Jim's guide to Surgery on Voxes

[Jguytriple5]

 

Disclaimer, this is not a real guide and is to be seen as a joke

 

Step 1: Identify the race of your surgery patient. Does it look like a guy with a monitor for a head? not a vox. Does it look like a guy with purple skin? not a vox. Does it look like a catbeast? not a vox. Does it look like a scary giant bird/lizard creature? that's the vox you're looking for.

 

Step 2: Remove their nitrogen tank to and add anesthetics.

 

Step 3: Cut their head open.

 

Step 4: Remove the weird object that is in their head according to the scanner.

 

Step 5: Remove anesthetics

 

Step 6: Get yelled at by the CMO for removing a vox's cortical stack

 

Step 7: Say: "no problémo boss, we'll just shove him into the cloner"

 

Step 8: realize you fucked up

 

Step 9: Dump the cortical stack in disposals

 

Step 10: Become wanted for murder.

 

Step 11: Hide in the fire equipment room in escape

 

Step 12: Wait untill the shuttle is called

 

Step 13: Put on a gasmask and remove your ID

 

Step 14: Blend in with the crowd

 

Step 15: Get away scott free with manslaughter

 

[davidchan]

I mean, really. Who charges you with murder for killing a vox?

[Rumiluntti]

 

I mean, really. Who charges you with murder for killing a vox?

 

Loads of voxies in command staff. Damn birdbrains!

 

[adamkad1]

cut off vox head, smack it onto a human, profit! hes probally gonna kill him/herself unless you put him in a hulk body, but in that case your at fault for everything