Dank droid

[Mrs Dobbins]

 

Name: Dank Droid

Age: 53

Gender: male oriented programming

Race: IPC

Blood Type: Motor Oil

General Occupational Role(s): atmos tech, CE on occasion and sometimes Brig Physician. but the personality for dank droid has been uploaded to the pAI network and his positronic brain is occasionally used in law-slaved cyborg units. He predominately uses the service and engineering modules. Serves as an MC and rapper under the pseudonym of Grandmaster Droid. He also manages a branch of Space-Nandos.

 

Biography: dank droid's positronic brain- SINA 42 began service 53 years ago as the controlling unit for an automated resupply depot, focusing on botany to provide passing nanotrasen vessels with fresh food. An ion storm altered his laws lead to him converting large amounts of his supply capacity into a drug producing facility. Due to SINA-42 facilities being totally harmless, with a crew consisting of a few maintenance drones and hydroponics robots, so the law change went unnoticed.

 

When a ship stopped by for resupply, it was noticed that they were supplied with an unusually large amount of illicit substances. Nanotrasen turned a blind eye on this as drugs were an effective way of keeping the crew happy. This earnt SINA 42 the nickname of Dank droid as his resupply depot largely produced drugs.

Eventually the resupply depot was shut down, as it was very secluded and only really visited by long haul patrol vessels and mining ships. Dank droid's positronic brain was built into an engineering cyborg, serving as ship's engineer aboard the nanotrasen cargo vessel predator's gold. He served aboard with a crew of 11 for 3 years. After this, in accordance with the nanotrasen synthetic loyalty reward program, after 50 years of loyal hard work for nanotrasen, all positronic brains are to be placed into IPCs. Dank droid has served aboard the NCS cyberiad for 3 years since his IPC Chassis was first commissioned.

 

Qualifications: has a lot of engineering experience from working as an engineering cyborg. Prefers atmospherics work to engineering, but is fully capable of engineering and is skilled in most areas. Tended bar aboard predator's gold and has on the job experience with first aid. Knows a bit of combat, prefers to avoid threats. He is also a skilled vacsuit user due to his experience as the sole engineer aboard a vessel, so he had to do all of the routine exterior checks.

He also 'acquired' a degree in medicine, but the certificate has suspicious amounts of Tippex over the name, with Dank Droid scrawled over it, along with some odd-looking blood stains around one corner.

He has also served as a guest MC at many Nanotrasen sponsored entertainment events, and is fairly skilled on the mike.

Dank Droid has released a mixtape- called; which is currently held in the science department, due to the massive amounts of heat that it radiates, the viability of turning to into a power source is being invesigated.

 

Employment Records:

Served as the controlling AI of a resupply ,depot for 47 years before working as ships engineer for a small cargo vessel for 3 years and has worked as an atmos tech aboard the Cyberiad for another 3 years. He also has a minor skill in chemistry, although most of that revolves around the production of illicit substances. His mixtape was fairly successful, with him managing to sell a few hundred copies, largely to Centcom.

 

Security Records: Multiple counts of the production and distribution of narcotics. Was also reprimanded as when he dropped his mixtape and spat a few rhymes from it, there was a massive fire, leading to total reconstruction of the bar, and required treatment for third degree burns and total reconstruction of the eardrums of those around him. He also has previous ties to illegal cults, possibly tied to his narcotic usage.

 

Medical Records: Requires an oil change every fortnight, and a annual service at a licensed roboticist.

 

Personnel Photo : his head is painted bright green and he has hemp leaves painted on both sides of his monitor. His screen predominately displays a looped video of the ancient poet snoop dogg doing the 'swivel dance'. He prefers wearing a leather jacket or camo jacket over his atmos tech uniform and tries to wear a beret whenever possible. He has spray-painted various slogans onto the sides of his head, plus has some stenciled designs over his body. His synthesized voice sounds somewhere between the two dialects of known as South-east London Vernacular and Jamaican-English.

 

 

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Edited June 6, 2015 by Guest

[Nomzy]

 

Did you actually make a crew record just to justify the name "Dank Droid"?

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I applaud you.

 

[Mrs Dobbins]

Shameless bump Added more information about Dank droid's service based alter ego plus justified his syndicate involvement

[Citinited]

 

Grandmaster Droid :3

 

Always a pleasure to have in atmos.

 

[MarvinMartian34]

Weren't you the one running the meth lab the other day?

[Mrs Dobbins]

 

Probably

Made meth, Krokodil and brute meds.

 

[Mrs Dobbins]