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Greetins! welcome aboard, life vests are to your left, duct tape is to your right, and should the station begin to fall into chaos, simply pull the  "Panic" cord on your vest and the vest will "hopefully" wisk you away to "safety" in a "reasonable" amount of "time"

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Warnings! Hellcome aboard, bulletproof vests are to your left, a vampiric clown is to your right, and should the station - against all odds - start to regain a sense of order, simply push the  "innocent bystander" into the super-matter engine and the magistrate will "painfully" whisk you to "death" in a "blender" and scatter your gibs to "space"

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