The best exports of the NSS Diagoras

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Have you ever wanted to commit corporate espionage, and steal fragments of a highly classified crystal?

Well, today, I attempted that after 5 months of not playing paradise.

My first step to getting to the SM was a shitton of EMP grenades, which required a lot of uranium. But, I managed to aqquire a handful of uranium for my genius plan, when all of the sudden the spokesperson for the blood donation community decided to flash me in the eyes and kidnap me. I told them I was a syndicate, and I even gave her my uplink, but then a few security guards found me and demanded my backpack. In order to preserve my anonymity, I decided to rat out my vampire friend. I was still arrested, but apparently the vampire was the head of some massive cult of vampires. Despite the guard finding my stuff, he let me off the hook.

After that, I decided to try and enact my plan before transfusion woman decided to flash me and rip out my carroted artery for some extra blood, then I was left to die for about 30% of the round. Great... definitely feel like a winner here... After that whole scuffle, I was finally revived, and with 50% of the station converted into either vampires or pale husks that once contained blood. I was back into action, and my plan was to be enacted. For some reason, I didn't even need the EMPs because one of the engineers gave me a free express pass to the supermatter engine, no questions asked.

Now, I know attempted to steal a fragment of supermatter may seem dangerous, but if you take the letters of "Supermatter engine" you can somewhat spell out "Super Magic Anime". And the idea of gaining magical anime powers from a fragment of supermatter was pretty nice. I entered the radiation field with a proper suit and some magboots and realized this job was about to give me brain damage, because I kept hallucinating due to the minor radiation still piercing into my suit. I managed to get to the supermatter engine, but my suit was not made to deal with the several tons of pressure that makes getting crushed by barotrauma in the game barotrauma seem like a pleasent experience. I was able to escape, but then died shortly after.

So, as it turns out, it may not be a good idea to anger unholy eldritch abominations, and poorly made anagrams are not a good substitute for life or death situations.