How the trash stole (christmas) the HoP's Jumpsuit

[fludd12]

I was a traitor with the goal to steal the HoP's jumpsuit. I couldn't figure out what to do... CH autoinjector him as a disguised member? No idea. Anyway, I got a chameleon projector, and was disguised as a piece of trash. Yeah, yeah, make jokes about syndicate trash. Anyway, I managed to sneak in. Turns out, HoP kept their locker open. But, I heard security coming, so I jumped into the disposals. Sec was getting a bit too close, but I had to get out of disposals before someone investigated why it wasn't flushing, so I used the agent ID to make me look like the bin I was in. I fake spat up something, making it seem like the bin was doing so. "The disposal bin vomits up a piece of trash. Perhaps the disposal network is flooded?" it said. No one suspected a thing. I sneakily walked over to the unlocked closet, ensured (almost) no one was watching, and nabbed the jumpsuit. I told the one witness not to mention this, and he agreed wholeheartedly. I then flushed myself down disposals, going back to my normal name, and made up a sob story about how I was flushed accidentally. Above and below suspicion, and task complete.

[Plotron]

Bloody brilliant.

[johannhawk]

if im the HoP when somebody has to steal my jumpsuit its probably labelled as Ian's toy and being dragged everywhere.

[Streaky Haddock]

how did you disguise as a disposal bin?

[Nomzy]

 

how did you disguise as a disposal bin?

You're B.U.P.

You shouldn't need to disguise as one if you are one.

tsssss

 

[Streaky Haddock]

i will squeeze the life from your throat

[Spacemanspark]

He probably means that he flushed it, disabled the pump, and hid in it.

[fludd12]

Exactly correct, Spaceman.