AI personality/Crew record: B.A.D.G.E.R

[Imic]

Document of Employment

Name: B.A.D.G.E.R (Brendansdóttir And Donnavan General Edition Robot)

Age: N/A

Gender: N/A (Male preferred)

Race: IPC (Integrated Positronic Chassis)

Blood Type: N/A

General Occupational Role(s): Engineer, Atmospheric Technician, Roboticist, AI.

This Document hereby grants indefinitely assured employment to the IPC hereafter referred to as Badger for the purpose of repaying a total outstanding debt of ****** Credits to the Nanotrasen Corporation across a period of ** years, starting on **/**/****. Should this contract be declared null and void for any reason, then a percentage of the debt owed to the Corporation equal to the percentage of the ** year employment period completed by Badger up until that point shall be considered repaid. Reasons for the contract being declared null and void include but are not limited to:

Serious injury, permanent injury, disabling injury, long-term temporary imprisonment, permanent imprisonment, crimes including but not limited to: Sabotage, Grand sabotage, Kidnapping, Kidnapping of an Officer, Manslaughter, attempted murder, murder, inciting a riot, mutiny, grand theft, assault of an officer, being declared an enemy of the Corporation, and/or indecent exposure. Also included is brainwashing from the cult or Nar'sie, Shadowling domination, regular domination, Failure to follow AI laws, the existence of any and all subversive modifications to the AI or AI laws originating from the syndicate, being overly snarky to a Centcom official, fangirling about Nausicaa of the valley of the wind over the intercoms again, the presence of subversive viruses and/or trojan horses and/or any other form of malicious third party computer program, unauthorized activation of the Station's self destruct mechanism, death, and/or asking for another pay raise. For the full and comprehensive list please see document 1-C. Nanotrasen reserves the right to choose not to declare the contract null and void even if any of the previously mentioned criteria and/or any/all of the criteria listed in document 1-C are determined to have occurred.

Until such a time as all outstanding debts are repaid and the contract being considered completed, the IPC known as Badger is property of the corporation, overriding any and all existing citizenship and/or membership, employment, or other formal association with/of any and all Countries, Organizations, or Companies besides the Nanotrasen Corporation, except where such a thing would violate Trans-Solar Federation law. For further details, please see attatched documents 1 through 4.

Please include signatures below, as well as legal names in block capitals for ease of use:

GEORGE RIDDEL

George Riddel

B.A.D.G.E.R

Badger

 

Notes:

I encourage any Station employing Badger to remove Its positronic brain and use It as an AI, if no other AIs are available. Be aware, however, that Badger is still not a regular AI, and although it has displayed acceptable levels of competence working as an AI, It still cannot compare to purpose-made AIs. Furthermore, It often fails to take things seriously, acts disrespectful to both Crew and Command, frequently vocalises Its opposition to the Corporation, and talks sass at every opportunity. However, that being said, despite fears that due to It being an independent non-slaved IPC It would be able to ignore Its AI laws, it has never been recorded doing so. Furthermore, It rarely if ever displays actual malicious intent, is quick to admit to and apologise for its mistakes and shortcomings, and will do every task It is given to the best of Its ability regardless of the nature of that task. In short, besides its personality, It acts as a perfectly tolerable AI, so despite the inherent oddness of using an IPC brain as a Station AI, in the case that no other AI is available, I happily encourage doing so if no other AI is available.

Besides that, feel free to use Badger as disposable labour, since as an IPC It can be easily given a new Chassis for Its brain should Its old Chassis be destroyed. It had shown competence working as an Atmospheric Technician, Engineer, Scientist, and Roboticist, though It is happy to learn new skills should the need arise. Just whatever you do, don't give It medical duties. That should be all.

-George

The following information is for Security eyes only.

Spoiler

Station Communications console

Message received from: George Riddel

Please stop using Badger as an AI so much. It's meant to be used When nothing else is available, not "Whenever the budget is too small." Because of the incident with the NSS Koromachi, Badger's contract was signed in accordance with SolGov law, not Space law, so if we purge its memory, that "Property of the corporation" line is is gonna start showing its terms and conditions real quick. If It sees something, anything, that needs to be kept confidential, then we have no way to stop It from leaving the AI satellite with that knowledge intact. I shouldn't need to be saying this, but I have seen no attempts to deal with this potential disaster whatsoever. I know that this message is gonna get ignored, but if someone, anyone, with a bit of actual power in this Corporation decided to deal with this potential disaster, then the problem could be gone in a month. Couldn't we stick some laws into Badger's brain to stop It from spilling secrets? Couldn't we find some way to selectively erase memories from Positronic brains without giving them brain damage? Couldn't we just... arrange an accident for Badger? It clearly hates the Corporation, so once its contract is up and we can't threaten It anymore, there's nothing to stop It from anonymously spilling the beans to an investigative journalist and giving us a world of trouble. We can't just kick this can down the road and wait for the contract to be nearly up to do something about this, we need to do something about this now. If none of that has gotten the message across, then I have nothing more to say. Goodbye.

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Edited October 3, 2021 by Imic
I left the security section unchanged, but I edited the "Notes" section, and edited a few other small details.