Miyan's amazing and anticlimactic fight with SyndiFox

[fludd12]

 

pAI Personality Requested

Submit personality, "Miyan ; Cat ; Cat"

 

Hell~ oh... This is the nukeops team.

 

So, I was the ever-adorable Miyan, the Cat pAI of the leader of the Nukeops. And, turns out, co-pet of the team: The dreaded SyndiFox: Enemy of cats, and most canine of all syndicate pets was also there!

There began an epic chase, which amounted to me crawling around two tables as SyndiFox attempted to climb onto them and do whatever SyndiFoxes do with caught naughty cats.

Finally, SyndiFox demonstrated the epic crushing power of his jaws by eating an entire bottle of Gin in one massive bite. A SECOND chase began, when suddenly, just when SyndiFox managed to stay on the same table as Miyan, he reached out with his massive canine jaws, and clamped down on...

 

His own body.

 

SyndiFox began to destabilize, phasing in and out of bluespace until SyndiFox had completely erased himself from existance, cat-hating personality and all. Miyan had won that battle, and became the true mascot of the nukeops team, who managed to kill everyone (including themselves) except for two ERT members.

 

[Plotron]

 

Crazy round indeed.

 

A chef with a cleaver (and later an e-sword) managed to kill three ops.

 

[Rumiluntti]

 

Crazy round indeed.

 

A chef with a cleaver (and later an e-sword) managed to kill three ops.

 

He killed one op. Same chef killed the HoS with improvised bombs earlier and depressurized half of the station.

Round was poo-brain, chef was poo-brain, nukeops were poo-brain, crew was kill, AI was amused.

 

[johannhawk]

the worst part is...nobody here has an avatar or signature.

[Plotron]

 

Crazy round indeed.

 

A chef with a cleaver (and later an e-sword) managed to kill three ops.

 

He killed one op.

 

Three ops. One op was finished off with his own e-sword, the other one (blind) was robusted while he was searching the captain's body, and the third died of critical wounds sometime later because he happened to be in the way of the esword during the first encounter.

 

Also: no crew members survived. ERT was greeted by corpses.