so she got away on the shuttle!