ITT: We come up with horrible ideas and pitch them as suggestions

[Viz]

2 minutes ago, DevL said:

Make (prob) always return true.

Loads tranq slugs with malicious intent

[LiberatedWaveMan]

On 8/11/2021 at 5:56 PM, Pckables said:

Random Minor Event: Sentient Piñata appears on the station.

The Sentient Piñata has civilian access, can not ventcrawl, can not attack/drag, and runs at Xeno Hunter speed.

It only has the objective to survive.

When killed, explodes into a large amount of various candy/chocolates.
There is a 10% chance that it is instead filled with random narcotics and floor pills.

this would unironically be pretty cool
and a syndie version, as destiny mentioned, could look the exact same but contain bees, plasma etc.

[Sweaterkittens]

Shining a flashlight at the head of a player with less than 10 hours in the game blinds everyone around them.

 

 

get it because they're bald

Edited August 28, 2021 by Sweaterkittens

[Viz]

A common crew antag with access to two of the best Wizard mobility spells, jaunt and blink.