Connor Posted July 6, 2021 Posted July 6, 2021 Paperwork is used everywhere around the station; from additional access, job transfers, and cyborgification. Not all paperwork is created to impede or choke, sometimes it's made for fun! What's your favorite fun bits of paperwork? To start out this thread, I'll showcase my Fashion Violation citation for whenever I'm playing security and bored on Green alert. Spoiler [center] [logo] Nanotrasen Science Station Cyberiad Security Department [hr] [large][b]Fashion Violation (S1031)[/b][/large] [hr] [b]Did you dress in the dark?[/b] [small]While fashion may not be your passion, remember that the rest of us have to look at you.[/small][/center] [b]Violation[/b]: [b]Fee[/b]: 300 Credits [b]Issuing Officer[/b]: $ [b]Issued to[/b]: $ [b]Signed[/b] [sign] [center][small]I'm not all that critical, I'm just trying to keep the peace.[/small][/center] [hr] In case you ever have no idea what to write for a violation refer to this handy list! Spoiler Accessories abuse All-around terrible choices Did not meet the party requirements Exceeding the color limit Excessive denim Excessive layers Horrible outfit Improper headwear Insufficient effort Out of season scarf Over the cute limit Overly formal Overly informal Socks with sandals Too comfortable Too tacky for words Wardrobe malfunction You call those shoes? 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/21070-paperwork-for-fun/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
henri215 Posted July 6, 2021 Posted July 6, 2021 Gotta create one Violation citation for speed, those chemists... 1 Link to comment https://www.paradisestation.org/forum/topic/21070-paperwork-for-fun/#findComment-156999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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