A (Joke) Guide to staying alive while playing the game

[Bestmannnnn]

Hey you, are you unrobust? Is the number of admins online limiting your combat capability?

I keep dying without an aheal every 0.5 seconds, this is unbalanced, paradise station is dead.

well fear not, Because im about to teach you HOW 2 STAY ALIVE.

First things first, turn off those focking suit sensors!!

But what if i diee???

Listen, traitors with crew monitors, And Malf AI can track and kill you, so turn them off, and if those traitors get an advanced pinpointer, then go off station or hide in a locker till the shuttle gets called

BUT WAHHH ITS BORING

tough luck, your either bored or dead.

You dont want anybody to be on the shuttle, as they could be ANTAGS, so toss a hellfoam grenade or kill everybody on shuttle first before boarding, Now you are totally safe! or just hellfoam it

[Norwest]

Good advice. Now, obviously any food you could get from the Kitchen could be poisoned, so make sure you don't eat anything during your shift. You don't want to get carpotoxin or space ants, after all!

 

Also, guns are very bad news. If you see someone with a gun, beat 'em to death. Command-looking guy with a gun? Gotta be a traitor. Security Officer-looking guy with a gun? Definitely an impersonator. If you see 'em, get those floor tiles ready!

[henri215]

And never go around picking up items, good looking or not, its 100% a holoprojector traitor!