H&S inspector random event

[Midaychi]

 

So yeah, for all you tl;dr's basically a roleplay ninja.

Also, one person does not speak for every person, and opinions are not as universal as we tend to think.

 

Now that's out of the way, the idea:

A thing that you can sign up for after spending an okish amount of karma in the karma shop. 5 is probably fine, 10 better. Just enough so you have to at least perform some good or interesting deed in some random dude's eyes to play.

 

During the course of a normal round, the game will check if it's time to do a random event, and if so and it picks this particular event, it'll look to see if there's any dead non-ssd ghosts that qualify. It'll ask them if they want to spawn as one or pick them or whatever ends up working the best.

 

The H&S Inspector (Health and safety) is fluffwise, a government worker tasked with making sure NanoTrasen is at least running a healthy and safe environment out here in fringe space (yeah right). They spawn on the centcom level in a wardrobe with some machines. They can customize their looks, their name, their job title, prepare and dress (in)appropriately. They can then 'latejoin' in their shuttleporter which sends them to arrivals and makes an arrivals announcement as if they were just a normal latejoiner. Obviously they can't join as a head or certain sensitive loyalty implanted personnel.

 

They are permitted to do the job they've chosen to keep up the act/disguise if they wish, but are warned to stay out of station affairs as much as humanly possible. This includes dealing with antags; the agent should stay out of it and head for safety unless they don't have very many other options.

 

They receive objectives to inspect the health and safety of specific work environments like the permabrig or engineering or whatnot, to survive and avoid being caught as being an undercover government official, and to submit a report if possible describing the favorable or unfavorable conditions present. A generic yay or nay is really all the game cares about and displays on the round end report favorably or unfavorably on the heads and crew.

 

Their objectives specify 'under normal working conditions', so an exceptional event like a nuke ops attack or a wizard are to be taken with a grain of salt. They're still H&S violations, but you should be judging how well the station was prepared rather than the damaged caused.

 

Admins and/or event crew can optionally provide additional human elements to this if they so wish.

 

They have a cleverly concealed device that allows them to gather evidence and send it back. They can take covert digital photographs, plant spy bugs that they can remotely view through later, record just audio, scan documents, and record video (Basically a universal recorder but records actions around it as well as speech), and fill out digital forms regarding their objectives..

The device allows them to fax this evidence back to their home office.

 

Mechanically, only filling out the digital forms really matters. The rest is all optional roleplay stuff that admins/eventmins can take advantage of if they want.

 

Yes, no, blah, skree?

 

[Streaky Haddock]

Death of the Health Inspector should severely impact on the end of round score as the profit Nanotrasen WOULD have made from the station goes into placating/bribing SolGov.