Ian saved the station

[StarPlat]

I played a game, died instantly because me stupid.

Then, I respawned as Ian, escaped the office by climbing into trash-can, and befriended many a crewmate.

Next, while in security, we got word that cargo had declared independence and were stocking up with the weapons that had been ordered. So, I naturally went with sec to take cargo back. They let me in, as they thought Ian was on their side. However, I began dragging a banana peel, tripped all of them on it, and the fellow security team immediately took them out once they were on the ground.

I died 3 times as Ian that round. Eventually, a mech drilled me to death. Then I got gibbed in the shuttle's medbay. Good times.