The Saga of Crazyhair

[Crazyhair]

So it's like 2:50 in the morning and I have way more energy than needed so why not post something on the forum?

So, I was just searching up a friend up the discord and then I searched Keziah up to see how many times Keziah has been said. AND BOY ALL MIGHTY.....My early days of playing paradise and ss13 in general I was a massive shitter or just horrible player in general. Like lots of the conversations were about me breaking various rules or being a shitter player in general and I must say. I am so fucking thankful that doesn't happen as much as it used to because honestly I don't think I would've survived. If I didn't get banned for blowing up those borgs as a non-antag roboticist or get command banned for going SSD as NTR any many things. I would most likely still be a shitter in hiding. I do thank you all for helping me improve my ways of and hope that if you still do see an issue with the way I play to please DM me about it or something. I don't want to be known as a shitter player and I definitely don't enjoy being treated like one. That's all really......

 

Crazyhair outtttt

[Crazyhair]

Here again for my antag ways....

So whenever I'm traitor I like to go disguises and all that like SolFed Representative, Cybersun Representative, and one I haven't done yet but planning to is a Syndicate Intern. I don't know the real point of posting this besides like I guess telling you all and I kind of want tips on making better disguises and making them seem authentic. I read faction wiki a bit so I can kind of generalize what I want to do and how I want to do it. So for SolFed I had someone else become my bodyguard and we had NTR level access, mindshields, plastic surgery for actually becoming them. Tip for me playing Solfed is talking shit while not being directly aggressive.

Cybersun Rep was really fun. I got to talk about how I am kind of Syndicate but also arresting me would mean that the Syndicate would maybe come to get me back, so it's kind of a weird one but it still works. That loadout was combat turtleneck, officer beret, labcoat(blank works the best imo), medihud glasses, with a Syndicate headset with CMO headset and science key. That round was kind of  iffy because the HoS thought I wasn't real and was trying to arrest me and a SM sliver core with Cybersun label was found so I'd give it a 7/10. Also Malf AI.

Solar Federation Representative was done with the help of Charlie Charson or something but they play Flow now, so thanks Shadowradar. Solfed rep was my first time being an offical while being a traitor and it was really fun. We even got caught coming out of a false wall but an officer just excused it and left us. We had sec comms, mindshields, all of the real stuff. A few people knew it was Keziah and Charlie because the hair and how we were hidden.....(Moi), but it went really smooth and wasn't many hitches to it besides NTR faxing CC about how we weren't real but CC said something like they're probably real and just unexpected. I'd say thats a 9/10 for me. Also shoutout to Matt for letting me getting captain comms for 6 tc so I could talk to command and all! <3

I haven't done Syndi Intern yet so not much to talk about but I have the loadout ready and all but I'm waiting for the perfect round. Kinda wanna see if admins aid me a bit . Peace I guess. Also, would making Keziah for like one round a slimeperson be odd? I see people changing the species of their characters and I think it's cool I guess.

Last thing before I post this! I'm gonna revamp this one post thing to be my updates I guess? It's a ss13 blog page I guess lol

Edit: I did another offical thing like some russian military leader with Ryder Hill but I kinda forgot the details but I know we killed the fake diplomat!

Edited December 21, 2021 by Crazyhair
Forgot something

[Anteci]

Nice post, as a person who also likes to go for roleplay gimmicks when rolling traitor, (Sol marines)i applaud the effort. I feel like gimmicks like these are great, because they add more to the round, than regular antag play. Normally usually only security is involved with antags, and most of the crew have little idea what is going on. Enter roleplay gimmicks, fake marines, fake Liasons etc. They involve more crew, due to not being something only security can deal with. It's fun to talk to people as Marine, or some other role, due to these roles being rare, and interesting. Crew likes to talk to these roles,  and when reals ones arrive, they often are far too busy to interact with the crew.

It adds way more to the round, if it succeeds, it's really fun. I have very fond memories of being marine with my fake marine buddies, talking with the crew.

In my experience, you have to get everything perfect, otherwise people will meta hell out of you. Sometimes, it feels like people take it as their holy mission to expose the fakes the moment they smell something wrong. That i feel, is bad. Becauce the potential for fun shenanigans is huge, and you being immediately stunned and cuffed and sent to perma for being dirty traitor is not fun for anyone. I hope people would not stop the fakes right away, even if they know that they are fake. Instead, go like "I know they are fake, but let's see what they are up to".

Example from few days ago, i was doing fake marines with robobrain buddy, and we got off to good start. Had a good cover story, talking to people, Captain faxing CC, who replied that they don't know any being around, but there could be some in the system. We had fun, we had good roleplay, Private Baker was awesome, he was really eager in his marine RP. We were talking with the captain in conference room, adding to his round, when otherwise he would just sat in bridge hoping for something to happen. The officers who we talked, about marines, and such, we added to their round, and all the others who came to talk to us etc. We added to the round in a positive way, but then Magistrate got suspicious, and we were shut down, and i went to cryo. Which was a mistake, Norwest had prepared Marine MP squad to retrieve us from perma.

I hope Magistrate could have waivered this, "Yeah, they are antags, but hey let's see what they are up to before we do anything"

Point of the ramble is, if you see antags trying something different, and even if they don't get everything perfect, don't bust them. There is little reason to, antags add to the round.

[Anteci]

One my most memorable fake marines rounds, got caught, and went to cryo. Admin Bryan then asked me if i'm up to more rolepay. Got to be Sol representative sent to investigate the marine issue with one man ert escort.

 

Was traitor on Paradise, got a partner robobrain in humanized monkey, and dressed up as Sol Marines. We got caught and went to cryo. Afterwards Admin Bryan asked me if i'm in for some more RP. Got to be Sol Liason sent to investigate the incident, together with one man ERT escort.

Sol Butter: "I am curious as to what were these fake marines doing with these identies?"

Sol Butter: "Were they commiting crimes?"

Hos Fiona: "They weren't doing anything in particular, just stolen valour"

RD Park: "John Hammond was one of our scientist, and the only thing we know was that they had robot monkey"

ERT Paulson: "Robot monkey, hmm?

Sol Butter: "Robot monkey?"

Hos Fiona: "Robot monkey would've been "Hines" then."

RD Park: "Monkey with robotic brain"

ERT Paulson: "What the hell are you people doing out here?"

RD Park: "Research and devolpment"

Hop Amira: "Science"

ERT Paulson: " :h robot fucking monkeys, i oughta kick y-"

Sol Butter: "Wait, you are saying monkey disguised as marine fooled you, at least momentarily?"

Sol Butter: "How in the hells"

Hos Fiona: "It had charmaleon gear"

Sol Butter: "How did you mistake monkey in uniform as real marine?"

Sol Butter: ":h Monkey disguised as marine, and they needed CC confirmation to tell it was fake?"

Hos Fiona: "We only noticed when it jumped the intern"

Sol Butter: "Jumped the..?"

Sol Butter: ":h do these people think we recruit from jungle?"

[henri215]

Oh..this turned into a "Fake Visitor" post? Then share more of your experience, i love this kind of antag gimmick!

[Generaldonothing]

18 hours ago, Crazyhair said:

Here again for my antag ways....

So whenever I'm traitor I like to go disguises and all that like SolFed Representative, Cybersun Representative, and one I haven't done yet but planning to is a Syndicate Intern. I don't know the real point of posting this besides like I guess telling you all and I kind of want tips on making better disguises and making them seem authentic. I read faction wiki a bit so I can kind of generalize what I want to do and how I want to do it. So for SolFed I had someone else become my bodyguard and we had NTR level access, mindshields, plastic surgery for actually becoming them. Tip for me playing Solfed is talking shit while not being directly aggressive.

Cybersun Rep was really fun. I got to talk about how I am kind of Syndicate but also arresting me would mean that the Syndicate would maybe come to get me back, so it's kind of a weird one but it still works. That loadout was combat turtleneck, officer beret, labcoat(blank works the best imo), medihud glasses, with a Syndicate headset with CMO headset and science key. That round was kind of  iffy because the HoS thought I wasn't real and was trying to arrest me and a SM sliver core with Cybersun label was found so I'd give it a 7/10. Also Malf AI.

Solar Federation Representative was done with the help of Charlie Charson or something but they play Flow now, so thanks Shadowradar. Solfed rep was my first time being an offical while being a traitor and it was really fun. We even got caught coming out of a false wall but an officer just excused it and left us. We had sec comms, mindshields, all of the real stuff. A few people knew it was Keziah and Charlie because the hair and how we were hidden.....(Moi), but it went really smooth and wasn't many hitches to it besides NTR faxing CC about how we weren't real but CC said something like they're probably real and just unexpected. I'd say thats a 9/10 for me. Also shoutout to Matt for letting me getting captain comms for 6 tc so I could talk to command and all! <3

I haven't done Syndi Intern yet so not much to talk about but I have the loadout ready and all but I'm waiting for the perfect round. Kinda wanna see if admins aid me a bit . Peace I guess. Also, would making Keziah for like one round a slimeperson be odd? I see people changing the species of their characters and I think it's cool I guess.

Last thing before I post this! I'm gonna revamp this one post thing to be my updates I guess? It's a ss13 blog page I guess lol

Edit: I did another offical thing like some russian military leader with Ryder Hill but I kinda forgot the details but I know we killed the fake diplomat!

I was the RD during the cybersun round of yours, it was really strange how hard the HOS wanted you gone, especially with the blueshield fully trusting you.

I deadass was just trying to use you to get illegal tech levels, so it wasn't entirely diplomatic. 

[Crazyhair]

Yeah, that was a bit strange to me, but I did after say I was Cybersun and how we financed the Syndicate. Yet that wasn’t the reason the HoS wanted me arrested. Priorities aren’t a thing to some people.

Edited December 22, 2021 by Crazyhair
Reasons

[Crazyhair]

Ok, I won't post on this topic until something else of upmost importance comes up but something of upmost importance has came up! I have reached 1000(1002) hours on Paradise. Does this mean I've now became super saiyan? like Goku and the green people from dragon ball Z? Bye