NT Dossier: Mike Spike

[RangerYote]

//Full Name: Mickhael Spichael

//Alias: Mike Spike

//Age: 25
//D.O.B:  8/8/2543
//Height: 167cm
//Weight: 78kg
//Build: Mesomorph

//Gender: Male
//Spouse: Alexa Spike

//Race: Vulpkanin

//Blood Type: A+

//General Occupational Role(s):

Atmospherics Technician
Chief Engineer
Staff Assistant
 

//Biography:
Mike Spike was born in the city of New Southwark, Pluto, to a family of 1st generation vulpkanin immigrants. Records sourced by NanoTrasen data scrapers show that he underachived during his time in school, and was sentenced to 6 months at New Southwark Young Offenders Institute at the age of 16 for the distribution of illicit substances. Not much else is known about his early years.

At the age of 17, Mr Spike signed up with a small private shipping charter to work as an Engine Room Oiler, before he disembarked at Port Magellan 6 months later. Due to his criminal record and lack of qualifications at the time he struggled to find any work at all, save for one post: A salesman at Zippy's Discount Spacepods. Mr Spike also volunteered for the local Port Magellan Fire Services and was able to earn a firefighting certificate during his time with them.

At the age of 22, Mr Spike applied to join NanoTrasen Incorporated and was accepted for the position of Staff Assistant and later Apprentice Atmospherics Technican. Currently, he works as a fully qualified technican aboard the NSS Cyberiad. Although qualified for the role of Chief Engineer, Mr Spike has several workplace safety violations on record, including one such incident where he attempted to sunbathe with the supermatter crystal. His licence was also temporarily suspended following the unauthorized modification of the Supermatter Engine to use plasma as a coolant, which very nearly resulted in a Charge Inertia Class Delamination.

Despite this, Mr Spike continues to be a valuable asset for the company even if trouble tends to follow in his wake.

//The following information is restricted to members of the AARD and NanoTrasen Naval Officers Only

Spoiler

Following incident KERB-089-A, Mr Spike was detained by Central Command and issued explicit orders to never divulge his methodology to any but a select few. Should he fail to obey, he will have his contract terminated.  Currently, he has been reassigned to the Advanced Atmospherics Research Division alongside the other few who have generated anomalies. The reclassification of his contract from "Employee" to "Cognitohazard" is ongoing.

//Access Denied by order of Lieutenant Commander Syzmon Green:

 

Spoiler

Subject: Mike Spike

Classification: Division Agent

Containment: Housed in an NT affiliated housing lot.

Description: Mike Spike is a Vulpkanin measuring 170cm in height and weighing in at around 85kg. He was obtained by the Advanced Atmospherics Division in 2567 following the NSS Keberos Atmos Toxins Incident. He does not display any other properties.

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Subject: Mike Spike

Classification:  Cognitohazard

Containment: Contained in an NT approved housing lot fitted with reality anchors. An AAD Agent is on site at all times to monitor his containment. Falsified records are to be maintained in the NT Employee Record system and a dummy entry is to be maintained in the Division Registrar. A former Syndicate Division-P Officer is his current spouse, who is more than equipped to keep a leash on him.

Description: Mike Spike is a theta-fractal meme complex that appeared aboard the NSS Cyberiad on the 9th of August 2565. He is a form of memetic life that exists within human (and organic) headspace as a living idea. How he managed to enter this sector of reality is currently unknown. Spike displays a number of anomalous properties, especially when interacting with the supermatter engine or atmospheric systems, and has yielded several anomalies including:
-A tank of null gas with contents not physically able to exist in accordance with the known laws of phsyics or rules of the universe.
-AAD Object [REDACTED]
-A form of matter transmission for gas that defies the laws of physics.
-[See attached file, XR Class "Negative Pressure" scenario] NEUTRALIZED

Mr Spike also distorts local spacetime, and his effects on the station and supermatter engine have been noted, including an increase in exceptionally rare S-laminate type events. In one such instance, an S-laminate ejection event took place in every single shift that Mr Spike was aboard the NSS Cyberiad in the engineering department.

The installation of reality anchors aboard the NSS Cyberiad and other installations have somewhat restricted his anomalous properties, but due caution should still be maintained. His intentions so far are mainly benign. Due note that his classification as a cognitohazard doesn't exempt him from following NT Standard Operating Procedure or Space Law.

[See associated file - Fractal Seedling Theory] ACCESS DENIED

//Qualifications:

Basic Firefighting and Fire Prevention
Advanced Fire Fighting
Tanker Fire Fighting (Oil, Chemical, Gas)
Nuclear & Radiological Firefighting
Gas Turbine Operators Certificate
AT 1 Cert
AT 2 Cert
Forklift Operators Licence

 

//Employment Records:

SS Ghostlight - Engine Room Oiler (2560-2561)
Zippy's Discount Pods - Salesman (2561-2565)
NanoTrasen Incorporated - Atmospherics Technician (2565-Present)

//Security Records:

Mr Spike has been previously incarcerated for the distribution of illicit substances while on Pluto. Some further digging has unearthed that Zippy's Discount Pods had ties to the criminal underworld aboard Port Magellan and was involved in money laundering. The investigation into Mr Spike's involvement in this matter is still ongoing.

In 2565, a major drug ring was unearthed aboard the NSS Cyberiad. Evidently members of the station's crew were producing and distributing narcotics among the civilian level staff members of the station. Mr Spike is currently suspected of being a key player in the "Blazing September" crimewave that saw the mass distribution of methamphetamine aboard the station, however no evidence to convict him on such accusations has been found.

The security team and command staff are advised to monitor his behaviour.

//Medical Records:

Smoker. Sought help with alchohol abuse. Has exceeded his safe radiation dosage for the year.

//Personnel Photo:

 

Edited October 24 by RangerYote
Updating info

[Warriorstar]

Ah Zippy’s… Their awful jingle is still stuck in my head. “Pan-galactic trip? Take a Zip!”