The Demise of Luka Soldatov

[Nickos]

 

This is from a round I had today,

 

I was travelling through space, with a spacepod, I had looted most derelicts, my armory consisted of a Retro Laser and a classic EMP grenade. When hoping to find my way back to Cyberiad, I stumbled upon the Ruskie DJ station. When I went inside, I figured out I could tab into every radio frequency of NT, Including Command comms. So what I did was, talk to the folks of command, and proclaim the Third Soviet Union.

 

I continued talking to command, until I noticed I wasn't alone on the station! Out of nowhere the Russian DJ walked out of the bathroom, I tried to tell him that this station was Soviet property but he could not be reasoned with. He then pulled out a.. Stretchkin, but not before I pulled out my Retro Laser and pointed it at him! So.. we ended up having a standoff in the Kitchen, I had my Retro Laser aimed at his head, while he had his Stretchkin aimed at mine.

 

I decided to give diplomacy one last chance, a friendly game of Russian Roulette should settle the dispute. But once again he was not to be reasoned with. He told my to throw my laser into the disposal, I said that that would not work out. I told him that this could only end in one way.. and opened fire! But the DJ.. turned out to be quite smart, and shot the gun out of my hand! He then continued shooting me down, till I was no more, and with me.. the Third Soviet Union.